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This is so far up my alley I can taste it.
I look forward to calling you colleague, Kaolian.
I look forward to calling you colleague, Kaolian.
Just go ahead and hire me. I got leetz typin skilz.
I'm sure my ample experience with MMORPGs no one else plays will come in handy here! Call me when you need a CoH content manager!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
I'm sure my ample experience with MMORPGs no one else plays will come in handy here! Call me when you need a CoH content manager!
The only thing he can do in CoH is get someone killed.
Not that I'm bitter...
Not even if you paid me.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Jophiel wrote:
I'm sure my ample experience with MMORPGs no one else plays will come in handy here! Call me when you need a CoH content manager!
I'm willing to bet that my 20 minutes of Fasaria experience is 19.5 minutes longer than anyone else's.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I might apply.
Tailmon wrote:
I might apply.
Well, you might as well stop taking applications Kao. Surely there's no one better qualified to meet the following requirements:
Quote:
* Excellent communication skills, both written and verbal
* An aptitude and willingness to work in a virtual team environment
* Excellent reading comprehension
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Omegavegeta wrote:
Tailmon wrote:
I might apply.
Well, you might as well stop taking applications Kao. Surely there's no one better qualified to meet the following requirements:
Quote:
* Excellent communication skills, both written and verbal
* An aptitude and willingness to work in a virtual team environment
* Excellent reading comprehension
MDenham wrote:
Omegavegeta wrote:
Tailmon wrote:
I might apply.
Well, you might as well stop taking applications Kao. Surely there's no one better qualified to meet the following requirements:
Quote:
* Excellent communication skills, both written and verbal
* An aptitude and willingness to work in a virtual team environment
* Excellent reading comprehension
No. We do not make joke here on Internet. Only truth.
Just as Planned.
MDenham wrote:
Omegavegeta wrote:
Tailmon wrote:
I might apply.
Well, you might as well stop taking applications Kao. Surely there's no one better qualified to meet the following requirements:
Quote:
* Excellent communication skills, both written and verbal
* An aptitude and willingness to work in a virtual team environment
* Excellent reading comprehension
Actually no. Dispite what most people see and assume. I ran a large department at a large corporation and had to deal with VP's directors, ect.. That also included developing processes and proceedures. I also audited processes and proceedures of other areas. I was also ISO 90002 trained. Was a first responder. (Low level paramedic) I also mod one of the worlds largest forums.
Edited, Oct 7th 2010 2:02am by Tailmon
Yeah, well I hunt tigers in the jungles of India
Wait, so I can leverage my forum creditability for a few months pay doing nothing before I'm fired? Count me in.
Would I get to lock threads for no real apparent reason?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Nadenu wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
I'm sure my ample experience with MMORPGs no one else plays will come in handy here! Call me when you need a CoH content manager!
The only thing he can do in CoH is get someone killed.
Not that I'm bitter...
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Jophiel wrote:
Would I get to lock threads for no real apparent reason?
No, but you can randomly move them between forums.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Elinda wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
The only thing he can do in CoH is get someone killed.
Not that I'm bitter...
Not that I'm bitter...
"Highsun'd the giant flaming dude. That'll be causing a train."
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Tailmon wrote:
MDenham wrote:
Omegavegeta wrote:
Tailmon wrote:
I might apply.
Well, you might as well stop taking applications Kao. Surely there's no one better qualified to meet the following requirements:
Quote:
* Excellent communication skills, both written and verbal * An aptitude and willingness to work in a virtual team environment
* Excellent reading comprehension
Actually no. Dispite what most people see and assume. I ran a large department at a large corporation and had to deal with VP's directors, ect.. That also included developing processes and proceedures. I also audited processes and proceedures of other areas. I was also ISO 90002 trained. Was a first responder. (Low level paramedic) I also mod one of the worlds largest forums.
Edited, Oct 7th 2010 2:02am by Tailmon
Key sections underlined above. I would have underlined fragment sentences as well, but that would've been almost the whole post.
Also, how does working in a Controller office, being trained in a meaningless management reporting certification, and working as a "low level paramedic" qualify you in any way to "write features and news articles for ZAM."?
Answer: it doesn't!
GFY
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Jophiel wrote:
Would I get to lock threads for no real apparent reason?
If that was in reference to this:
https://everquest.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=4&mid=128642517969663383&page=1
OP request = Original Poster Requested the thread be locked. We usually honor those requests.
Arch Duke Kaolian Drachensborn, lvl 95 Ranger, Unrest Server
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Demea wrote:
Tailmon wrote:
MDenham wrote:
Omegavegeta wrote:
Tailmon wrote:
I might apply.
Well, you might as well stop taking applications Kao. Surely there's no one better qualified to meet the following requirements:
[quote]
* Excellent communication skills, both written and verbal * An aptitude and willingness to work in a virtual team environment
* Excellent reading comprehension
Actually no. Dispite what most people see and assume. I ran a large department at a large corporation and had to deal with VP's directors, ect.. That also included developing processes and proceedures. I also audited processes and proceedures of other areas. I was also ISO 90002 trained. Was a first responder. (Low level paramedic) I also mod one of the worlds largest forums.
GFY
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Pumpkin Lörd Kaolian wrote:
We usually honor those requests.
As an admin, I won't!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Gangloff's out of prison? Hide your children and Jack Daniels. Even empty bottles. Especially empty bottles if you have daughters.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNhaLUT520
Edited, Oct 7th 2010 1:21pm by Ithrin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNhaLUT520
Edited, Oct 7th 2010 1:21pm by Ithrin
I need a job, desperately, and I meet all of those requirements. I am wondering about this though:
When conducting interviews and the like-- does this require catching a flight to California to meet up with the co-designer of x game for a Q&A session? How does one keep "up to date" on MMO news without simply reading it elsewhere on the internet?
Quote:
We are looking for an individual to write features and news articles for ZAM. Staff reporters are required to write editorials and previews, conduct interviews, and keep up-to-date on MMO gaming news.
When conducting interviews and the like-- does this require catching a flight to California to meet up with the co-designer of x game for a Q&A session? How does one keep "up to date" on MMO news without simply reading it elsewhere on the internet?
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