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#52 Oct 19 2010 at 1:52 PM Rating: Good
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
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Out of curiosity, why are cyclists ****?


It's varus. There doesn't have to be a reason.
That's what I'm counting on but curiosity is a ***** and I have to ask.
#53 Oct 19 2010 at 1:55 PM Rating: Default
Tulip,

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It's varus. There doesn't have to be a reason.



Because those tight speedos are just so masculine. Plus don't all pro-cyclists have only one nut, like what's his face?

#54 Oct 19 2010 at 2:10 PM Rating: Good
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So tight pants equals gay?
#55 Oct 19 2010 at 2:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Varus sounds like this guy


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#56 Oct 19 2010 at 2:18 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
So tight pants equals gay?


Superman? Total *****.

Pro-wrestlers? Chocolate fiends.

Swimmers? That Phelps kid is totally batting for the other team, AND is a pot-smoking hippie anyway.
#57 Oct 19 2010 at 3:31 PM Rating: Default
Locked,

Superman was totally gay. He spent more time chasing after luther than that hot reporter always throwing her as* at him.

Wrestlers, lmao, next.

Swimmers, lmao, next.

How many pro-surfers do you see sporting speedos?

#58 Oct 19 2010 at 4:19 PM Rating: Good
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Locked,

Superman was totally gay. He spent more time chasing after luther than that hot reporter always throwing her as* at him.

Wrestlers, lmao, next.

Swimmers, lmao, next.

How many pro-surfers do you see sporting speedos?
How many cyclists have you seen in a speedo? Besides, those shorts are only for the people that can afford them. I ride in my normal clothes.
#59 Oct 19 2010 at 4:52 PM Rating: Good
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I totally rock the tight pants, but they do make baggy shorts with the chamois


Edited, Oct 19th 2010 5:54pm by Sweetums
#60 Oct 19 2010 at 6:18 PM Rating: Good
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Sweetums wrote:
I totally rock the tight pants, but they do make baggy shorts with the chamois


Edited, Oct 19th 2010 5:54pm by Sweetums
Curious, what type of bike do you ride?
#61 Oct 19 2010 at 7:28 PM Rating: Good
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LeWoVoc wrote:
Sweetums wrote:
I totally rock the tight pants, but they do make baggy shorts with the chamois


Edited, Oct 19th 2010 5:54pm by Sweetums
Curious, what type of bike do you ride?
Bianchi Vigorelli
#62 Oct 19 2010 at 7:41 PM Rating: Good
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Sweetums wrote:
LeWoVoc wrote:
Sweetums wrote:
I totally rock the tight pants, but they do make baggy shorts with the chamois


Edited, Oct 19th 2010 5:54pm by Sweetums
Curious, what type of bike do you ride?
Bianchi Vigorelli

sounds like you ride an Italian man.
#63 Oct 19 2010 at 7:44 PM Rating: Good
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Bardalicious wrote:
Sweetums wrote:
LeWoVoc wrote:
Sweetums wrote:
I totally rock the tight pants, but they do make baggy shorts with the chamois


Edited, Oct 19th 2010 5:54pm by Sweetums
Curious, what type of bike do you ride?
Bianchi Vigorelli

sounds like you ride an Italian man.
Vigorously
#64 Oct 19 2010 at 7:45 PM Rating: Good
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Sweetums wrote:
LeWoVoc wrote:
Sweetums wrote:
I totally rock the tight pants, but they do make baggy shorts with the chamois


Edited, Oct 19th 2010 5:54pm by Sweetums
Curious, what type of bike do you ride?
Bianchi Vigorelli
srsly haet u :(
#65 Oct 19 2010 at 7:47 PM Rating: Good
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lern 2 craigslist
#66 Oct 19 2010 at 7:49 PM Rating: Good
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I had to buy my GT Series 4 new from the bike shop. I live in Knoxville for Christ's sake, the craigslist section for bikes is a graveyard.
#67 Oct 19 2010 at 7:51 PM Rating: Good
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Seriously though, get bike shorts. Best purchase you'll ever make; even better than clipless
#68 Oct 19 2010 at 10:24 PM Rating: Good
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Sweetums wrote:
Seriously though, get bike shorts. Best purchase you'll ever make; as long as you aren't gross


<Insert Modern Family reference here>
#69 Oct 20 2010 at 8:17 AM Rating: Good
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Sweetums wrote:
Seriously though, get bike shorts. Best purchase you'll ever make; as long as you aren't gross


<Insert Modern Family reference here>
They make baggy shorts for mountain bikers fat people
#70 Oct 20 2010 at 8:21 AM Rating: Decent
lilwoc,

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I live in Knoxville for Christ's sake, the craigslist section for bikes is a graveyard.


That's why you check nashvilles and atlantas section and drive the whole 1 1/2 hours to pick it up.

#71 Oct 20 2010 at 8:32 AM Rating: Good
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lilwoc,

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I live in Knoxville for Christ's sake, the craigslist section for bikes is a graveyard.


That's why you check nashvilles and atlantas section and drive the whole 1 1/2 hours to pick it up.

Pretty much. It's not like you don't have to wait for good deals in large cities, too

Edited, Oct 20th 2010 9:32am by Sweetums
#72 Oct 20 2010 at 8:00 PM Rating: Good
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Sweetums wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
lilwoc,

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I live in Knoxville for Christ's sake, the craigslist section for bikes is a graveyard.


That's why you check nashvilles and atlantas section and drive the whole 1 1/2 hours to pick it up.

Pretty much. It's not like you don't have to wait for good deals in large cities, too

Edited, Oct 20th 2010 9:32am by Sweetums
I suppose you're right, although I don't drive.
#73 Oct 20 2010 at 8:19 PM Rating: Decent
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Man, I really feel bummed that I missed out on playing a season in the Eastern European Community Basketball League. What a waste my life is now.

Wait, fuck that. I'm raising a two year old that makes the Energizer Bunny look like Floyd from True Romance. I'm probably in better shape now than I was in high school, playing soccer and running track and cross country.
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#74 Oct 21 2010 at 1:47 PM Rating: Good
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Out of curiosity, why are cyclists ****?



It's varus. There doesn't have to be a reason.

Varus has apparently been reading The Onion (scroll halfway through the story, somewhat NSFW)
#75 Oct 22 2010 at 9:45 AM Rating: Good
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OK, it's Friday again so this thread deserves to be bumped up to the top.

It's raining in San Diego so that put quite a damper on my plans. So it's just doing chores and lounging around the house for the most part tonight and tomorrow. I do need to go grocery shopping.

Sunday is getting my football fix.

I do need to check off somethings on my to-do list so I guess I'll be updating that list to see what I really have to do this weekend.
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