Kaelesh made this thread as satire on my Birthday Thread for Jonwin.
He just ding 57 yesterday.
I was hit on the forehead by an evil gazebo. well it was the dark faerie court gazebo and I was under it when the wind blew it over and one of it's legs hit my head.
I had a nasty black eye that can be view in my Facebook photo albums.
Seems evil gazebos are well known in S/F and gaming fandom.
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In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.