Forum Settings
       
1 2 Next »
Reply To Thread

Jam PollFollow

#27 Aug 24 2010 at 10:12 AM Rating: Good
@#%^
*****
15,953 posts
Shaowstrike wrote:
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
Elinda wrote:
If you put butter on bacon you will decrease the fat content.


Wait, what? How does adding fat to fat decrease the fat?
It's a synergistic effect.


I think you're batsh*t insane.


Not really, if the bacon is hot enough it can use the butter as a fuel source to keep the sandwich warm.


And with enough butter and warm bacon you can fly to the moon, right?
____________________________
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"

#28 Aug 24 2010 at 10:57 AM Rating: Good
Citizen's Arrest!
******
29,527 posts
Cream cheese and strawberry jam, IMO.

Edit: Or some apple butter.

Edited, Aug 24th 2010 11:03am by Poldaran
#29 Aug 24 2010 at 10:59 AM Rating: Decent
****
9,395 posts
My Great-Grandmother's crab apple Jelly. Thanks for reminding me to ask her to teach me how to make it.
____________________________
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust

The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning


Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
#30 Aug 24 2010 at 11:10 AM Rating: Good
Skelly Poker Since 2008
*****
16,781 posts
Iron Chef Driftwood wrote:
My Great-Grandmother's crab apple Jelly. Thanks for reminding me to ask her to teach me how to make it.
Here's what I've done:

Find a gob of Crab Apples. Wash them well and cut them in half or even quarters if they're big. Boil them til soft (add water just enough to cover them). Smoosh them through some kind of strainer - wire strainers work pretty well for this cuz the skins will start clogging things up. But, still smoosh some more. All the meaty stuff will fall through. Take this meaty stuff and add about as much sugar as there is stuff. Slowly bring the mixture to a boil, stirring pretty much constantly once it starts boiling. Bring it up to about 220degrees f. and boil it there for a minute or so - or not even a minute if it is getting thick. Then pour into your jars like you would any other jams.

Couple more things
- Crab Apples have enough natural pectin that you don't need to add any thickeners.
- Boil or sanitize your glassware and covers - always!
- When you fill your jars, make sure there is nothing around the rim before putting the cover on - this will affect the seal.





Edited, Aug 24th 2010 7:11pm by Elinda
____________________________
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
#31 Aug 24 2010 at 12:01 PM Rating: Good
Soulless Internet Tiger
******
35,474 posts
Sir Xsarus wrote:
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Sweet cream butter sounds gross to me.

Butter is salty, not sweet. Just like gravy is brown, not white Smiley: mad
Ah, I understand. Yeah, salty butter and jam would be gross. I always get unsalted butter.
What are you talking about? Salty and sweet go together like bacon and anything. Sweet and sweet don't though. They just kill each other.
____________________________
Donate. One day it could be your family.


An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo

#32 Aug 24 2010 at 12:02 PM Rating: Good
*****
10,601 posts
True, I guess I just don't like salted butter.
____________________________
01001001 00100000 01001100 01001001 01001011 01000101 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001011 01000101
You'll always be stupid, you'll just be stupid with more information in your brain
Forum FAQ
#33 Aug 24 2010 at 12:10 PM Rating: Good
Soulless Internet Tiger
******
35,474 posts
sorry Elinda, forgot to state, I'm a jam person. Jellies are nice, but jam's just better. Especially homemade jams.

And marmalade sucks.
____________________________
Donate. One day it could be your family.


An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo

#34 Aug 24 2010 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
Tracer Bullet
*****
12,636 posts

Raisin bread toast, thin layer of butter, 1-3 cinnamon-sugar mix dusted on top.




Edited, Aug 24th 2010 1:30pm by trickybeck
#35 Aug 24 2010 at 12:35 PM Rating: Good
I am seriously craving some banana nut bread right now.
#36 Aug 24 2010 at 12:41 PM Rating: Excellent
Will swallow your soul
******
29,360 posts
Now I have "Must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like dat" in my head.

____________________________
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

#37 Aug 24 2010 at 8:07 PM Rating: Decent
Prodigal Son
******
20,643 posts
Peanut butter, or cream cheese. I refuse to lend credence to your so-called "poll".

On second thought, I have been known, in the past, to enjoy strawberry jam.
____________________________
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
1 2 Next »
Reply To Thread

Colors Smileys Quote OriginalQuote Checked Help

 

Recent Visitors: 218 All times are in CST
Anonymous Guests (218)