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#27 Jul 22 2010 at 12:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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Happy Birthday Flea! I'll join the others and drink copious amounts of alcohol on your behalf. Smiley: cool
#28 Jul 22 2010 at 1:38 PM Rating: Good
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Happy birthday!

Any chance of seeing some handcrafted alpaca pics?
#29 Jul 22 2010 at 2:19 PM Rating: Good
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Barkingturtle wrote:
Happy birthday!

It's probably okay to get pretty drunk today, if you just do it this once.


Naww, that could hurt the baby. Try Hookers and blow.

Enjoy your ritual ceremony of aging :)
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#30 Jul 22 2010 at 3:29 PM Rating: Decent
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Kaelesh wrote:
Barkingturtle wrote:
It's probably okay to get pretty drunk today, if you just do it this once.


It's how you build an immune system in the little guy. Next, take a bath in the Chicago River so he can grow big and strong.


Chicago has a river? I thought that was a feeder line for the local butane lighter factory or something...


Oh. And happy birthday Flea! I think you should ditch that lazy husband as well. Spends waaaaay too much time on the interwebs. You never know what he might be up to...

Edited, Jul 22nd 2010 2:29pm by gbaji
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#31 Jul 22 2010 at 3:52 PM Rating: Good
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¿Didn't you have a birthday last year too?

¡No entiendo las tradiciones de los EEUU!

Que pases un buen cumpleaños y que Joph se quebra la lengua satisfaciendote.

Smiley: flowers
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#32 Jul 22 2010 at 4:27 PM Rating: Decent
Congratulations on surviving another year!
#33 Jul 22 2010 at 4:59 PM Rating: Decent
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Happy birthday! You should do something special and make Joph a steak.
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#34 Jul 22 2010 at 6:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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Happy Birthday!!!
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#35 Jul 22 2010 at 6:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
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Since you're ditching your husband, how'd you like to settle for a dirty German? Smiley: wink2

I think she wants a date who's housebroken.

Smiley: lol You remember the most random ****.
#36 Jul 22 2010 at 6:48 PM Rating: Good
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Atomicflea wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Demea wrote:
Since you're ditching your husband, how'd you like to settle for a dirty German? Smiley: wink2

I think she wants a date who's housebroken.

Smiley: lol You remember the most random ****.

FTFSmiley

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#37 Jul 23 2010 at 8:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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A day light, but happy birthday nonetheless! Smiley: flowers
#38 Jul 23 2010 at 10:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:
I made Joph an alpaca.

I didn't think Peruvian genes were that different.

#39 Jul 24 2010 at 6:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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Ironically, yesterday I got to participate in recapturing an escaped alpaca.

I kind of wish I was making that up.
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#40 Jul 24 2010 at 9:08 PM Rating: Good
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Belated Happy Birthday little lady, I wish you many returns.
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#41 Jul 25 2010 at 6:04 AM Rating: Good
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trickybeck wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
I made Joph an alpaca.

I didn't think Peruvian genes were that different.


HAH!
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