Except on days like today when Europe beat the USA of Americaland in the Ryder cup.
We were more betterer with our golf bats than you!
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It's called "Goulph". Get it right.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Gloating is pointless since the current form of golf was invented in Scotland. Come back when you have a football (not soccer) team that can beat one of ours.
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Jophiel wrote:
It's called "Goulph". Get it right.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Shaowstrike wrote:
Anyway...
Wasn't the most exciting Ryder Cup i've seen but was still entertaining. Americans really need to learn how to play on more challenging courses. Just making them longer, doesn't make them more challenging.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Shaowstrike wrote:
Gloating is pointless since the current form of golf was invented in Scotland. Come back when you have a football (not soccer) team that can beat one of ours.
Just fore the record, I think the hole thing was fowled.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Comparing Rugby and Football to each other is like comparing Nascar to F1. There's very little in common, so you only make yourself look like an idiot doing so. Less of one though, than the one who brought any of that up in the first place though.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Maybe now they'll go back to the classic rules where black people weren't allowed on golf courses.
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About a heaven in Alberta
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
Comparing Rugby and Football to each other is like comparing Nascar to F1. There's very little in common, so you only make yourself look like an idiot doing so. Less of one though, than the one who brought any of that up in the first place though.
The only sports I really care about are hockey (the field version) and speed skating anyway.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Shaowstrike wrote:
Gloating is pointless since the current form of golf was invented in Scotland. Come back when you have a football (not soccer) team that can beat one of ours.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Comparing Rugby and Football to each other is like comparing Nascar to F1. There's very little in common, so you only make yourself look like an idiot doing so. Less of one though, than the one who brought any of that up in the first place though.
The only sports I really care about are hockey (the field version) and speed skating anyway.
Thus proving beyond any doubt that your taste in sports is atrocious and cannot be trusted.
Ice hockey FTW.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Comparing Rugby and Football to each other is like comparing Nascar to F1. There's very little in common, so you only make yourself look like an idiot doing so. Less of one though, than the one who brought any of that up in the first place though.
The only sports I really care about are hockey (the field version) and speed skating anyway.
Thus proving beyond any doubt that your taste in sports is atrocious and cannot be trusted.
Ice hockey FTW.
Field hockey is far too slow paced by comparison to, well, really, anything.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
The only words I understood in this thread were "bats" "the" "women" "skirts" and "olfwasinvente."
Lord Nobby wrote:
Except on days like today when Europe beat the USA of Americaland in the Ryder cup.
We were more betterer with our golf bats than you!
We were more betterer with our golf bats than you!
Wait, people actually play golf?
I had always assumed "Playing golf this weekend" was old white guy for "Seeing the Mistress".
Mea culpa.
Just as Planned.
Iamadam the Prophet wrote:
Maybe now they'll go back to the classic rules where black people weren't allowed on golf courses.
I heard Tiger was playing. Did he blow up in embarrassing fashion and then blow off the last few holes with a barmaid?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Meh, golf is still an irrelevance.
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Debalic wrote:
Iamadam the Prophet wrote:
Maybe now they'll go back to the classic rules where black people weren't allowed on golf courses.
I heard Tiger was playing. Did he blow up in embarrassing fashion and then blow off the last few holes with a barmaid?
Either he blows or she needs to; it's the source of all his power.
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But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Debalic wrote:
Iamadam the Prophet wrote:
Maybe now they'll go back to the classic rules where black people weren't allowed on golf courses.
I heard Tiger was playing. Did he blow up in embarrassing fashion and then blow off the last few holes with a barmaid?
This, however, was in Wales.
If Papa Doc Duvalier had turned up wearing ripped jeans and leading a mangy dog on a bit of string, he'd have looked classy by local standards.
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
Americans really need to learn how to play on more challenging waterlogged courses.
MDenham wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Americans really need to learn how to play on more challenging waterlogged courses.
It was in wales... it's always raining...
MDenham wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Americans really need to learn how to play on more challenging waterlogged courses.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
I never said Europeans were better golfers. Just that their courses are more challenging.
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