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#27 Jul 28 2010 at 9:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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RedPhoenixxx wrote:
I make sure I always ********** after shaking a girl's hand.

I do it with her hand. Then I accuse her of rape.

Ka-Ching!
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#28 Jul 28 2010 at 9:40 AM Rating: Excellent
Jophiel wrote:
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
I make sure I always ********** after shaking a girl's hand.

I do it with her hand. Then I accuse her of rape.


That only works if she leaves marks.

Which, in this case, she probably would.
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#29 Jul 28 2010 at 10:11 AM Rating: Good
Cartoons aren't ****, you terminal virgins, they're hallmarks of your inadequacy.

Your brother's a fUcking loser. You're just destined for great things with six gigs of tentacle rape on your computer at age sixteen. Advice on what you ought to do? Kill him and then yourself. Your parents will thank you.
#30 Jul 28 2010 at 10:16 AM Rating: Decent
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Barkingturtle wrote:
Cartoons aren't ****, you terminal virgins, they're hallmarks of your inadequacy.

Your brother's a fUcking loser. You're just destined for great things with six gigs of tentacle rape on your computer at age sixteen. Advice on what you ought to do? Kill him and then yourself. Your parents will thank you.

Might as well take them out as well since they've obviously failed.
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#31 Jul 28 2010 at 10:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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CestinShaman wrote:
Advice on what I ought to do?

Photoshop NixNot's face onto all of the hentai girls.
#32 Jul 28 2010 at 10:59 AM Rating: Good
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Aripyanfar wrote:
No need to wash your hands after shaking mine. I use latex gloves at the time.


Edit: No, not the time of the handshake. Smiley: rolleyes


Smiley: dubious

So, like, wanna hang out?
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#33 Jul 28 2010 at 11:01 AM Rating: Good
Tell him if he ever gets a girlfriend, he needs to hide them better, unless she's into that.

#34 Jul 28 2010 at 11:39 AM Rating: Good
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Lady Bardalicious wrote:
CestinShaman wrote:
Advice on what I ought to do?

Photoshop NixNot's face onto all of the hentai girls.


I just spit out miso soup all over my desk. Holycrapola, the mental image that I just got.

And I'm sure that Usagi has a folder on his computer just for that.
#35 Jul 28 2010 at 11:48 AM Rating: Good
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Lady Bardalicious wrote:
CestinShaman wrote:
Advice on what I ought to do?

Photoshop NixNot's face onto all of the hentai girls.
And Exo's. And Usagi's.
#36 Jul 28 2010 at 11:48 AM Rating: Decent
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
And I'm sure that Usagi has a folder on his computer just for that.


I believe that's a folder full of Exo's face on penises.
#37 Jul 28 2010 at 11:56 AM Rating: Good
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Mental images are assaulting me now.
#38 Jul 28 2010 at 12:35 PM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
No need to wash your hands after shaking mine. I use latex gloves at the time.


Edit: No, not the time of the handshake. Smiley: rolleyes


Smiley: dubious

So, like, wanna hang out?

I don't know. Are you Scully, or Dr Nikki Alexander?
#39 Jul 28 2010 at 3:31 PM Rating: Default
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Jophiel wrote:
CestinShaman wrote:
Advice on what I ought to do?

Why would you do anything? I suppose you could grow up. That might help.


Doing nothing was already my plan of action, because I really don't care. I was just thinking that maybe there was something funny I could do with it.
#40 Jul 28 2010 at 3:42 PM Rating: Good
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Makes a homemade comic book with a viable storyline?
#41 Jul 29 2010 at 6:10 AM Rating: Good
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Rename the folder "Not Much". ?
#42 Aug 01 2010 at 2:14 PM Rating: Decent
Barkingturtle wrote:
Cartoons aren't ****, you terminal virgins, they're hallmarks of your inadequacy.

Your brother's a fUcking loser. You're just destined for great things with six gigs of tentacle rape on your computer at age sixteen. Advice on what you ought to do? Kill him and then yourself. Your parents will thank you.


I mostly agree with this. Maybe a bit less violent, though.
#43 Aug 01 2010 at 2:48 PM Rating: Good
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**** is in the mind of the beholder.
You should mind your own buisness.
I have no **** on my computer. I have elne, and some of my select magazines.
The mind is the best source of **** don't you know?
You bet **** objectifies its object, otherwise what's the point.
#44 Aug 01 2010 at 3:19 PM Rating: Good
Jonwin wrote:
**** is in the mind of the beholder.
You should mind your own buisness.
I have no **** on my computer. I have elne, and some of my select magazines.
The mind is the best source of **** don't you know?
You bet **** objectifies its object, otherwise what's the point.


Do you have some kind of brain problem?
#45 Aug 01 2010 at 4:26 PM Rating: Good
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Mental images are assaulting me now.
You're welcome.
#46 Aug 01 2010 at 5:56 PM Rating: Decent
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**** is in the mind of the beholder.
You should mind your own buisness.
I have no **** on my computer. I have elne, and some of my select magazines.
The mind is the best source of **** don't you know?
You bet **** objectifies its object, otherwise what's the point.


I read that like a poem.
#47 Aug 01 2010 at 9:36 PM Rating: Good
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I wonder if any of the ***** had goiters.
#48 Aug 01 2010 at 10:16 PM Rating: Decent
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I wonder if any of the ***** had goiters.


And had a relationship with Gandhi?
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