Here's a quick personality test. It's 100% accurate, and guaranteed to be 100% accurate, and that's an accurate guarantee. So, do you say...
1) Fast food or Junk food?
2) Palestine or Judea and Samaria?
3) Ground Zero Mosque or Cultural Centre in Lower Manhattan?
4) African-America or the varrus word?
5) Social mobility or social engineering?
6) Gbaji is a **** or gbaji is a cnut?
7) What Joph Said or GFY?
8) Climate Change or Global Warming?
9) Football or Soccer?
10) 4x4 or gas-guzzling children-killing monster tractors?
16) Cigarettes or cancer sticks?
f) Pot or drugs?
3.2) 1962 or 1987?
Answers on a postcard. Results will be announced after your local news bulletin.
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RedPhoenixxx wrote:
1) Fast food or Junk food?
2) Palestine or Judea and Samaria?
3) Ground Zero Mosque or Cultural Centre in Lower Manhattan?
4) African-America or the varrus word?
5) Social mobility or social engineering?
6) Gbaji is a **** or gbaji is a cnut?
7) What Joph Said or GFY?
8) Climate Change or Global Warming?
9) Football or Soccer?
10) 4x4 or gas-guzzling children-killing monster tractors?
16) Cigarettes or cancer sticks?
f) Pot or drugs?
3.2) 1962 or 1987?
2) Palestine or Judea and Samaria?
3) Ground Zero Mosque or Cultural Centre in Lower Manhattan?
4) African-America or the varrus word?
5) Social mobility or social engineering?
6) Gbaji is a **** or gbaji is a cnut?
7) What Joph Said or GFY?
8) Climate Change or Global Warming?
9) Football or Soccer?
10) 4x4 or gas-guzzling children-killing monster tractors?
16) Cigarettes or cancer sticks?
f) Pot or drugs?
3.2) 1962 or 1987?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
7) Joph Said GFY
You heard it here first.
You heard it here first.
Quote:
1) Fast food is Junk food but some times I'm literally passing out waiting for the slow food.
2) A fantastic terraforming opportunity
3) Masjid in Lower Manhattan
4) Black is the new black.
5) Life cycles.
6) Gbaji is a poisonous toad
7) F Joph. Yes.
8) Theory of ACC.
9) Aussie Rules.
10) Toorak Tractors
16) Romeo Y Julieta
f) Occasional recreational social pot good, Pothead BAD
3.2) 1973
Edited, Sep 3rd 2010 11:09am by Aripyanfar
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
0001) both (McD's = fast food, cheetos= junk food)
0010) Palestine
0011) Islamic Cultural Centre
0100) black
0101) Social mobility
0110) neither, Gbaji is a hypocrite
0111) What Joph Said
1000) Climate Change
1001) fun to play, boring to watch
1010) wastes of dead dinosaurs
1011) Cigarettes
1100) both
1101) wait, what?
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
1) Fast food or Junk food?
2) Palestine or Judea and Samaria?
3) Ground Zero Mosque or Cultural Centre in Lower Manhattan?
4) African-America or the varrus word?
5) Social mobility or social engineering?
6) Gbaji is a **** or gbaji is a cnut?
7) What Joph Said or GFY?
8) Climate Change or Global Warming?
9) Football or Soccer?
10) 4x4 or gas-guzzling children-killing monster tractors?
16) Cigarettes or cancer sticks?
f) Pot or drugs?
3.2) 1962 or 1987?
2) Palestine or Judea and Samaria?
3) Ground Zero Mosque or Cultural Centre in Lower Manhattan?
4) African-America or the varrus word?
5) Social mobility or social engineering?
6) Gbaji is a **** or gbaji is a cnut?
7) What Joph Said or GFY?
8) Climate Change or Global Warming?
9) Football or Soccer?
10) 4x4 or gas-guzzling children-killing monster tractors?
16) Cigarettes or cancer sticks?
f) Pot or drugs?
3.2) 1962 or 1987?
Enjoy your random data.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Here's a quick personality test. It's 100% accurate, and guaranteed to be 100% accurate, and that's an accurate guarantee. So, do you say...
1) Fast food or Junk food? Faster the better.
2) Palestine or Judea and Samaria? Peoples' Front of Judea?
3) Ground Zero Mosque or Cultural Centre in Lower Manhattan? Ground Zero Lino Square - let's solve this thing through dance.
4) African-America or the varrus word? AAAOGH - AAs Against Okra-Growin' Homos.
5) Social mobility or social engineering? 42?
6) Gbaji is a **** or gbaji is a cnut? Cnutwat.
7) What Joph Said or GFY? Exactly.
8) Climate Change or Global Warming? Change is good.
9) Football or Soccer? Hockey, people.
10) 4x4 or gas-guzzling children-killing monster tractors? Does the monster truck come with fries?
16) Cigarettes or cancer sticks? Don't bother.
f) Pot or drugs? Potted drugs!
3.2) 1962 or 1987? '87.
Answers on a postcard. Results will be announced after your local news bulletin.
1) Fast food or Junk food? Faster the better.
2) Palestine or Judea and Samaria? Peoples' Front of Judea?
3) Ground Zero Mosque or Cultural Centre in Lower Manhattan? Ground Zero Lino Square - let's solve this thing through dance.
4) African-America or the varrus word? AAAOGH - AAs Against Okra-Growin' Homos.
5) Social mobility or social engineering? 42?
6) Gbaji is a **** or gbaji is a cnut? Cnutwat.
7) What Joph Said or GFY? Exactly.
8) Climate Change or Global Warming? Change is good.
9) Football or Soccer? Hockey, people.
10) 4x4 or gas-guzzling children-killing monster tractors? Does the monster truck come with fries?
16) Cigarettes or cancer sticks? Don't bother.
f) Pot or drugs? Potted drugs!
3.2) 1962 or 1987? '87.
Answers on a postcard. Results will be announced after your local news bulletin.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
1) Fast food or Junk food? Both, depending on the situation.
2) Palestine or Judea and Samaria?
3) Ground Zero Mosque or Cultural Centre in Lower Manhattan?
4) African-America or the varrus word?
5) Social mobility or social engineering?
6) Gbaji is a **** or gbaji is an cnut?
7) What Joph Said or GFY?
8) Climate Change or Global Warming? Global Warmism
9) Football or Soccer?
10) 4x4 or gas-guzzling children-killing monster tractors? SUV.
16) Cigarettes or cancer sticks?
f) Pot or drugs?
3.2) 1962 or 1987? I prefer 1984.
2) Palestine or Judea and Samaria?
3) Ground Zero Mosque or Cultural Centre in Lower Manhattan?
4) African-America or the varrus word?
5) Social mobility or social engineering?
6) Gbaji is a **** or gbaji is an cnut?
7) What Joph Said or GFY?
8) Climate Change or Global Warming? Global Warmism
9) Football or Soccer?
10) 4x4 or gas-guzzling children-killing monster tractors? SUV.
16) Cigarettes or cancer sticks?
f) Pot or drugs?
3.2) 1962 or 1987? I prefer 1984.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
1) Fast food or Junk food?
2) Palestine or Judea and Samaria?
3) Ground Zero Mosque or Cultural Centre in Lower Manhattan?
4) African-America or the varrus word?
5) Social mobility or social engineering?
6) Gbaji is a **** or gbaji is a cnut?
7) What Joph Said or GFY?
8) Climate Change or Global Warming?
9) Football or Soccer?
10) 4x4 or gas-guzzling children-killing monster tractors?
16) Cigarettes or cancer sticks?
f) Pot or drugs?
3.2) 1962 or 1987?
After an extensive analysis of your responses, I can firmly place you in the MIPM 2.7 category with a social variant of .3 and an aggregated score on the Birkenheimerundrichtig scale of D minus. The median rate for your responses was "blue", and your frequency of designation was "temperate, bordering on cloudy. Showers are a strong possibility, so wear your raincoat".
Oh well, better luck next time!
Oh well, better luck next time!
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
After an extensive analysis of your responses, I can firmly place you in the MIPM 2.7 category with a social variant of .3 and an aggregated score on the Birkenheimerundrichtig scale of D minus. The median rate for your responses was "blue", and your frequency of designation was "temperate, bordering on cloudy. Showers are a strong possibility, so wear your raincoat".
Oh well, better luck next time!
Oh well, better luck next time!
Everyone keeps saying this to me. =(
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Here's a quick personality test. It's 100% accurate, and guaranteed to be 100% accurate, and that's an accurate guarantee. So, do you say...
1) Fast food or Junk food? They've different meanings to me.
2) Palestine or Judea and Samaria? Just Samira
3) Ground Zero Mosque or Cultural Centre in Lower Manhattan? Um, Mosque in Lower Manhattan???
4) African-America or the varrus word? I like Negro - it's a good word.
5) Social mobility or social engineering? Social Mobility
6) Gbaji is a **** or gbaji is a cnut? Cnut
7) What Joph Said or GFY? GFY
8) Climate Change or Global Warming? Climate Change
9) Football or Soccer? See #1
10) 4x4 or gas-guzzling children-killing monster tractors? Big truck
16) Cigarettes or cancer sticks? Cigs
f) Pot or drugs? I usually only talk about dope on forums.
3.2) 1962 or 1987? 1961
Answers on a postcard. Results will be announced after your local news bulletin.
1) Fast food or Junk food? They've different meanings to me.
2) Palestine or Judea and Samaria? Just Samira
3) Ground Zero Mosque or Cultural Centre in Lower Manhattan? Um, Mosque in Lower Manhattan???
4) African-America or the varrus word? I like Negro - it's a good word.
5) Social mobility or social engineering? Social Mobility
6) Gbaji is a **** or gbaji is a cnut? Cnut
7) What Joph Said or GFY? GFY
8) Climate Change or Global Warming? Climate Change
9) Football or Soccer? See #1
10) 4x4 or gas-guzzling children-killing monster tractors? Big truck
16) Cigarettes or cancer sticks? Cigs
f) Pot or drugs? I usually only talk about dope on forums.
3.2) 1962 or 1987? 1961
Answers on a postcard. Results will be announced after your local news bulletin.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
1) Fast food
2) Palestine
3) Cultural Centre in Lower Manhattan?
4) African-America
5) Social mobility
6) Gbaji is a ****
7) What Joph Said
8) Climate Change
9) Football
10) 4x4
16) cancer sticks?
f) Pot
3.2) 1962
2) Palestine
3) Cultural Centre in Lower Manhattan?
4) African-America
5) Social mobility
6) Gbaji is a ****
7) What Joph Said
8) Climate Change
9) Football
10) 4x4
16) cancer sticks?
f) Pot
3.2) 1962
1) Fast food or Junk food? Crap
2) Palestine or Judea and Samaria? None of the above
3) Ground Zero Mosque or Cultural Centre in Lower Manhattan? Park 51
4) African-America or the varrus word? Black
5) Social mobility or social engineering? I don't hang around with the sort of people where these things are discussed
6) Gbaji is a **** or gbaji is a cnut? CUnt
7) What Joph Said or GFY? GFY
8) Climate Change or Global Warming? See #5
9) Football or Soccer? "Football" when I'm talking about football, "soccer" when I'm making fun of soccer
10) 4x4 or gas-guzzling children-killing monster tractors? Truck
16) Cigarettes or cancer sticks? I quit 15 years ago
f) Pot or drugs? Pot isn't drugs. "Weed" on those rare occaisions that I mention it. Drugs are still "drugs"
3.2) 1962 or 1987? '62
2) Palestine or Judea and Samaria? None of the above
3) Ground Zero Mosque or Cultural Centre in Lower Manhattan? Park 51
4) African-America or the varrus word? Black
5) Social mobility or social engineering? I don't hang around with the sort of people where these things are discussed
6) Gbaji is a **** or gbaji is a cnut? CUnt
7) What Joph Said or GFY? GFY
8) Climate Change or Global Warming? See #5
9) Football or Soccer? "Football" when I'm talking about football, "soccer" when I'm making fun of soccer
10) 4x4 or gas-guzzling children-killing monster tractors? Truck
16) Cigarettes or cancer sticks? I quit 15 years ago
f) Pot or drugs? Pot isn't drugs. "Weed" on those rare occaisions that I mention it. Drugs are still "drugs"
3.2) 1962 or 1987? '62
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Here's a quick personality test. It's 100% accurate, and guaranteed to be 100% accurate, and that's an accurate guarantee. So, do you say...
1) Fast food or Junk food?
2) Palestine or Judea and Samaria?
3) Ground Zero Mosque or Cultural Centre in Lower Manhattan?
4) African-America or the varrus word?
5) Social mobility or social engineering?
6) Gbaji is a **** or gbaji is a cnut?
7) What Joph Said or GFY?
8) Climate Change or Global Warming?
9) Football or Soccer?
10) 4x4 or gas-guzzling children-killing monster tractors?
16) Cigarettes or cancer sticks?
f) Pot or drugs?
3.2) 1962 or 1987?
Answers on a postcard. Results will be announced after your local news bulletin.
1) Fast food or Junk food?
2) Palestine or Judea and Samaria?
3) Ground Zero Mosque or Cultural Centre in Lower Manhattan?
4) African-America or the varrus word?
5) Social mobility or social engineering?
6) Gbaji is a **** or gbaji is a cnut?
7) What Joph Said or GFY?
8) Climate Change or Global Warming?
9) Football or Soccer?
10) 4x4 or gas-guzzling children-killing monster tractors?
16) Cigarettes or cancer sticks?
f) Pot or drugs?
3.2) 1962 or 1987?
Answers on a postcard. Results will be announced after your local news bulletin.
All of the above
I really liked when Joph said GFY
Whenever tests like these appear I always hope some has come up with an actual arbitrary but internally consistent system for analyzing responses.
Question 1 can not be answered as they're 2 separate things.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Some were both, some were neither, so I'm not even gonna bother...
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
1) Parboiled sausage.
2) New Canaan.
3) Strip clubs for everyone!
4) Black
5) Social networking.
6) Gbaji is an sandy ******.
7) Joph Said GFY.
8) Hockey-stick
9) Rugby
10) She said "Hummer".
16) Tobaccy
f) Thank you, we'll send the van right over
3.2) 3013
2) New Canaan.
3) Strip clubs for everyone!
4) Black
5) Social networking.
6) Gbaji is an sandy ******.
7) Joph Said GFY.
8) Hockey-stick
9) Rugby
10) She said "Hummer".
16) Tobaccy
f) Thank you, we'll send the van right over
3.2) 3013
Quote:
1) Fast food or Junk food?
2) Palestine or Judea and Samaria? No opinion.
3) Ground Zero Mosque or Cultural Centre in Lower Manhattan?
4) African-American or the varrus word? "Black" is also acceptable, considering the term "white" is still acceptable.
5) Social mobility or social engineering? No opinion, I admittedly don't get the question.
6) Gbaji is a **** or gbaji is a cnut? No opinion.
7) What Joph Said or GFY? Really depends on the issue.
8) Climate Change or Global Warming?
9) Football or Soccer?
10) 4x4 or gas-guzzling children-killing monster tractors?
16) Cigarettes or cancer sticks?
f) Pot or drugs? Neither, thanks.
3.2) 1962 or 1987?
2) Palestine or Judea and Samaria? No opinion.
3) Ground Zero Mosque or Cultural Centre in Lower Manhattan?
4) African-American or the varrus word? "Black" is also acceptable, considering the term "white" is still acceptable.
5) Social mobility or social engineering? No opinion, I admittedly don't get the question.
6) Gbaji is a **** or gbaji is a cnut? No opinion.
7) What Joph Said or GFY? Really depends on the issue.
8) Climate Change or Global Warming?
9) Football or Soccer?
10) 4x4 or gas-guzzling children-killing monster tractors?
16) Cigarettes or cancer sticks?
f) Pot or drugs? Neither, thanks.
3.2) 1962 or 1987?
Edited, Sep 3rd 2010 7:09pm by Speedly
Guenny wrote:
All of the above
Oooo, Holistic! I likes it!
Guenny wrote:
]I really liked when Joph said GFY
Me too. He's a funny smart cookie.
1) Fast food or Junk food?
Junk food is a broader group that includes candy, chips, etc..., so if I'm talking about McDonalds 'n such, it's fast food.
2) Palestine or Judea and Samaria?
3) Ground Zero Mosque or Cultural Centre in Lower Manhattan?
4) African-American or the varrus word?
5) Social mobility or social engineering?
6) Gbaji is a **** or gbaji is a cnut?
7) What Joph Said or GFY?
8) Climate Change or Global Warming?
9) Football or Soccer?
10) 4x4 or gas-guzzling children-killing monster tractors?
16) Cigarettes or cancer sticks?
f) Pot or drugs?
3.2) 1962 or 1987?
Junk food is a broader group that includes candy, chips, etc..., so if I'm talking about McDonalds 'n such, it's fast food.
2) Palestine or Judea and Samaria?
3) Ground Zero Mosque or Cultural Centre in Lower Manhattan?
4) African-American or the varrus word?
5) Social mobility or social engineering?
6) Gbaji is a **** or gbaji is a cnut?
7) What Joph Said or GFY?
8) Climate Change or Global Warming?
9) Football or Soccer?
10) 4x4 or gas-guzzling children-killing monster tractors?
16) Cigarettes or cancer sticks?
f) Pot or drugs?
3.2) 1962 or 1987?
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Here's a quick personality test. It's 100% accurate, and guaranteed to be 100% accurate, and that's an accurate guarantee. So, do you say...
1) Fast food or Junk food? I wouldn't put either on my compost heap.
2) Palestine or Judea and Samaria? They could share it, but they will probably just fUck it up together.
3) Ground Zero Mosque or Cultural Centre in Lower Manhattan? Another excuse to show off your bigotry and ignorance.
4) African-America or the varrus word? Human bean.
5) Social mobility or social engineering? 2 thirds of three fifths of fUck all.
6) Gbaji is a **** or gbaji is a cnut? Neither. Just a poor use of bandwidth.
7) What Joph Said or GFY? Joph doesn't like me much. I think its because I live in New Zealand and he lives in the US.Maybe.
8) Climate Change or Global Warming? Both. But the planet will get over it. With or without us.
9) Football or Soccer? Ghey. I like games that need balls but dont use them.
10) 4x4 or gas-guzzling children-killing monster tractors? Its pretty fecking hard to fit all your toys into a Nissan micra.
16) Cigarettes or cancer sticks? Rollies
f) Pot or drugs? Sure, why not!
3.2) 1962 or 1987? The 90's were great, but 2000 onwards has fUcking rocked.
Answers on a postcard. Results will be announced after your local news bulletin.
1) Fast food or Junk food? I wouldn't put either on my compost heap.
2) Palestine or Judea and Samaria? They could share it, but they will probably just fUck it up together.
3) Ground Zero Mosque or Cultural Centre in Lower Manhattan? Another excuse to show off your bigotry and ignorance.
4) African-America or the varrus word? Human bean.
5) Social mobility or social engineering? 2 thirds of three fifths of fUck all.
6) Gbaji is a **** or gbaji is a cnut? Neither. Just a poor use of bandwidth.
7) What Joph Said or GFY? Joph doesn't like me much. I think its because I live in New Zealand and he lives in the US.Maybe.
8) Climate Change or Global Warming? Both. But the planet will get over it. With or without us.
9) Football or Soccer? Ghey. I like games that need balls but dont use them.
10) 4x4 or gas-guzzling children-killing monster tractors? Its pretty fecking hard to fit all your toys into a Nissan micra.
16) Cigarettes or cancer sticks? Rollies
f) Pot or drugs? Sure, why not!
3.2) 1962 or 1987? The 90's were great, but 2000 onwards has fUcking rocked.
Answers on a postcard. Results will be announced after your local news bulletin.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
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