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#1 Sep 01 2010 at 10:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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Ah, sex dolls. Is there anything they can't do?

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A SEX-starved businessman was so hung up on his ex-girlfriend after she dumped him that he paid $18,000 to recreate her as a life-sized sex doll.

The 50-year-old man put together a collection of photos of his ex and told Italian adult toymaker Diego Bortolin: "I want it just like her but with bigger boobs", Italy's Il Messaggero newspaper said.

Mr Bortolin, who hasn't named the man, creates extremely realistic sex dolls at the factory behind his shop, named "Temptations" in English, in Treviso, Italy.

"She was a smiling blonde girl but he wanted bigger boobs and a curvier backside," Mr Bortolin said. "Our normal dolls are very realistic and everything works just like the real thing.

Mr Bortolin said he usually charges around $US5000 for the dolls, but that this particular project was more expensive "because we had to replicate everything, right down to the shape of her nails and teeth".

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The doll weighs 58kg and is about 1.6m tall. Mr Bortolin said the doll is fully flexible and can take on any movement or position a human can.

"She is now the perfect girlfriend as far as I can see," Mr Bortolin said.




I'm calling this one a win for the women of the world.

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#2 Sep 01 2010 at 11:02 AM Rating: Decent
That article is simply fail without a picture.
#3 Sep 01 2010 at 11:03 AM Rating: Good
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BrownDuck wrote:
That article is simply fail without a picture.
What he said.
#4 Sep 01 2010 at 11:06 AM Rating: Good
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"She is now the perfect girlfriend as far as I can see," Mr Bortolin said.


Don't be absurd, Mr. Bortolin, sex dolls can neither cook nor clean.

Or help you hide the bodies.
#5 Sep 01 2010 at 11:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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what joph said.
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#6 Sep 01 2010 at 11:11 AM Rating: Good
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I saw on (I think Showtime or Cinemax) a show on these sex dolls. They were beyond lifelike and there was a couple where the guy ordered a girl doll and he and his girlfriend had threesomes with with the girl doll. They showed snippets of them having a threesome with the doll and the guy was having the time of his life. Seriously, from some angles, you wouldn't have thought it was a doll.

But it was still creepy.
#7 Sep 01 2010 at 11:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
Ah, sex dolls. Is there anything they can't do?

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A SEX-starved businessman was so hung up on his ex-girlfriend after she dumped him that he paid $18,000 to recreate her as a life-sized sex doll.

The 50-year-old man put together a collection of photos of his ex and told Italian adult toymaker Diego Bortolin: "I want it just like her but with bigger boobs", Italy's Il Messaggero newspaper said.

Mr Bortolin, who hasn't named the man, creates extremely realistic sex dolls at the factory behind his shop, named "Temptations" in English, in Treviso, Italy.

"She was a smiling blonde girl but he wanted bigger boobs and a curvier backside," Mr Bortolin said. "Our normal dolls are very realistic and everything works just like the real thing.

Mr Bortolin said he usually charges around $US5000 for the dolls, but that this particular project was more expensive "because we had to replicate everything, right down to the shape of her nails and teeth".

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The doll weighs 58kg and is about 1.6m tall. Mr Bortolin said the doll is fully flexible and can take on any movement or position a human can.

"She is now the perfect girlfriend as far as I can see," Mr Bortolin said.




I'm calling this one a win for the women of the world.



I call it a loss for the ex-gf since it's $18,000 that could have been spent on her. Also it proves that women are easy (if not expensive) to replace.

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#8 Sep 01 2010 at 11:28 AM Rating: Good
I saw that episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
#9 Sep 01 2010 at 11:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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I call it a loss for the ex-gf since it's $18,000 that could have been spent on her. Also it proves that women are easy (if not expensive) to replace.


Given the alternative, I'd happily forgo having the $18K spent on me. Still calling it a win, here.

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#10 Sep 01 2010 at 11:37 AM Rating: Good
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"She is now the perfect girlfriend as far as I can see," Mr Bortolin said.


You don't have to swab out the perfect girlfriend after every use. Seriously, nothing is a bigger turn-off than curdled-**** breath.
#11 Sep 01 2010 at 11:39 AM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
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I call it a loss for the ex-gf since it's $18,000 that could have been spent on her. Also it proves that women are easy (if not expensive) to replace.


Given the alternative, I'd happily forgo having the $18K spent on me. Still calling it a win, here.

Creepy stalker guy placated? Yup, sounds good.
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#12 Sep 01 2010 at 11:40 AM Rating: Good
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"She is now the perfect girlfriend as far as I can see," Mr Bortolin said.


You don't have to swab out the perfect girlfriend after every use. Seriously, nothing is a bigger turn-off than curdled-**** breath.
Can't you just spray it down with a hose?
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#13 Sep 01 2010 at 11:43 AM Rating: Decent
Elinda wrote:
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"She is now the perfect girlfriend as far as I can see," Mr Bortolin said.


You don't have to swab out the perfect girlfriend after every use. Seriously, nothing is a bigger turn-off than curdled-**** breath.
Can't you just spray it down with a hose?


Well sure, if you want to waste it.
#14 Sep 01 2010 at 12:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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This was the bit that gave me a chubby:

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#15 Sep 01 2010 at 1:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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Recursive sidebar loop fetish.

#16 Sep 01 2010 at 2:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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Recursive sidebar loop fetish.

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#17 Sep 01 2010 at 7:56 PM Rating: Decent
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I saw that episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

I can have my very own SMG for only $18k?

Sounds good!
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#18 Sep 01 2010 at 8:09 PM Rating: Good
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I remember reading that Real Doll would model their dolls after a picture you gave them.
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