Amazon sells some neat stuff.
The reviews are hilarious!
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What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Amazon wrote:
Customers Who Bought Related Items Also Bought - Novelty Yodeling Pickle, Crazy and Zany Band Aids-BACON, Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
/boggle
The person who alerted my attention to this item was searching "uranium ore" and this popped up.
/double boggle
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What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Well, this rounds out my Christmas list, thanks Tare!
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Tare wrote:
The person who alerted my attention to this item was searching "uranium ore"
My doctor friend was right. Humans ARE like chicken meat!
Keeping track of his nuts is now easier than ever with Squirrel Undies.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Tare wrote:
The person who alerted my attention to this item was searching "uranium ore" and this popped up.
/double boggle
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Not only was I mildly amused that Amazon actually sells uranium ore, but reading some of the comments has left me in quite the good mood, so thanks for that.
Tare wrote:
The person who alerted my attention to this item was searching "uranium ore" and this popped up.
/double boggle
/double boggle
Let them know Amazon's uranium or is extremely overpriced.
Just as Planned.
http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G/ref=pd_sbs_indust_3
How many weekends have I spent, in the loincloth, knife clenched in my teeth, running through the fields trying to find a rabbit? (A bunch, trust me on this, a bunch.) All so I can have something to sacrifice on the altar once I get to the cave.
Wee!
How many weekends have I spent, in the loincloth, knife clenched in my teeth, running through the fields trying to find a rabbit? (A bunch, trust me on this, a bunch.) All so I can have something to sacrifice on the altar once I get to the cave.
Wee!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G/ref=pd_sbs_indust_3
How many weekends have I spent, in the loincloth, knife clenched in my teeth, running through the fields trying to find a rabbit? (A bunch, trust me on this, a bunch.) All so I can have something to sacrifice on the altar once I get to the cave.
Wee!
How many weekends have I spent, in the loincloth, knife clenched in my teeth, running through the fields trying to find a rabbit? (A bunch, trust me on this, a bunch.) All so I can have something to sacrifice on the altar once I get to the cave.
Wee!
Quote:
I can't explain how much of a difference this product has made in my life. It is hard enough being a Carny in a traveling circus, but imagine how hard it is being a magician with all these new laws being passed to protect live animals. I thought my career was over until I found this. There are so many laws and regulations in each and every state about using live animals for performances that I had to give up my number act, pulling a rabbit out of my hat. UNTIL NOW! I was able to skirt the false advertisment laws by telling everyone I would be pulling a "real" rabbit out of my hat. How's that for creative marketing? Sure, they aren't exactly pleased with my act, but what can they do? I told the truth. I'm only in town long enough to get put on the sex offender registry and learn the bathroom stall "knock codes" at the local boys club (if you know what I mean). I would have given it 5 stars, but you have to find a way to keep it chilled or it will start to stink. I don't want to scare off the bearded lady you know.
Work just got a little more tolerable.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
BrownDuck wrote:
Tare wrote:
The person who alerted my attention to this item was searching "uranium ore" and this popped up.
/double boggle
/double boggle
Not only was I mildly amused that Amazon actually sells uranium ore, but reading some of the comments has left me in quite the good mood, so thanks for that.
Great Product, Poor Packaging
By Patrick J. McGovern
Uranium Ore
"I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty"
I'm positive that it's been linked here before, but this is my absolute favorite Amazon Review page:
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So many great quotes...
Edited, Sep 1st 2010 12:23pm by Eske
Tare wrote:
That looks like ballistics gel. Maybe get some use as target practice?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
The tags are fairly interesting as well.
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I'm really sad that I missed the parody t-shirt of http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve-Medium/dp/B000NZW3J8/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1284013859&sr=8-3 that was being handed out at the company picnic this year =(
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Dana!
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Posting here was Danalog's Birthday present for himself from us! (a day or two belated admitedly...)
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What a ****** birthday present.
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What a sh*tty birthday present.
Also true
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