De pensatus variiFollow

So I've only been able to dabble in all things Allakhazam for the last few months for a number of reasons:

• Gurly has moved in
• Work is insanely busy
• My organisation is being abolished by the gub'mint next year so I need to find a new job or set up a new bid'nis
• Spare 'puter time has been spent in LoTRO

So to check I'm up to speed:

• ToUtem is ferrying journalists around the 'stan and earning mucho dinero
• NadenuE is still awesome hawt
• Allakhazam (aka Mr Moyer) had a secksy-tiem meeting with a communist muzlim named Barak Obama
• gbaji still lacks any vestige of self-awareness
• Kaolian is still a chubby Mommy's boy with a spider fetish and a house somewhere rainy
• Q'orans are made from asbestos
• I will never see darqflame nekkid again
• Paulsol is still living in Paradise without the perceptive skills to appreciate it
• I still have a sexier car than any of you
• NadenuE is still awesome hawt and I daydream about her constantly
• Nexa & Smash are striking an elegant balance between raising Hannah and shagging like monkeys
• Redpheoneixxx a choisi son chemin
• My job is being made redundant
• Some of you are young, silly, and still think doing drugs is cool
• Dogs can't look up
• Deadsidedemon has become the female Stephen Fry of the online Moms' community

Did I miss anything?

Edited, Sep 23rd 2010 4:32pm by Nobby

Oooo, They gave joph the legendary black arrow? That's neat.

fap fap fap

Doing drugs is cool.

Only organically grown free range vegan drugs.

Organic, home-grown PCP.

free rain helps with the gardening costs.

Fucking called it.



I'm going to count myself as being mentioned here.

One out of three ain't bad.

I wondered where you'd been.

I might just get a smart phone and rudely post during meetings.

Bummer. Did they block everyone from Zams, or just you?

Your slightly acidic slightly sweet, but always witty wordage has been noticeably lacking as well.

This place is going to hell.

Oh, everyone. Basically we're allowed to go to news sites and a few other types of sites. Everything else is blocked.

At least I'll be well informed!

If you don't want to invest in a smartphone, if you hate gadgetry or you just find the whole concept slothful and self-indulgent or if you just loathe tiny text, like me, you could always manipulate one of your co-workers into initiating a hostage situation. Encourage whatever crazy labor demands they rave about, but make sure it's patently obvious to the powers-that-be Employee Number 0719 snapped because without the security of his routine, without the mind-numbing comforter of his favorite message board during his daily nine-to-five death march, well, he could no longer cope. Then light a cigarette off your former colleagues smoldering remains and ride off into the sunset, or the internet, as it were.

Then again, you're already a guru so there's not really that much incentive to hang around, I'd reckon.

Edited, Sep 25th 2010 2:16pm by Barkingturtle