Nexa wrote:
I can have very close friends who are moderately religious (hi Joph and Flea), but again, reasonably share my value system and aren't pushing some religious ideology on me.
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I can have very close friends who are moderately religious (hi Joph and Flea), but again, reasonably share my value system and aren't pushing some religious ideology on me.
Have I told you about Jesus today?
Hey buddy, I only listen to that if you're cute, wearing a suit, and at least look like you suspect that I'm ******* with you but don't dare to say anything.
:D
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
This isn't exactly on topic of my original question but this has happened to me. The woman I was dating (who I know have a 7 year old with) when she got pregnant, it was a total 180 on me. She went from liberal to conservative, athiest to god-worshipping and from loving my black *** to hating me.
Shoot her in the face, then call your buddy who owns a white bronco. Isn't that how you people deal with these sorts of issues?
In terms of religion, aside from a short-lived dating thing with a Jewish girl,
Awesome. There's a sweet Auschwitz joke in there somewhere.
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Nexa wrote:
Hey buddy, I only listen to that if you're cute, wearing a suit, and at least look like you suspect that I'm @#%^ing with you but don't dare to say anything.
I'll get my suit.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
While we are both Democrats, me being an atheist and my wife being Catholic (with the intellect of a varus) gets tedious at times. It's bad enough that we are, respectively, Red Sox and Yankee fans.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Jophiel wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Hey buddy, I only listen to that if you're cute, wearing a suit, and at least look like you suspect that I'm @#%^ing with you but don't dare to say anything.
I'll get my suit.
I'll get my leotard.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
I'll get my leotard.
Nexa
Nexa
I think Joph just found his Cheetara.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Smasharoo wrote:
Awesome. There's a sweet Auschwitz joke in there somewhere.
Mumble mumble mumble bun in the oven.
I got nothin'.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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While we are both Democrats, me being an atheist and my wife being Catholic (with the intellect of a varus) gets tedious at times. It's bad enough that we are, respectively, Red Sox and Yankee fans.
Why would anyone marry someone they think is as stupid as Varus?
Kavekk the Ludicrous wrote:
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While we are both Democrats, me being an atheist and my wife being Catholic (with the intellect of a varus) gets tedious at times. It's bad enough that we are, respectively, Red Sox and Yankee fans.
Why would anyone marry someone they think is as stupid as Varus?
Low self esteem, presumably.
Well, "low" is a relative term, I suppose.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Kavekk the Ludicrous wrote:
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While we are both Democrats, me being an atheist and my wife being Catholic (with the intellect of a varus) gets tedious at times. It's bad enough that we are, respectively, Red Sox and Yankee fans.
Why would anyone marry someone they think is as stupid as Varus?
Low self esteem, presumably.
Well, "low" is a relative term, I suppose.
Bingo.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
My husband and I disagree on a few things both politically and religiously. For the most part, he associates with Dem/liberal, but occasionally he has some more conservative views on things. It's never caused more than discussion between us though. He sometimes tries to change my mind, I do the same to him, nothing changes, we go have sex.
And he's sort of religious. But that's started to fade some. It's almost like he's religious "just in case". Which of course, would never work because God would be a little smarter than that and I've told him that, haha. He sometimes seems a bit worried about me because I don't believe at all, but again, I think it goes back to "but what if it's all real? I don't wanna go to HELL!!!" Yeah, he's that kind of Christian, haha.
And he's sort of religious. But that's started to fade some. It's almost like he's religious "just in case". Which of course, would never work because God would be a little smarter than that and I've told him that, haha. He sometimes seems a bit worried about me because I don't believe at all, but again, I think it goes back to "but what if it's all real? I don't wanna go to HELL!!!" Yeah, he's that kind of Christian, haha.
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Why would anyone marry someone they think is as stupid as Varus?
This, x8.
Just as Planned.
Politics could potentially be a deal breaker for me, but probably not. Religion definitely is though, mostly along the lines of me not liking morons. I have a very hard time respecting religious people.
Timelordwho wrote:
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Why would anyone marry someone they think is as stupid as Varus?
This, x8.
She was willing - eager, even - to have sex with me.
With *me*.
I should have realized what that meant.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
A woman, eager to have sex?!
Fuck, guys, we can't be doing this patriarchy thing right at all.
Fuck, guys, we can't be doing this patriarchy thing right at all.
For close relationships I don't need to agree with someone's conclusions, but I do need to respect their reasons.
Kavekk the Ludicrous wrote:
A woman, eager to have sex?!
Fuck, guys, we can't be doing this patriarchy thing right at all.
Fuck, guys, we can't be doing this patriarchy thing right at all.
Once we stopped raping and pillaging, it all went downhill from there...
Edited, Jul 13th 2010 11:57pm by Timelordwho
Just as Planned.
Timelordwho wrote:
Kavekk the Ludicrous wrote:
A woman, eager to have sex?!
Fuck, guys, we can't be doing this patriarchy thing right at all.
Fuck, guys, we can't be doing this patriarchy thing right at all.
Once we stopped raping and pillaging, it all went downhill from there...
A new motto for Norway?
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Once we stopped raping and pillaging, it all went downhill from there...
Kavekk the Ludicrous wrote:
A new motto for Norway?
+1 Well played Sir!
Edited, Jul 14th 2010 4:23am by paulsol
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
From Haggar, the Horrible to Haggar, the commissioner for the committee on environmentally sound energy generation.
Just as Planned.
I dated a "Massachusetts" Republican for a couple of years, but our politics had little to do with the demise of our relationship.
Heh, it's funny 'cause its true. Me & the ex had a pregnancy scare & she let it be known in no uncertain terms that she would not be keeping the baby, despite her aversion to abortion as birth control. I had taken a look at my Union benefits & realized I would pretty much be able to have the kid for "free" so didn't have an issue with it, even if I was scared at the thought. I didn't fight with her about it, since it was her choice, but I was a little miffed that she didn't tell me about it when it happened; she just stopped having sex with me.
After the scare, the sex stoppage continued & we realized that we actually didn't like each other all that much.
Smash wrote:
The great thing about conservative women is that, like all conservatives, they don't apply any of their political beliefs to themselves, so you can have a one night stand with one then just kick her down the stairs without worrying about the consequences.
Heh, it's funny 'cause its true. Me & the ex had a pregnancy scare & she let it be known in no uncertain terms that she would not be keeping the baby, despite her aversion to abortion as birth control. I had taken a look at my Union benefits & realized I would pretty much be able to have the kid for "free" so didn't have an issue with it, even if I was scared at the thought. I didn't fight with her about it, since it was her choice, but I was a little miffed that she didn't tell me about it when it happened; she just stopped having sex with me.
After the scare, the sex stoppage continued & we realized that we actually didn't like each other all that much.
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Princess ThePsychoticOne wrote:
I have a very hard time respecting religious people.
Nadenue wrote:
And he's sort of religious. But that's started to fade some. It's almost like he's religious "just in case". Which of course, would never work because God would be a little smarter than that and I've told him that, haha. He sometimes seems a bit worried about me because I don't believe at all, but again, I think it goes back to "but what if it's all real? I don't wanna go to HELL!!!" Yeah, he's that kind of Christian, haha.
I think that's very common when most of one's religious training is based on fear of retribution.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Debo,
So what you're saying is you're attracted to idiots? What does that say about you?
Define intelligence...Near as I can tell you're nothing more than a halfwit working a dead end job with a serious inferiority complex who seeks the approval of complete strangers to justify his views on just about everything. Believe it or not I can understand why you're so jealous of me; good family, good job, good future prospects.
I've never let political views come between me and a girl. My biggest deal breaker is abortion. If she supports it she well never be anything more than a sport f*ck, yes single men need sex to. How could I live with someone who has so little respect for themselves and life in general?
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While we are both Democrats, me being an atheist and my wife being Catholic (with the intellect of a varus) gets tedious at times.
So what you're saying is you're attracted to idiots? What does that say about you?
Define intelligence...Near as I can tell you're nothing more than a halfwit working a dead end job with a serious inferiority complex who seeks the approval of complete strangers to justify his views on just about everything. Believe it or not I can understand why you're so jealous of me; good family, good job, good future prospects.
I've never let political views come between me and a girl. My biggest deal breaker is abortion. If she supports it she well never be anything more than a sport f*ck, yes single men need sex to. How could I live with someone who has so little respect for themselves and life in general?
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