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#152 Aug 29 2010 at 12:35 AM Rating: Good
paulsol wrote:
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It's like if someone accused you of being an Australian. Yes, they're wrong, but at least they're close.


If you think 1500 miles is 'close', I can see how you would think Almas claim has merit.
It's closer than anything else that's even vaguely relevant.
#153 Aug 29 2010 at 6:46 AM Rating: Decent
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A womans centre of gravity is NOT in her hips. The only way that would be true is if she had an **** so big she needed to carry it around in a fecking wheelbarrow.

And if that was the case, she wouldn't be applying for the army. More likely a checkout position at WalMart or wherever the fUck people can still find jobs in the US these days.

My sister-in-law pretty much fits the above description. Her *** is so big you can put your beer on it while she's standing. And, for the record, she just switched from a labor & delivery nurse to healthcare administration.
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#154 Aug 29 2010 at 6:58 AM Rating: Default
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
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What that has to do with poofs in the military I do not know.



It had to do with women doing less work (sit ups, push ups, etc.) in the military, and how I thought that was crap.

Still do, for the record.


Well, if it makes you feel better, that only happens during evaluation which is typically only twice a year. Every other physical training section, they are expected to to do the same.
#155 Aug 29 2010 at 7:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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A womans centre of gravity is NOT in her hips. The only way that would be true is if she had an **** so big she needed to carry it around in a fecking wheelbarrow.

And if that was the case, she wouldn't be applying for the army. More likely a checkout position at WalMart or wherever the fUck people can still find jobs in the US these days.

My sister-in-law pretty much fits the above description. Her *** is so big you can put your beer on it while she's standing.


I call this the "Iowa Body", as I had never seen it before moving here. People in Iowa can have a normal-looking upper-body and a freakish, reverse mushroom-cloud for an ***. It's because they fry butter and eat it off a stick here, I reckon.
#156 Aug 29 2010 at 11:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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paulsol wrote:
MDenham wrote:


It's like if someone accused you of being an Australian. Yes, they're wrong, but at least they're close.


If you think 1500 miles is 'close', I can see how you would think Almas claim has merit.
It's not our fault the only notable thing New Zealand has done was be a movie set
#157 Aug 29 2010 at 11:34 AM Rating: Good
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
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What that has to do with poofs in the military I do not know.



It had to do with women doing less work (sit ups, push ups, etc.) in the military, and how I thought that was crap.

Still do, for the record.


Well, if it makes you feel better, that only happens during evaluation which is typically only twice a year. Every other physical training section, they are expected to to do the same.


Not really. I would think that during evaluation is when it counts. Unless that evaluation is for something other than "are you making the cut."
#158 Aug 29 2010 at 11:54 AM Rating: Good
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paulsol wrote:
MDenham wrote:


It's like if someone accused you of being an Australian. Yes, they're wrong, but at least they're close.


If you think 1500 miles is 'close', I can see how you would think Almas claim has merit.
It's not our fault the only notable thing New Zealand has done was be a movie set

Also this.
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#159 Aug 29 2010 at 12:52 PM Rating: Default
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
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What that has to do with poofs in the military I do not know.



It had to do with women doing less work (sit ups, push ups, etc.) in the military, and how I thought that was crap.

Still do, for the record.


Well, if it makes you feel better, that only happens during evaluation which is typically only twice a year. Every other physical training section, they are expected to to do the same.


Not really. I would think that during evaluation is when it counts. Unless that evaluation is for something other than "are you making the cut."


Many people can do their job but fail their physical test or height weight standards. So, it all depends on how you look at it.

But as I said, I'm sure that most females in the service would disagree with you, not saying that you're right or wrong, but that's nothing I would see being questioned by the female population any time soon.
#160 Aug 29 2010 at 1:16 PM Rating: Good
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But as I said, I'm sure that most females in the service would disagree with you, not saying that you're right or wrong, but that's nothing I would see being questioned by the female population any time soon.


And I still have no idea why that matters.
#161 Aug 29 2010 at 2:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's not our fault the only notable thing New Zealand has done was be a movie set



From an earlier thread.....


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New Zealand



Population (2007 est.): 4,115,771

Land area: 103,734km.sq. (39 people per sq km.)

Labour government, led by Helen Clark who could kick Bush's **** with one hand in her pocket.

Free health care.

Social security for the unemployed, disabled, elderly.

3.4% unemployment.

Free public schools.

Our integration with the Maori. (shaky to start with, but all good now)

Hugely beautiful environment that is accesible to all.

Climate is benign.

Loads of water. For drinking, agriculture, power. No chance of running out.

Surrounded by thousands of miles of Ocean that tends to cut down on our illegal immigration and helps immensely with bio-security.

New Zealand is the fourth most peaceful country in the world, according to the Global Peace Index released by Britain's Economist Intelligence Unit. Link

Even tho theres only 4 million of us, and we are a zillion miles from anywhere we have had some amazing pioneers, inventors and explorers to call our own....

Invented forensic science

Invented plastic Surgery

First country to have universal adult suffrage.

Tony Britten. Classic backyard inventor.

Invented the Jet-boat.

Invented flying.

Invented rocket propulsion..

Edmund Hillary. Say no more.

Won the Battle of Britain.

Won WWII almost singlehandedly.

Invented nuclear physics.

Discovered DNA.

Invented the disposable syringe.

Invented the referees whistle.

We churn out world class yachtsmen, rugby players, cricketers, swimmers, runners, golfers, rowers without resorting to cheating......

We love animals, especially whales and dolphins.

Our marijuana is world class.

So are our beers and wines.

And our national airline.

And our film industry.

Fishing too. Especially trout.

And golf courses.

Yup. We rock!

Have a nice day. Smiley: cool


Other than that. Yeah, not much.

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#162 Aug 29 2010 at 3:04 PM Rating: Default
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
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But as I said, I'm sure that most females in the service would disagree with you, not saying that you're right or wrong, but that's nothing I would see being questioned by the female population any time soon.


And I still have no idea why that matters.


Just showing that most people have accepted the physical differences between males and females.
#163 Aug 29 2010 at 3:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
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But as I said, I'm sure that most females in the service would disagree with you, not saying that you're right or wrong, but that's nothing I would see being questioned by the female population any time soon.


And I still have no idea why that matters.


Just showing that most people have accepted the physical differences between males and females.


"Most females in the armed forces" now equals most people...? Smiley: dubious
#164 Aug 29 2010 at 5:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, not much.

Agreed.

But you'll always have the movie set thing.
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#165 Aug 29 2010 at 6:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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But you'll always have the movie set thing.


And you'll always have Almalieque.

Gratz!
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#166 Aug 29 2010 at 7:35 PM Rating: Good
paulsol wrote:
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But you'll always have the movie set thing.


And you'll always have Almalieque.
No, we're planning on deporting him off onto you guys.
#167 Aug 29 2010 at 8:17 PM Rating: Default
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
But as I said, I'm sure that most females in the service would disagree with you, not saying that you're right or wrong, but that's nothing I would see being questioned by the female population any time soon.


And I still have no idea why that matters.


Just showing that most people have accepted the physical differences between males and females.


"Most females in the armed forces" now equals most people...? Smiley: dubious


No, but both are true. There are physical advantages and disadvantages for both males and females.
#168 Aug 29 2010 at 9:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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No, we're planning on deporting him off onto you guys.



Luckily wew have extremely tight biosecurity, and regressive species are verboten.
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#169 Aug 29 2010 at 11:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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paulsol wrote:
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No, we're planning on deporting him off onto you guys.



Luckily wew have extremely tight biosecurity, and regressive species are verboten.

He'd eat all the grounded birds. Smiley: frown
#170 Aug 30 2010 at 4:13 AM Rating: Decent
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Tony Britten. Classic backyard inventor.


How about John Britten instead?
#171 Aug 30 2010 at 5:42 AM Rating: Good
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Tony Britten. Classic backyard inventor.


How about John Britten instead?



Oops! You're quite right.
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#172 Aug 30 2010 at 5:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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I didn't bother with anything else, but forensic science has been around far longer than New Zealand has. At any rate ancient Greeks used autopsies, so the beginning of forensic science go way back.

Also Alphonse Bertillon was French.

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I didn't bother with anything else, but forensic science has been around far longer than New Zealand has. At any rate ancient Greeks used autopsies, so the beginning of forensic science go way back.

The whole thing reads like a bunch of ginned up factoids by the New Zealand Chamber of Commerce. I suppose they do love whales though.
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#174 Aug 30 2010 at 6:26 AM Rating: Good
It reads like a list of outright lies.
#175 Aug 30 2010 at 6:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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It reads like a list of outright lies.


Well, it is pretty there.

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#176 Aug 30 2010 at 1:11 PM Rating: Good
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Jeez! You guys have no sense of humour.
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