Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
I would think being near the front of the plane would be the safest spot. Not at the front, but near it. The pilots are dead, but past the cockpit, you've got a chance. In the middle, you're dead when the plane splits in 2 and in the back, well, you're just screwed from the bouncing and end over end the rear of the plane will do. The front might just tunnel into the ground and then you crawl out where the rows behind you no longer exist. So, while the exit instructions are useless, as there will be new exits, the tuck your head to your *** bit might be useful.
Just my opinion.
Nah, the best place to be is on the nose, so you can block the ground.
Red wrote:
It hurts, but lately it seems that all the plane crashes in the news have been Airbus planes.
That may be, but how many Airbuses have been flown into the Twin Towers?
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Funny story, when I went to Israel last year, a few weeks after the Brazil-France airbus that crashed into the sea, we got held at Heathrow at the departure gate. The flight attendant guy wouldn't let anyone through to the gate, and the passengers started getting a bit annoyed at him. They were complaining and whining, asking what was wrong, generally making quite a big fuss... Finally the guy, clearly worked up, said "There's a technical problem with the plane. And since it's an Airbus 330, you know, the one that crashed into the sea a few weeks ago, I would let the safety engineers do their work if I were you."
I've rarely been on such a quiet flight.
The best, and indeed only, aeroplane story I have comes from an experience at Heathrow a few years back. There was this old lady sitting in the lobby, cheerily telling everyone that'd listen that a fortune teller had told her she'd die in a plane crash, and that oh by the way she was going to a suicide clinic.
Pity Guenny wasn't on her flight, really.