To be fair, I'll address the rest of your post as well, since it has some merit:
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I have always, always defined marriage in this debate to be the legally sanctioned status as observed by the government. I don't give a wet shit about what people did seven thousand years ago or whether two people can tie a pink ribbon around their pinkies and call themselves "love-bound". The only status the courts are interested in is the one codified by state and federal law including all the various benefits thereof. Therefore, since this is an argument about the law, that's the only status I'm interested in discussing.
You don't have a right to gain that legally defined status though Joph. That's the point. You do have a right to tie ribbons around your pinky and declare yourselves "love-bound". You have a right to define that relationship with a legally binding contract if you wish.
You do not, nor have you *ever* had a right to qualify for a state defined legal status. Ever. In the same way that you don't have a "right" be be defined as "handicapped", or "disabled", or "poor", or any of a dozen other legally defined statuses which may confer any of a number of government funded or mandated benefits.
Those are not rights. They never have been rights. That's what you don't seem to understand.
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Until there's a legally recognized status of marriage that comes without benefits, "marriage" and "marriage benefits" are one and the same.
Why would there be one? I guess I'm unsure what you think the role of the government is here. Why on earth would the government create a legal status which conferred no benefits or penalties? What kind of bizarre love-fest with big government would make you think that we should have our government creating such things. That's just warped thinking.
You're also apparently unaware that the same word can hold different meanings. There is a religious "marriage", and a social "marriage", and a civil contract called "marriage". And there is *also* a state status called "marriage". Those are all of them different things. Or will you also argue that the Catholic Church's prohibition against marrying people who aren't members of their faith denied everyone else the "right to marry" as well?
Cause that would be... silly.