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Sounds like Moses was the first meteorologist. Maybe he had like a tumor or something. A tumor sensitive to atmospheric changes. If the whole prophet thing had been a bust, he probably would have made a fine carnie.
catwho wrote:
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Even if the Bible account of the Red Sea story was even slightly correct, wich it isn't, which is obvious if you actually read the original scientists studies as opposed to the BBC report of the report, then how do you explain talking snakes, virgin births and zombie ressurection?
Anomalous weather conditions also?
Anomalous weather conditions also?
Erich von Daniken was right. Aliens did it all.
Mary was artificially impregnated. Jesus wasn't half human half god, he was 100% Kryptonian.
I love that Ancient Aliens series.
I always wished Stargate would have touched upon Christianity.
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Allegory wrote:
I always wished Stargate would have touched upon Christianity.
I thought they did. At least, that's what I took the Ori to be.
Think about it more I guess so. It was a little too indirect, but I understand why they had to do that.
If the History Channel is getting involved, then Hitler was the one who spread the Red Sea
Allegory wrote:
I always wished Stargate would have touched upon Christianity.
They did. Sokar modeled himself on Satan, and there was also that village with the crazy lightning ring guy.
I wanted them to say "this alien was Jesus."
Allegory wrote:
I wanted them to say "this alien was Jesus."
Fine, whatever. You win. God is dead, etc. DIAF
Quadkit wrote:
Also, this is extraordinarily old news. I watched this on some documentary several years ago.
As one who's read the bible as a former Christian and as a scholar, we have to acknowledge that many of the stories in the old & new testaments (and their Judaic and Muslim counterparts) have a basis in history, some of which is validated by archaeology - the battle of Jericho, the enslavement and exile in Egypt, Nebuchadnezzar's feast, the Roman occupation of Judea etc etc.
You don't need to have faith to acknowledge biblical stories, even if you don't buy the miracles, burning bushes and other mystical embellishments.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Omegavegeta wrote:
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God is dead
Nope, He's unnecessary.
Is there a difference?
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
KingJohn wrote:
Omegavegeta wrote:
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God is dead
Nope, He's unnecessary.
Is there a difference?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
KingJohn wrote:
Omegavegeta wrote:
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God is dead
Nope, He's unnecessary.
Is there a difference?
God is an internet sex terrorist.
ETA: and gay.
Edited, Sep 27th 2010 10:44am by BrownDuck
KingJohn wrote:
Omegavegeta wrote:
Quote:
God is dead
Nope, He's unnecessary.
Is there a difference?
I'd just like to interject that this exchange is even more tedious to anyone who understands the quote in the first place.
Kavekk the Ludicrous wrote:
KingJohn wrote:
Omegavegeta wrote:
Quote:
God is dead
Nope, He's unnecessary.
Is there a difference?
I'd just like to interject that this exchange is even more tedious to anyone who understands the quote in the first place.
I believe in nothing, Kavekkski. Nothing!
And tomorrow I come back and I cut off your chonson.
Lord Nobby wrote:
Quadkit wrote:
Also, this is extraordinarily old news. I watched this on some documentary several years ago.
As one who's read the bible as a former Christian and as a scholar, we have to acknowledge that many of the stories in the old & new testaments (and their Judaic and Muslim counterparts) have a basis in history, some of which is validated by archaeology - the battle of Jericho, the enslavement and exile in Egypt, Nebuchadnezzar's feast, the Roman occupation of Judea etc etc.
You don't need to have faith to acknowledge biblical stories, even if you don't buy the miracles, burning bushes and other mystical embellishments.
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Kavekk the Ludicrous wrote:
I'd just like to interject that this exchange is even more tedious to anyone who understands the quote in the first place.
I believe in nothing, Kavekkski. Nothing!
And tomorrow I come back and I cut off your chonson.
Well, be sure to cook it. There's good eating on one of those.
Kavekk the Ludicrous wrote:
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Kavekk the Ludicrous wrote:
I'd just like to interject that this exchange is even more tedious to anyone who understands the quote in the first place.
I believe in nothing, Kavekkski. Nothing!
And tomorrow I come back and I cut off your chonson.
Well, be sure to cook it. There's good eating on one of those.
Sounds like something a dirty German would do.
BrownDuck wrote:
Kavekk the Ludicrous wrote:
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Kavekk the Ludicrous wrote:
I'd just like to interject that this exchange is even more tedious to anyone who understands the quote in the first place.
I believe in nothing, Kavekkski. Nothing!
And tomorrow I come back and I cut off your chonson.
Well, be sure to cook it. There's good eating on one of those.
Sounds like something a dirty German would do.
That must be exhausting.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
While trying to find out if last night's episode of Family Guy was "canon" I stumbled on Seth MacFarlane's latest tweet.
http://twitter.com/SethMacFarlane/status/25709396564
http://twitter.com/SethMacFarlane/status/25709396564
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
I am still shocked this thread hasn't turned into a discussion on butt reeds already.
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The One and Only ShadorVIII wrote:
paulsol wrote:
Ps. Nothing personal, but I truly hate your avatar. It makes me want to punch small girls. Which, I have to say, isn't normal for me.
Well, I actually like yours, I've always wondered where it's from.
But... why do you hate poor Steph?
She represents everyting I wish I could be: sweet, athletic, outgoing, happy, female, etc. Or is it just that you want to punch me and you associate me with my avvy? That I could understand.
Preserving of the post, to prevent removal.
Just as Planned.
Sweetums wrote:
If the History Channel is getting involved, then Hitler was the one who spread the Red Sea
"Blood Ocean" would be a great title for that hypothetical movie.
...Just sayin'
Edited, Sep 27th 2010 11:50pm by Timelordwho
Just as Planned.
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Kavekk the Ludicrous wrote:
KingJohn wrote:
Omegavegeta wrote:
Quote:
God is dead
Nope, He's unnecessary.
Is there a difference?
I'd just like to interject that this exchange is even more tedious to anyone who understands the quote in the first place.
I believe in nothing, Kavekkski. Nothing!
And tomorrow I come back and I cut off your chonson.
I hate it when people edit out their posts. So so so so annoying and stupid.
I'm also upset this thread has nothing to do with me.
As of right now, I do not feel scientifically vindicated.
I'm also upset this thread has nothing to do with me.
As of right now, I do not feel scientifically vindicated.
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