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#27 Nov 07 2010 at 2:56 PM Rating: Decent
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No, you told me "in the same place where all of the other reasons are at". I might have overlooked the "OP" portion, but I've asked you multiple times for clarification. I assumed that you overlooked my requests.
Smiley: lolYou asked once generally in DADT thread, which I answered, and you didn't reply with confusion so I assumed you had understood. Checking the post I wasn't specific, so sorry.

You also asked once for clarification in the wikileaks thread, after quoting me so I assume you were asking me directly, but I missed that as it was in the middle of a massive post. If you wanted to know, why didn't you just pm me? It shows up as an edit in the OP. It's certainly sort of strange to bring it up as a whine the way you did.

As for that specific thread, It was locked by OP request.

Edited, Nov 7th 2010 2:53pm by Xsarus


Thanks... the reason for the break was I attempted to look for it myself, couldn't find it and kept forgetting to ask. I totally forgot about PM and said that I would just wait till you post something, then reply.
#28 Nov 07 2010 at 6:41 PM Rating: Excellent
Man, this message board stuff is really hard, huh Alma?
#29 Nov 07 2010 at 7:05 PM Rating: Default
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Man, this message board stuff is really hard, huh Alma?


Well you know this ape has only limited information storage. I only hope that one day, I can be experts at ZAM forums such as you. Maybe one day I'll be able to make points without making points.. An ape can only wish...
#30 Nov 07 2010 at 7:25 PM Rating: Good
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Alma...Do you have a girlfriend?

I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and say not.
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#31 Nov 07 2010 at 7:39 PM Rating: Good
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Alma...Do you have a girlfriend?

I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and say not.

If she exists, she either has a beard or she is a beard.

Oh, hell, it could be both.
#32 Nov 07 2010 at 7:46 PM Rating: Default
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paulsol wrote:
Alma...Do you have a girlfriend?

I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and say not.


Nope, I like to stay in the "talking phase" as long as possible. When I'm in a relationship, I'm monogamous. Most, if not all, of my friends are females, so I choose not to get involved with someone for the sake of having a gf at the expense of downplaying/losing my other female friends.

Since you asked... What does that have to do with anything and what nonsense did you use to conclude your theory?
#33 Nov 07 2010 at 7:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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So you basically just get friendzoned by all the chicks you meet.
#34 Nov 07 2010 at 7:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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Almalieque wrote:
paulsol wrote:
Alma...Do you have a girlfriend?

I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and say not.


Nope, I like to stay in the "talking phase" as long as possible.
Cute, you make it sound like a choice.
#35 Nov 07 2010 at 7:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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So you basically just get friendzoned by all the chicks you meet.


No. Can't you fUcking read? He chooses to remain celibate in order to avoid losing his friends.


Hahahahahaha.

Alma, the only way that makes sense is if you think all the women you're friends with are secretly attracted to you. I guarantee they're not. You're utterly uncharismatic, duder. I reckon it's more accurate that you have unrequited feelings for the people you call friends. Even closer to the truth would probably be that you don't have any real friends of either gender. Honestly, though, I suspect you're actually about fourteen years old. Really Bro, you just don't seem sophisticated enough to be an adult.

Edited, Nov 7th 2010 5:55pm by Barkingturtle
#36 Nov 07 2010 at 8:27 PM Rating: Decent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
So you basically just get friendzoned by all the chicks you meet.


No, that's not what I label as "talking". My interpretation of the talking phase is unofficially dating. You're dating, but it isn't official. That's different than the friend zone, because in the friend zone, the boundaries are much more constricted.

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No. Can't you ******* read? He chooses to remain celibate in order to avoid losing his friends.


Hahahahahaha.

Alma, the only way that makes sense is if you think all the women you're friends with are secretly attracted to you. I guarantee they're not. You're utterly uncharismatic, duder. I reckon it's more accurate that you have unrequited feelings for the people you call friends. Even closer to the truth would probably be that you don't have any real friends of either gender. Honestly, though, I suspect you're actually about fourteen years old. Really Bro, you just don't seem sophisticated enough to be an adult.


You're right. I'm a poo flinging ape. I have no friends at all. My only hobby is to sit in front of my pc and ridicule others. I'm working hard at it... One day I want to be a perfect duplication of you!!!!!
#37 Nov 07 2010 at 8:33 PM Rating: Good
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Almalieque wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
So you basically just get friendzoned by all the chicks you meet.


No, that's not what I label as "talking". My interpretation of the talking phase is unofficially dating. You're dating, but it isn't official. That's different than the friend zone, because in the friend zone, the boundaries are much more constricted.
Ah, so you pretend to be dating them. Sounds much better!
#38 Nov 07 2010 at 8:33 PM Rating: Excellent
Almalieque wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
So you basically just get friendzoned by all the chicks you meet.


No, that's not what I label as "talking". My interpretation of the talking phase is unofficially dating. You're dating, but it isn't official. That's different than the friend zone, because in the friend zone, the boundaries are much more constricted.


"Talking" means you're too much of a pUssy to initiate anything more serious, and your "date" is terrified you'll actually nut up and make a move which would force her to constrict those "boundaries", alright.


And man, the ape thing really stung, eh? I am so far under your skin, I'm like sickle cell.
#39 Nov 07 2010 at 8:45 PM Rating: Default
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
So you basically just get friendzoned by all the chicks you meet.


No, that's not what I label as "talking". My interpretation of the talking phase is unofficially dating. You're dating, but it isn't official. That's different than the friend zone, because in the friend zone, the boundaries are much more constricted.
Ah, so you pretend to be dating them. Sounds much better!


It actually is. You do everything that a couple would do, but you're not bound to each other, so you can see someone else if you so choose to and she can see someone else if she so choose to. There is really no reason to constrict yourselves to each other unless the two of you are willing to be serious.

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"Talking" means you're too much of a ***** to initiate anything more serious, and your "date" is terrified you'll actually nut up and make a move which would force her to constrict those "boundaries", alright.


Actually, it's what I said above.

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And man, the ape thing really stung, eh? I am so far under your skin, I'm like sickle cell.


Yea, just like the geek gibberish comment "got under my skin". You already used that comeback already. Are you already out of comments? Well, that was quick. I guess your debating skills are a reflection of you in bed, short, redundant and quick. Oh wait, you must be making points without making points.. oh how I forget.

I'm going to sleep now... ooo-ooo- ah-ah-ah-ah... where's my banana!
#40 Nov 07 2010 at 8:48 PM Rating: Good
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And man, the ape thing really stung, eh? I am so far under your skin, I'm like sickle cell.
I would have gone for heroin needle, personally.
#41 Nov 07 2010 at 8:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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And man, the ape thing really stung, eh? I am so far under your skin, I'm like sickle cell.
I would have gone for heroin needle, personally.


Heroin's way out of his pay grade.

It was either sickle cell or chitlins.
#42 Nov 07 2010 at 8:53 PM Rating: Good
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And man, the ape thing really stung, eh? I am so far under your skin, I'm like sickle cell.
I would have gone for heroin needle, personally.


Heroin's way out of his pay grade.

It was either sickle cell or chitlins.

you'd be surprised how much a puffy pair of **** suckin lips can bring in, especially in the military
#43 Nov 07 2010 at 9:42 PM Rating: Good
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It actually is. You do everything that a couple would do, but you're not bound to each other, so you can see someone else if you so choose to and she can see someone else if she so choose to. There is really no reason to constrict yourselves to each other unless the two of you are willing to be serious.


My only problem with this is that so many people do this and never bother cluing the other person in. So he's off, having a great time with four different chicks, and she's sitting at home wondering why he didn't call. (Or vice versa.)

We've got a friend going through this right now, matter of fact. He got a new job and moved to Nashville from East TN (where she still is) and she makes the bare minimum calls while he rushes home and waits by the phone for her. She says she'll come visit him, she's leaving early Saturday morning, then she'll call Saturday afternoon and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I was up so late on Friday I just slept too late."

She makes me want to wring her neck. And our friend just defends her over and over. He has officially lived in Nashville for two years, and he's just now realized that she's never coming to visit.
#44 Nov 07 2010 at 10:18 PM Rating: Good
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Almalieque wrote:

Since you asked... What does that have to do with anything and what nonsense did you use to conclude your theory?


It wasn't so difficult to figure out.
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#45 Nov 07 2010 at 10:50 PM Rating: Decent
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It would just make more sense if he was a twelve year old girl.
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#46 Nov 08 2010 at 6:02 AM Rating: Default
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
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It actually is. You do everything that a couple would do, but you're not bound to each other, so you can see someone else if you so choose to and she can see someone else if she so choose to. There is really no reason to constrict yourselves to each other unless the two of you are willing to be serious.


My only problem with this is that so many people do this and never bother cluing the other person in. So he's off, having a great time with four different chicks, and she's sitting at home wondering why he didn't call. (Or vice versa.)

We've got a friend going through this right now, matter of fact. He got a new job and moved to Nashville from East TN (where she still is) and she makes the bare minimum calls while he rushes home and waits by the phone for her. She says she'll come visit him, she's leaving early Saturday morning, then she'll call Saturday afternoon and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I was up so late on Friday I just slept too late."

She makes me want to wring her neck. And our friend just defends her over and over. He has officially lived in Nashville for two years, and he's just now realized that she's never coming to visit.


Well, we agree on something else.

That is completely true. That's the major downfall of this type of behavior. If feelings start to come about or change, someone has to step up and say something. There is a lot of room for misunderstandings. The reason why I prefer this method is that you can test drive the car and see if she's crazy BEFORE committing into a relationship. I don't do this to see how many different women I can rack up at once. Doing so brings nothing but unnecessary drama that I can go without. I saw guys at work that literally had a calendar of women to work off of. That's simply too much work for me. I'm completely satisfied with one good woman.

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It wasn't so difficult to figure out.


Given the fact that the only difference from me having a girlfriend and not having a girlfriend is not the person or the relationship, but an intangible label, I question the validity of your ability to conclude such a theory.
#47 Nov 08 2010 at 6:34 AM Rating: Good
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I almost feel sorry for you Alma.
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The reason why I prefer this method is that you can test drive the car and see if she's crazy BEFORE committing into a relationship.
Where's the fun in that? A rather large part of life is experiencing different things and people. If we don't date the cray ***** at some point, how do we eventually truly appreciate the ones who aren't cray?
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#49 Nov 08 2010 at 9:09 AM Rating: Good
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I am available for cyber dating, so that posters here may get the crazy experience out of the way.

I even purchase my own bunnies! Smiley: cool
#50 Nov 08 2010 at 9:29 AM Rating: Good
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I am available for cyber dating, so that posters here may get the crazy experience out of the way.

I even purchase my own bunnies! Smiley: cool
Good crazy or bad crazy?
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Aripyanfar wrote:
I am available for cyber dating, so that posters here may get the crazy experience out of the way.

I even purchase my own bunnies! Smiley: cool
Good crazy or bad crazy?

The thing about crazy is that it's good, bad, good, bad, good, bad. A) It keeps you hanging on way longer than you should. B) You don't know whether you're coming or going. C) It trains you to walk on eggshells, because you keep persisting through the snapping and crying for the good times and the great sex.
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