1. Stop posting
2. Dig ditches. Anything else maks you a danger to society. Actualy, ditches might be a step too far.
3. FUck off and die in a fire.
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Lord Nobby wrote:
Actualy, ditches might be a step too far.
I think he'd be a good sword swallower.
Most annoying troll ever.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
You can't flip burgers without a GED these days. Ditches is still a no brainer.
Did somebody say fuck?
'Cause I think I just heard someone say fuck.
Edited, Nov 2nd 2010 12:15am by Kavekk
'Cause I think I just heard someone say fuck.
Edited, Nov 2nd 2010 12:15am by Kavekk
He's in the army. Did you know that?
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
paulsol wrote:
He's in the army. Did you know that?
Which also means he is better than all of us because of it.
#8Almalieque,
Posted: Nov 01 2010 at 6:55 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) yea..... I deal with computer networks.. Working on my A+, Security+ and Network+, but I guess you can compare it to "digging ditches". I don't expect infant minds to grasp such concepts.
BrownDuck wrote:
Lord Nobby wrote:
Actualy, ditches might be a step too far.
I think he'd be a good sword swallower.
This is a pretty easy thing to do, assuming you have trained your gag reflex.
... how YOU doin', Alma?
Almalieque wrote:
yea..... I deal with computer networks.. Working on my A+, Security+ and Network+
Is that, like...difficult?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
yea..... I deal with computer networks.. Working on my A+, Security+ and Network+
Is that, like...difficult?
No one but Alma understands it. NO ONE.
Almalieque wrote:
yea..... I deal with computer networks.. Working on my A+, Security+ and Network+, but I guess you can compare it to "digging ditches". I don't expect infant minds to grasp such concepts.
Silly sheeple.. trying to think and have ideas.... lol...
Silly sheeple.. trying to think and have ideas.... lol...
Almalieque wrote:
yea..... I deal with computer networks.. Working on my A+, Security+ and Network+, but I guess you can compare it to "digging ditches". I don't expect infant minds to grasp such concepts.
Silly sheeple.. trying to think and have ideas.... lol...
Silly sheeple.. trying to think and have ideas.... lol...
"dealing with computer networks" is the ditch digging of the I.T. world. The awesome thing for you is that your entire field of study can be outsourced and handled by actual trained monkeys in Bangladesh. Go go Gadget sh:tty career choices.
MoebiusLord wrote:
Go go Gadget sh:tty career choices.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
#15Almalieque,
Posted: Nov 02 2010 at 5:27 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Yea, you're right... As I get off from work early and get in my 40k car, I think about the horrible position I've put myself in. In 16 years, I can either continue to make 6 figures or retire and only get a 4-5k retirement check a month for doing absolutely nothing. Should I get another job and continue to make 6 figures, or should I take it easy for awhile?
That's about as impressive as varus telling us he ran ten miles one weekend.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
That's about as impressive as varus telling us he ran ten miles one weekend.
I actually walked ten miles once, with no training and being overweight and never exercising. It was all uphill and downhill, and when I came home I collapsed on my bed and could barely move for two days.
Lesson learned, don't bite off more than you can chew, or try to act like a bigshot before you actually have trained for it.
I guess the same can apply for critical thinking and debating. /subtle hint
Getting your Atypical "Nerd" to talk is like dealing with person talking a language that only that person knows. I hate to shoot your 40k car down but, most of todays cars list at 40k. Now if you had a 100k + Porsche or Mercedes I'd be slightly amused. Most IT and mainframe people are living a fragile existence and are laid off in droves. I'm almost wondering if your mullet is current these days. As for digging ditches I'm willing to bet you can't even identify the correct shovels for the job.
Almalieque wrote:
So is calculating a magnetic flux in the Physics world, what's your point? I'm not in the "IT world", what I mentioned is a "Oh, by the way, you should know this too". It's only a fraction of what I do, but that's what I tell people, because it's what simple minded people can relate to and understand.
That's right, you're in the military, so it's not even really I.T., it's antiquing.
Almalieque wrote:
As I get off from work early and get in my 40k car, I think about the horrible position I've put myself in. In 16 years, I can either continue to make 6 figures or retire and only get a 4-5k retirement check a month for doing absolutely nothing. Should I get another job and continue to make 6 figures, or should I take it easy for awhile?
So, you're rocking a domestic pickup truck, don't work the job you charge the tax payers for and will be rewarded for mediocrity with a government pension? Yeah, sounds like the slacker's wet dream. You're like a recruiting poster or something. A few more good men like you and we won't have to keep handicapping our armed forces to keep other countries competitive.
Lord Nobby wrote:
MoebiusLord wrote:
Go go Gadget sh:tty career choices.
What the f'uck? It's not enough that you're twice as old as the rest of us, you have to lord over me the fact that I'll never be half the curmudgeonly *** that you are? Thanks, d;ck.
'Cause this dope needed his own thread. Wasn't there a thread nominally about homos to be hijacked?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
'Cause this dope needed his own thread. Wasn't there a thread nominally about homos to be hijacked?
We can't all be homophobes like you.
Not with that attitude, you can't.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Almalieque wrote:
Yea, you're right... As I get off from work early and get in my 40k car, I think about the horrible position I've put myself in. In 16 years, I can either continue to make 6 figures or retire and only get a 4-5k retirement check a month for doing absolutely nothing. Should I get another job and continue to make 6 figures, or should I take it easy for awhile?
As I get to my apartment, that I don't pay for, and turn on my lights and gas, which I don't pay for, I begin to get depressed on my future decision. I then utilize my free health care and see a doctor. The doctor advises me to take a few weeks off from work and take another vacation in some far off country. So, as I go home and finish up my nearly free masters in preparation for my second free real masters, I make plans for another vacation before I possibly move to Europe.. Hey Nobby!!!
Lol, you're not making any sense... Isn't the goal to get paid more for doing less? I would consider getting paid to do a monkey's job fulfilling that requirement. But hey, what do you know?
As I get to my apartment, that I don't pay for, and turn on my lights and gas, which I don't pay for, I begin to get depressed on my future decision. I then utilize my free health care and see a doctor. The doctor advises me to take a few weeks off from work and take another vacation in some far off country. So, as I go home and finish up my nearly free masters in preparation for my second free real masters, I make plans for another vacation before I possibly move to Europe.. Hey Nobby!!!
Lol, you're not making any sense... Isn't the goal to get paid more for doing less? I would consider getting paid to do a monkey's job fulfilling that requirement. But hey, what do you know?
And you wonder why it bothers me to have you in our esteemed armed forces...
LockeColeMA wrote:
BrownDuck wrote:
Lord Nobby wrote:
Actualy, ditches might be a step too far.
I think he'd be a good sword swallower.
This is a pretty easy thing to do, assuming you have trained your gag reflex.
Ahem....it is very easy to train your gag reflex.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Ahem....it is very easy to train your gag reflex. 
You've been saying that for years, but I can't seem to remember the pics.
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