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In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
You need a chimney sweep.
Kaelesh wrote:
You need a chimney sweep.
Neener~
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira I miss the days when my cat was 32 pounds and wouldn't move at all. I never had to worry about her getting into anything.
The Chimney Sweepers and Chimneys Regulation Act 1840 was a British Act of Parliament passed to try and stop child labor. Many boys as young as six were being used as chimney sweeps.
This act prohibited any person under 21 being compelled or knowingly allowed to ascend or descend a chimney or flue for sweeping, cleaning or coring.
This act prohibited any person under 21 being compelled or knowingly allowed to ascend or descend a chimney or flue for sweeping, cleaning or coring.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Samira I miss the days when my cat was 32 pounds and wouldn't move at all. I never had to worry about her getting into anything.
Except any food left out.
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I have bad news for your Yoda. Unless your exterminators are coming back in a couple of weeks, you're going to get more. Need to put everything in the dryer that can go in for an hour. Need to toss out your mattresses as well.
You don't have to, but odds are they'll resurface in 1-2 months as the eggs hatch. Unless of course, your tree huggers aren't as good as ours and they can still use "some" of the good stuff up there.
You don't have to, but odds are they'll resurface in 1-2 months as the eggs hatch. Unless of course, your tree huggers aren't as good as ours and they can still use "some" of the good stuff up there.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Even then she'd have to sort of ooze over to the food bowl.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Shaowstrike wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Samira I miss the days when my cat was 32 pounds and wouldn't move at all. I never had to worry about her getting into anything.
Except any food left out.
Actually, she wouldn't even walk to her food bowl. She would meow piteously until someone picked her up and put her next to the bowl so she could lay down and flop her head into it.
Laziest cat ever.
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
I have bad news for your Yoda. Unless your exterminators are coming back in a couple of weeks, you're going to get more. Need to put everything in the dryer that can go in for an hour. Need to toss out your mattresses as well.
You don't have to, but odds are they'll resurface in 1-2 months as the eggs hatch. Unless of course, your tree huggers aren't as good as ours and they can still use "some" of the good stuff up there.
You don't have to, but odds are they'll resurface in 1-2 months as the eggs hatch. Unless of course, your tree huggers aren't as good as ours and they can still use "some" of the good stuff up there.
They're coming back in 2 weeks. Also, we know them, they'll be helping us until they're gone. Everything has been bagged, cooked, bagged again, in new bags every time. Box springs are gone, replaced with new ones, beds have all been sprayed and bagged and will be sprayed again. We're living out of bags to prevent re-contamination. Nothing goes back into a clean bag until it's been through the dryer. All books have been thrown out. Hell we even covered the garbage bags in bug killer.
I am completely freaked out now about bed bugs. I'm going to be all Monkish for the rest of the summer at my house.
Leaving your mattresses exposed to sunlight for a couple of hours every couple of weeks can control of bed bugs.
Do you have sunshine where you live?
Do you have sunshine where you live?
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
No, we do everything by the light of torches covered in seal blubber.
I don't want to control them, I want to eradicate them. People who "control" bugs spread them.
I don't want to control them, I want to eradicate them. People who "control" bugs spread them.
Kaelesh wrote:
The Chimney Sweepers and Chimneys Regulation Act 1840 was a British Act of Parliament passed to try and stop child labor. Many boys as young as six were being used as chimney sweeps.
This act prohibited any person under 21 being compelled or knowingly allowed to ascend or descend a chimney or flue for sweeping, cleaning or coring.
This act prohibited any person under 21 being compelled or knowingly allowed to ascend or descend a chimney or flue for sweeping, cleaning or coring.
How old is that in cat years? Cause they might still be good!
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
[quote=Yodabunny]No, we do everything by the light of torches covered in seal blubber.
quote]
I've always wondered what it felt like to be covered in seal blubber.
quote]
I've always wondered what it felt like to be covered in seal blubber.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
It's like KY but it doesn't wash off in the water.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
I am completely freaked out now about bed bugs. I'm going to be all Monkish for the rest of the summer at my house.
Then I'd suggest not looking up dust mites.
I hate you, Kaelesh. I truly do.
I still love you.
You filthy, diseased ridden little kiss of sunshine.
You filthy, diseased ridden little kiss of sunshine.
Yodabunny wrote:
No, we do everything by the light of torches covered in seal blubber.
I don't want to control them, I want to eradicate them. People who "control" bugs spread them.
I don't want to control them, I want to eradicate them. People who "control" bugs spread them.
And people who try to eradicate them create stronger bugs, so there you go.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Yodabunny wrote:
No, we do everything by the light of torches covered in seal blubber.
I don't want to control them, I want to eradicate them. People who "control" bugs spread them.
I don't want to control them, I want to eradicate them. People who "control" bugs spread them.
And people who try to eradicate them create stronger bugs, so there you go.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Burn down your house.
Yodabunny wrote:
All books have been thrown out.
Y Y You... you... YOU MONSTERS!!!!! What did those books ever do to you???????
/mourn books. nevermore to be read.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Yodabunny wrote:
All books have been thrown out.
Y Y You... you... YOU MONSTERS!!!!! What did those books ever do to you???????
/mourn books. nevermore to be read.
Seriously. I was worried about bedbugs before because they're gross. But if I have to throw out my books?!?
Hell no.
They can get into books? Really? /horror
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