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Just think, you'll blink your eyes and she'll be going off to college.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
Just think, you'll blink your eyes and she'll be going off to college.
Shhh!
My sister was 4 before she ever spoke to Mum. She started talking to me earlier, and I would relay requests for fruit juice, etc.
Yossarian wrote:
The two families I know who had first children with speech delays employed some kind of speech therapy and both worked swimmingly (either a. the kids were going to outgrow it anyhow or b. the therapy was actually effective).
Little bit of both, probably. Having done what they could, the parents probably calmed down and defused the power struggle.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
This thread makes me feel old. They need to invent a pill that stops aging all ready. 
Cute pics!!!
She looks just like you, Nexa. I wonder if she'll play with straws at restaurants when she's older... 
Cute pics!!!
She looks just like you, Nexa. I wonder if she'll play with straws at restaurants when she's older... 
I think Hannah is a Nexa clone.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I can't wait until she's sent home from school for emulating Smash.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
I can't wait until she's sent home from school for emulating Smash.
"Mr. Teacher, what's a "fetid cunt-rag?" Mommy's friend kept saying that when the Republican man was on the TV."
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea wrote:
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
I can't wait until she's sent home from school for emulating Smash.
"Mr. Teacher, what's a "fetid cunt-rag?" Mommy's friend kept saying that when the Republican man was on the TV."
Teacher: Trickle down economics works.
Hannah: False
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
I can't wait until she's sent home from school for emulating Smash MacGuyver.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
varusword75 wrote:
Debo,
He's not doing it on purpose he's just a bit slow; like father like son.
Quote:
At two and a half, Thom is stubbornly refusing to use the toilet or speak more than one intelligible word at a time. He's just doing it to **** off me and mommy.
He's not doing it on purpose he's just a bit slow; like father like son.
*****, please. He's already a better basketball player than even *you*.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I think Hannah is a Nexa clone.
LIES!!! ALL LIES!!! What a ludicrous thing to post! Why would you ever think such a thing? Just because Nexa has a gene sequencer next to the washing machine? I thought it was odd, too, but just because someone has an eccentric interior design aesthetic doesn't make them a mad scientist. No siree, it doesn't. Just because our Siamese cat is a Siamese twin is no reason to leap to conclusions.....
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Where's that xkcd strip with the squirrel laser?
My middle sister's first word was "fuck!"
(Mummy hit and scraped the bottom back fender on the road as she backed out of the drive-way on the way to Creche. The Creche staff weren't best pleased having an infant exclaim the f-word all day, spreading it amongst the others. I was only 5, but I remember the scolding that Mummy got from Matron at the end of the day.)
My middle sister's first word was "fuck!"
(Mummy hit and scraped the bottom back fender on the road as she backed out of the drive-way on the way to Creche. The Creche staff weren't best pleased having an infant exclaim the f-word all day, spreading it amongst the others. I was only 5, but I remember the scolding that Mummy got from Matron at the end of the day.)
Smasharoo wrote:
I think Hannah is a Nexa clone.
LIES!!! ALL LIES!!! What a ludicrous thing to post! Why would you ever think such a thing? Just because Nexa has a gene sequencer next to the washing machine? I thought it was odd, too, but just because someone has an eccentric interior design aesthetic doesn't make them a mad scientist. No siree, it doesn't. Just because our Siamese cat is a Siamese twin is no reason to leap to conclusions.....
The Parthenogenesis 9000 series, I presume.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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