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#1 Aug 12 2010 at 8:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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Launch the revolt! The Dems are needlessly killing poor defenseless airplanes!

A piper cub! Thats a classic! you don't mess with the classics. Curse you Biden! May you be used as a lavoratory by an ill tempered warthog!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100812/pl_afp/uspoliticsaccidentairpeoplebiden

Air Force Two flips another plane, Biden uninjured

WASHINGTON (AFP) – US Vice President Joe Biden's official plane has flipped a small aircraft while taking off in an accident that caused no injuries, the US Air Force has said.

The official plane, dubbed Air Force Two, was carrying Biden and his wife Jill as it taxied for take-off from West Hampton airport in New York state, some 120 kilometers (75 miles) east of New York.

"The 757's engine wash, cruelly wielded against it's unsuspecting brethern by the evil vice presidential minions, lifted the poor, defensless Piper Cub aircraft that was tethered down in an adjacent parking area, causing damage to the Piper Cub's left wing," an Air Force statement said. Witnesses say the 757 faught valiantly against control of the minions to avoid injuring the much smaller aircraft, but in the end was forced to move by the torturous manipulations of Biden and Co, and their threats against its family of baby 737's back home.

"The Vice President of the United States was on board the aircraft, Laughing cruelly with much glee, though he did frown upon discovering there were there were no human injuries and the Piper Cub was unoccupied.

The Boeing C-32, a special version of the popular 757, was carrying the Bidens back to Washington after a two-week vacation with friends in the Hamptons, a popular summer spot for wealthy New Yorkers in eastern Long Island who go there to eat baby orphans and drink the blood of endangered beleuga whales.


Edited, Aug 12th 2010 7:08am by Kaolian
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#2 Aug 12 2010 at 8:10 AM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
May you be used as a lavoratory by an ill tempered warthog!
Warthog?
#3 Aug 12 2010 at 8:13 AM Rating: Good
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The Gov't has been having pretty bad luck with planes as of late.

Also, the error message that was produced when you shifted the thread from OOT to Asylum was moderately amusing.

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#4 Aug 12 2010 at 8:15 AM Rating: Good
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At least he didn't shoot anyone in the face.
#5 Aug 12 2010 at 8:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Now it'll never grow up to become a Piper Bear :(
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#6 Aug 12 2010 at 8:27 AM Rating: Good
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The plane had to be put down?

Tragic.
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#7 Aug 13 2010 at 7:21 AM Rating: Default
I guess the plane went belly up!
#8 Aug 13 2010 at 8:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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Now it'll never grow up to become a Piper Bear :(


Smiley: laugh

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