This drunk thread is an allowed thread because I said so.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I EXPECT YOU TO DO BUT I EXPECT IT TO BE AWESOME GOGOGO!
- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- HARGLBARGLEFANARGLE (was forum=28)
HARGLBARGLEFANARGLE (was forum=28)Follow
How awesome exactly?
Me and Leo are going to go see a movie tomorrow (Saturday, it's also the first time we've hung out/done anything togethe...
| Kick that ***** to the curb *snaps*: |    | 5 (10.6%) |
| Gently let him know that our relationship is over, and we can still be friends and do things together, but there is no way I'm going to come back. To quote the very wise Karen O, "It's really not bad not worse than you thought He'll never come back he's the man you dropped He'll never come back as the man you loved": | | 4 (8.5%) |
| Make up an excuse to not go hang out, and continually make excuses to not hang out until he get's the hint and stops calling.: | | 3 (6.4%) |
| Nix, you make the worst drunk threads.: | | 2 (4.3%) |
| I'm kinda jealous that Nix continues to get laid despite his horrible hygiene habits.: | | 15 (31.9%) |
| NixNot, take a ******* shower already. I mean, really, you're never going to find another man if you don't at least take responsibility for your own hygiene.: | | 18 (38.3%) |
| Total: | 47 |
DEAR PREMIUM FREN, QUOTE DIS SH*T
NixNot wrote:
Poll Removed: No more than one per thread, please!
DEAR PREMIUM FREN, QUOTE DIS SH*T
DEAR PREMIUM FREN, QUOTE DIS SH*T
I like voting in my own polls.
Also, I would like some life experience person to tell me how to deal with this ****.
I mean really, I'd like to get over this, and move on with my life but I don't have the emotional intelligence to deal with this situation. How do you basically tell someone you spent over ten years of your life with, "oops, my mistake, you really aren't the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with."
Come on now straighties, you have to have some kind of experience with this, I mean, you have a HUGE divorce rate. How do you explain your reasoning for your divorce to your spouse? How do you tell them "oops! I ****** up! you aren't Mr. Right."
I BLAME YOU! YOU HAVE CONVOLUTED THE SYSTEM! JERKS, ALL OF YOU!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIQUOR!
I mean really, I'd like to get over this, and move on with my life but I don't have the emotional intelligence to deal with this situation. How do you basically tell someone you spent over ten years of your life with, "oops, my mistake, you really aren't the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with."
Come on now straighties, you have to have some kind of experience with this, I mean, you have a HUGE divorce rate. How do you explain your reasoning for your divorce to your spouse? How do you tell them "oops! I ****** up! you aren't Mr. Right."
I BLAME YOU! YOU HAVE CONVOLUTED THE SYSTEM! JERKS, ALL OF YOU!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIQUOR!
Have you tried saying "oops! I @#%^ed up! you aren't Mr. Right."?
Also also,
**** you.
No, seriously, I hate your guts.
**** you.
**** you.
No, seriously, I hate your guts.
**** you.
NixNot wrote:
How do you tell them "oops! I @#%^ed up! you aren't Mr. Right."
Edited, Oct 9th 2010 12:11am by Poldaran
Kick him in the crotch and steal his wallet. You're overcomplicating this.
I was drunk earlier but then I took a nap.
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
NixNot wrote:
How do you tell them "oops! I @#%^ed up! you aren't Mr. Right."
NixNot wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
NixNot wrote:
How do you tell them "oops! I @#%^ed up! you aren't Mr. Right."
MDenham wrote:
NixNot wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
NixNot wrote:
How do you tell them "oops! I @#%^ed up! you aren't Mr. Right."
Just as Planned.
Indeed. He'd probably have to go straight to the next step. Hey, Nix...does Leo have a sister?
It's either that or man up and use your words.
It's either that or man up and use your words.
Is his father still alive? From what I recall, Nix likes the older meat anyways.
NixNot wrote:
Also, I would like some life experience person to tell me how to deal with this sh*t.
I mean really, I'd like to get over this, and move on with my life but I don't have the emotional intelligence to deal with this situation. How do you basically tell someone you spent over ten years of your life with, "oops, my mistake, you really aren't the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with."
Come on now straighties, you have to have some kind of experience with this, I mean, you have a HUGE divorce rate. How do you explain your reasoning for your divorce to your spouse? How do you tell them "oops! I @#%^ed up! you aren't Mr. Right."
I BLAME YOU! YOU HAVE CONVOLUTED THE SYSTEM! JERKS, ALL OF YOU!
I mean really, I'd like to get over this, and move on with my life but I don't have the emotional intelligence to deal with this situation. How do you basically tell someone you spent over ten years of your life with, "oops, my mistake, you really aren't the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with."
Come on now straighties, you have to have some kind of experience with this, I mean, you have a HUGE divorce rate. How do you explain your reasoning for your divorce to your spouse? How do you tell them "oops! I @#%^ed up! you aren't Mr. Right."
I BLAME YOU! YOU HAVE CONVOLUTED THE SYSTEM! JERKS, ALL OF YOU!
"People love who they love, and they don't love who they don't love. Everyone has the right to try to hook up with who they love, and they have the right to not be with someone they don't love. People have the right to walk away from someone they don't love anymore. They have the right to say "No". Leo, my feelings for you have changed. I'm not in love with you any more. It's time for me to walk away from you, and it's time for you to accept that is what has happened. It time to let me go."
Edited, Oct 9th 2010 4:24am by Aripyanfar
Aripyanfar wrote:
NixNot wrote:
Also, I would like some life experience person to tell me how to deal with this sh*t.
I mean really, I'd like to get over this, and move on with my life but I don't have the emotional intelligence to deal with this situation. How do you basically tell someone you spent over ten years of your life with, "oops, my mistake, you really aren't the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with."
Come on now straighties, you have to have some kind of experience with this, I mean, you have a HUGE divorce rate. How do you explain your reasoning for your divorce to your spouse? How do you tell them "oops! I @#%^ed up! you aren't Mr. Right."
I BLAME YOU! YOU HAVE CONVOLUTED THE SYSTEM! JERKS, ALL OF YOU!
I mean really, I'd like to get over this, and move on with my life but I don't have the emotional intelligence to deal with this situation. How do you basically tell someone you spent over ten years of your life with, "oops, my mistake, you really aren't the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with."
Come on now straighties, you have to have some kind of experience with this, I mean, you have a HUGE divorce rate. How do you explain your reasoning for your divorce to your spouse? How do you tell them "oops! I @#%^ed up! you aren't Mr. Right."
I BLAME YOU! YOU HAVE CONVOLUTED THE SYSTEM! JERKS, ALL OF YOU!
"People love who they love, and they don't love who they don't love. Everyone has the right to try to hook up with who they love, and they have the right to not be with someone they don't love. People have the right to walk away from someone they don't love anymore. They have the right to say "No". Leo, I'm not in love with you any more. It's time for me to walk away from you, and it's time for you to accept that is what has happened. It time to let me go."
Timelordwho wrote:
MDenham wrote:
NixNot wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
NixNot wrote:
How do you tell them "oops! I @#%^ed up! you aren't Mr. Right."
In reality, the gay community recognizes that wearing brown shoes with black pants is sufficient grounds to end a relationship.
LeWoVoc wrote:
Is his father still alive? From what I recall, Nix likes the older meat anyways.
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
LeWoVoc wrote:
Is his father still alive? From what I recall, Nix likes the older meat anyways.
MDenham wrote:
Timelordwho wrote:
MDenham wrote:
NixNot wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
NixNot wrote:
How do you tell them "oops! I @#%^ed up! you aren't Mr. Right."
In reality, the gay community recognizes that wearing brown shoes with black pants is sufficient grounds to end a relationship.
Just as Planned.
We're going to go see Devil, I bet it will be terrible or awesome, and I'm ok with either. My hangover is horrendous, so this interaction will be on increased difficulty.
If you play your cards right you could turn him into a regular booty call.
At least, that's how straight guys do it.
Edited, Oct 9th 2010 11:27am by Iamadam
At least, that's how straight guys do it.
Edited, Oct 9th 2010 11:27am by Iamadam
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Iamadam the Prophet wrote:
If you play your cards right you could turn him into a regular booty call.
At least, that's how straight guys do it.
Edited, Oct 9th 2010 11:27am by Iamadam
At least, that's how straight guys do it.
Edited, Oct 9th 2010 11:27am by Iamadam
This terrible idea was brought to you by Adam.
Bardalicious wrote:
Iamadam the Prophet wrote:
If you play your cards right you could turn him into a regular booty call.
At least, that's how straight guys do it.
At least, that's how straight guys do it.
This terrific idea was brought to you by Adam.
Recent Visitors: 425
All times are in CST
Anonymous Guests (425)
- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- HARGLBARGLEFANARGLE (was forum=28)
© 2024 Fanbyte LLC