Sex and kids!Follow

Now that I have your attention, you naughty little people, I want to ask you some questions.
When you were a kid, did you ever walk into Mommy and Daddy getting it on and what was your reaction?

If you're a parent now, have your children ever walked in on you and your S/O doing the nasty and what did you say?




I just had this happen for the first time . The kids were all tucked up snug in their beds, passed out, and SIck and I were enjoying ourselves. Oblivious to the weather, a rather nasty thunderstorm came upon us. And soon enough, our door slammed open with a terrified Xavier.

Fortunately, he's 8 and thinks the world resolves around him, and he was scared ******** of the lightning. So he didnt bat an eye. Just looked at us and asked me to check for any tornado warnings please. So we didnt bat an eye (although we put sheets on the moment the door crashed open) and I told the boy my cell hone was in our room with weatherbug and would beep with there were any warnings. He went to bed satisfied.

Of course he came in a few more times with big lightning hits, and the mood was killed (until later). But we've had "The Talk" with him awhile ago and he knows the scoop. But I found it funny he walked in on us and was just either completely oblivious, or couldn't care less.

Walked in on my mom giving my dad a hand job.

My stepdaughter walked in on my wife and I doing the horizontal mambo like 9 years ago (she was 7)

Of course not.

Subtext: You're a bad parent.

I get my desire to do terrible things with mine and other people's butts from my dads side of the family.
Confirmed by one drunken night after the divorce when my mom felt like the most appropriate way to show she understood me being gay was telling me my dad used to constantly ask for things up his butt when they were together. Mind bleach shortly followed.

But to my relief, he was good at locking doors.

Edited, Jul 11th 2010 6:57pm by Tarub

Learn 2 parent.

P.S. You haven't mentioned having a lock.

String and bells in the hallway leading from his room to yours will give you a head notice...?

Edited, Jul 11th 2010 8:03pm by Bardalicious

Too much effort, just tape bike horns to the bottom of his feet.

He was probably trying to save his comrade.

If I have, I don't recall it...cause I'm old.

Nope! Hooray for divorce!

I walked in on my parents once when I was five or six. I don't recall what it was I wanted, but they didn't see me(and I only went in the room far enough to see a naked ***), but whatever it was, I was impatient enough that I sent my two year old sister in there to get them.

I have never walked in on my parents but I remember asking my mother what it actually was at the age of 7. She told me all the disgusting things that go along with it. Everyone the next day at school knew that a male can grow.

Not if the two of you have a circus/clown fetish.