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I just talk to them a bit to get their hopes up up, then when they ask me if I fell for it I tell them that their entire premise is baseless invalidating any further arguments they can derive from said premise, and that I was just being polite by opening the door at all.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Your hovercraft is missing.
The One and Only ShadorVIII wrote:
paulsol, MDenham, Kavekk - We did not "make this stuff up." It's all in the Bible
And God wrote the Bible?
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
paulsol wrote:
The One and Only ShadorVIII wrote:
paulsol, MDenham, Kavekk - We did not "make this stuff up." It's all in the Bible
And God wrote the Bible?
Obviously. Who else would have wrote it?
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
TirithRR wrote:
paulsol wrote:
The One and Only ShadorVIII wrote:
paulsol, MDenham, Kavekk - We did not "make this stuff up." It's all in the Bible
And God wrote the Bible?
Obviously. Who else would have wrote it?
It depends entirely on who you ask.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
paulsol wrote:
The One and Only ShadorVIII wrote:
paulsol, MDenham, Kavekk - We did not "make this stuff up." It's all in the Bible
And God wrote the Bible?
The Old Testament... I'd think the more common belief is that it's "God spoke to these people, who wrote it down" instead.
On the other hand, the Koran supposedly was originally written by God and then dictated to Mohammed. Uh-huh. Riiiight.
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I knew a JW in elementary school. He was a nice enough kid, always seemed slightly bummed out that he didn't get to celebrate Christmas or his birthday. His name was odd, though. His parents were named Joe (or perhaps John...) and Mary, so to name him they combined their names and called him "Jory." Maybe this is common, I dunno.
The One and Only ShadorVIII wrote:
2 Timothy 3:16a (KJV) wrote:
All scripture is given by inspiration of God
susaninthegarden wrote:
Quote:
You know Mormons have no concept of rape, right?
You are kidding. I hope. Mormons can get raped same as anyone can so of course we understand that concept.
Yes, it was a claim so deliberately absurd I assumed no one could possibly take it seriously.
Sometimes I forget where I am.
The One and Only ShadorVIII wrote:
Ummm... yea. That is not a JW thing. That is a "being a jerk" thing. We do have the occasional jerk among us, like anyone else. We are, in fact, encouraged to treat others as we would like to be treated (which is a common thing with all Christian religions, and several non-Christian ones as well, really).
why does it have to be associated with any religion?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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Kavekk the Pest wrote:
Sometimes I forget where I am.
Ask them to wait on the porch. Call the cops and when the cops arrive have them issue a criminal tresspass on them. Keep doing it if different ones show sooner or later they will mess up and end up in jail.
Tailmon wrote:
Ask them to wait on the porch. Call the cops and when the cops arrive have them issue a criminal tresspass on them. Keep doing it if different ones show sooner or later they will mess up and end up in jail.
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Tailmon wrote:
Ask them to wait on the porch. Call the cops and when the cops arrive have them issue a criminal tresspass on them. Keep doing it if different ones show sooner or later they will mess up and end up in jail.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
The One and Only ShadorVIII wrote:
paulsol wrote:
And God wrote the Bible?
No. He used humans to write His thoughts in their own words.
What a slacker!
Its not like humans didn't have enough to do in the 5th century, what with the plagues and famines and imminent danger of death at any moment from a veritable myriad of causes.
What, was he too busy smiting evildoers or something to get one of his 144,000 Christian members of the Heavenly Govt. to sort it out? At least that way, he could have signed it himself and it would have stopped all that incessant bickering thats been going on ever since.
I'm not sure that this 'God' fella is quite as infallible as you've been led to believe...
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
paulsol wrote:
Its not like humans didn't have enough to do in the 5th century, what with the plagues and famines and imminent danger of death at any moment from a veritable myriad of causes.
There was spare time available. They happened to spend it writing rather than playing video games.
Many municipalities have some kind of anti-solicition laws. The JW's will not knowingly break these laws.
Mostly though the folks that show up are polite and not really pushy. If you tell them you're not interested and then close the door. They go away.
Edited, Sep 7th 2010 4:20pm by Elinda
Mostly though the folks that show up are polite and not really pushy. If you tell them you're not interested and then close the door. They go away.
Edited, Sep 7th 2010 4:20pm by Elinda
Alma wrote:
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The One and Only ShadorVIII wrote:
MDenham wrote:
Though I will say that the timing given in the Bible is... uh, interestingly wrong in numerous places.
Really? Care to give me an example that we could debate about?
That depends... are you "The Earth is 6,000 years old and everything was created at once then mostly destroyed during a giant global flood that created the Grand Canyon in a few seconds and left devil fossils to test your faith" religious, or a reasonable human being?
Elinda wrote:
Mostly though the folks that show up are polite and not really pushy. If you tell them you're not interested and then close the door. They go away.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Tailmon wrote:
Ask them to wait on the porch. Call the cops and when the cops arrive have them issue a criminal tresspass on them.
This is an excellent use of our law enforcement officers' time.
A+++++ Would Use This Advice Again.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I've had but one JW/Mormon (not sure which) come knocking on my door. I opened up and my girlfriend's new pot bellied pig ran out the door to freedom. I said "Quick! Catch him!"
He made short work of rounding up the swine and returning him to me. I said "thanks man, you really saved my bacon there."
He gave me a sideways glance and I couldn't help myself. I smiled, licked my lips, and closed the door.
He never came back.
He made short work of rounding up the swine and returning him to me. I said "thanks man, you really saved my bacon there."
He gave me a sideways glance and I couldn't help myself. I smiled, licked my lips, and closed the door.
He never came back.
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