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Hi!

Have you ever seen the things that come out of a ******? I'm not talking just periods, but all the fixin's that come with vaginal birth, too.

The ****** is generally self-cleaning. That means anything that goes in comes right back out of it, no douche needed. It can get pretty gross in between showers if you're not 100% hygienic and vigilant about things . . .

So Alma things butts are gross because **** comes out of them. I think page 32 has safely degenerated us back to 2nd grade.

I'm talking tissues and other fun things as well.

Also, ITT Alma thinks that pee comes out the same place as babies.

Did you ever hear the joke about the guy who's released from prison, and he hasn't had sex in 15 years, so he's desperate for a shag? But of course he's broke, having come out from 15 years in jail. So he goes to see the ugliest, fattest, most repulsive prostitute on the planet, who also happens to be the cheapest. The guy hasn't seen ***** in a decade and a half, so he starts going down on her. After 5 mins, he finds a little bit of corn stuck between his teeth. He doesn't think much of it, and continues eating *****, but after 2 minutes he ends up with a bit of celery in his mouth. He's gets a bit grossed out, but you know, 15 years, so he keeps going. After another 2 minutes, he finds himself chewing on what appears to be digested beans. He looks up to the prostitute and says "I swear, if I find any more food in there, I'm gonna puke..."

And she replies: "Funny, that's just what the last guy said."

Y'all should know that correctly speaking, it's the fight, freeze or flight response. Females tend to freeze more often than males, which evolutionary biologists like to speculate about.


PS Alma: Thorough washes, douches, bidets, gloves and condoms are all methods of NOT dealing with **** with **** play between lovers. Secondly, if you're ever been up a ******, you'd find it a very soft, self-lubricated, stretchy place, so that if present **** hasn't been removed, it tends to stay in its own little corner in a self contained sliver coated with a thin unbroken layer of mucous, pretty much out of the way. Well, depending on how much you stuff up there with it.

You can get used to anything for the right motivation. Honestly, the number of times I've dealt with holding up puking family members and uni students, and cleaning up vomit from clothing, the floor, the bed, the tiles, the shower, the toilet, whatever. None of that was sexy, of course, but then nausea isn't sexy. Associate something with sex often enough, and it becomes sexy, or at least, not unsexy.

Edited, Aug 25th 2010 8:56am by Aripyanfar

Straight girls and gay boys think licking a ***** or sticking something of theirs up a ****** is gross.

Straight men think licking an **** and sticking something of theirs up a ****** is gross.

Both of these gross-out reactions are normal, and Adaptive. Neither of the gross-out reactions means either of the actions are inherently wrong, bad, or unnatural.

If you're getting your tongue in her urethra I think you are doing it wrong.

Are you @#%^ing stupid? Homophobe means one thing and one thing only.

There. You happy?

It's like talking to a child.

Edited, Aug 25th 2010 8:52am by Kaelesh

In their gooey nougat center, most homophobes pretend to be "squeamish". It devolves to this every time we have a thirty-five page gay marriage thread. The real problem, the only problem people have with gays is that they think **** is icky. Sure.

You're scared of your gay fantasies. It's okay. We've been having gay daydreams for thousands of years, all of us. Except me, because I'm a Man.

I can't even blow my own nose, and haven't for probably twenty years. Snot is fUckin' gross and so are spiders.

I would rather take **** and put it in a baby's nose than extract boogers from the very same nose. If that makes me gay, so be it.