Bring me incense and gold.
And CJs.
Maybe a sammich.
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It's my birthday, ********Follow
Feliz cumpleaños.
While you were gone, Virus said something stupid, everybody ridiculed him, then gbaji jumped in with an impenetrable wall-o-text to argue Virus' point, then Nobby called gbaji an cnut, then the thread devolved into post farming, then somebody posted a picture of a lolcat, then Moe lamented for the good 'ol days, then we had cake.
Pop out that critter yet?
While you were gone, Virus said something stupid, everybody ridiculed him, then gbaji jumped in with an impenetrable wall-o-text to argue Virus' point, then Nobby called gbaji an cnut, then the thread devolved into post farming, then somebody posted a picture of a lolcat, then Moe lamented for the good 'ol days, then we had cake.
Pop out that critter yet?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Happy birfday.
Now post moar.
Now post moar.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
All lies, there were no lolcats.
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
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You'll always be stupid, you'll just be stupid with more information in your brain
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Happy Birthday, Flea. 
Feliz cumpleaños!!!
Many happy returns of the day, lil mama! 
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Happy birthday.
Today is my sis's birthday too. She doesn't only call on her special day.
For your birthday you should go to the mall and let a bunch of strangers touch your tummy.
Eat a bon-bon or two. Enjoy your day.
For your birthday you should go to the mall and let a bunch of strangers touch your tummy.
Eat a bon-bon or two. Enjoy your day.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Demea wrote:
Feliz cumpleaños.
While you were gone, Virus said something stupid, everybody ridiculed him, then gbaji jumped in with an impenetrable wall-o-text to argue Virus' point, then Nobby called gbaji an cnut, then the thread devolved into post farming, then somebody posted a picture of a lolcat, then Moe lamented for the good 'ol days, then we had cake.
Pop out that critter yet?
While you were gone, Virus said something stupid, everybody ridiculed him, then gbaji jumped in with an impenetrable wall-o-text to argue Virus' point, then Nobby called gbaji an cnut, then the thread devolved into post farming, then somebody posted a picture of a lolcat, then Moe lamented for the good 'ol days, then we had cake.
Pop out that critter yet?
So as you can tell, nope. No baby yet, but a boy, due in late October/early November.
Debalic wrote:
Happy birfday.
Now post moar.
Now post moar.
Debalic wrote:
Happy birfday.
Now post moar.
Now post moar.
I made Joph an alpaca.
Atomicflea wrote:
dirty German
:-(
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Happy Fucking Birthday.
You can touch my scar if you want.
You can touch my scar if you want.
Feeliz crumplebums!
We should totally do something tonight if you can ditch your husband.
We should totally do something tonight if you can ditch your husband.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Feeliz crumplebums!
We should totally do something tonight if you can ditch your husband.
We should totally do something tonight if you can ditch your husband.
She should ditch that loser anyway.
Happy Birfday! I'll drink a few glasses of wine for ya!
Happy Birthday,
Please feel free to post rants about being prego. I find them highly amusing.
Please feel free to post rants about being prego. I find them highly amusing.
Happy day, AF! I was a crocheting fiend when I was pregnant too. :)
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Aripyanfar wrote:
Happy Fucking Birthday.
You can touch my scar if you want.
You can touch my scar if you want.
Happy birthday!
It's probably okay to get pretty drunk today, if you just do it this once.
It's probably okay to get pretty drunk today, if you just do it this once.
Barkingturtle wrote:
It's probably okay to get pretty drunk today, if you just do it this once.
It's how you build an immune system in the little guy. Next, take a bath in the Chicago River so he can grow big and strong.
Oh, Happy Life Day.
Nadenu wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Feeliz crumplebums!
We should totally do something tonight if you can ditch your husband.
We should totally do something tonight if you can ditch your husband.
She should ditch that loser anyway.
Happy Birfday! I'll drink a few glasses of wine for ya!
Totes agree about the husband. He's got me planning my own birthday outing. Wtf?
Nothing wrong with having a drink.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Atomicflea wrote:
Detail AND Spanish? If my sister weren't dating a dirty German, I would totally dress you two in matching outfits and make you kissieface.
Since you're ditching your husband, how'd you like to settle for a dirty German?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea wrote:
Since you're ditching your husband, how'd you like to settle for a dirty German? 
I think she wants a date who's housebroken.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Don't leave me locked up for 10 straight hours and I won't have to **** in the dirty laundry pile. 
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Atomicflea wrote:
I made Joph an alpaca.
Life size?
Happy Birthday :)
My youngest sister crocheted a ton for my kids. Sympathy crocheter? Anyhow, we still have the stuff (hats, booties, etc) and while not a big hit with the infants, they are still used regularly. Which is great because they fit now. And the kids somehow gravitate toward their own hats. My four year old's favorite is a pink rabbit hat w/ floppy ears and my two year old's fav is the ice cream sunday hat (the cherry on top was lost long ago).
And although it is total coincidence, I'll just lie and claim in honor of your birthday we're having our puppy spayed. She is a beautiful, although quite vocal, basset hound. (Our great dane passed away.) Since my wife is staying home w/ kids for now, we got a puppy. They require some work.
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