Anyway. Have you cnuts still not fiksed that fUcking oil leak yet?
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I just got back from my annual trip to the muslim surfing paradise of Sumatra and I thought a couple of fotos of me charging tropical loveliness might make a nice change from laffing at the infantile drivel and idiocy related to varus/Engerlands football players/world politics...
Anyway. Have you cnuts still not fiksed that fUcking oil leak yet?
Anyway. Have you cnuts still not fiksed that fUcking oil leak yet?
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Nifty. We just spent four days up in northern (lower penn.) Michigan along the lake. Considerably smaller waves but the water tastes better when you get it in your mouth.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
but the water tastes better when you get it in your mouth.
Your oil leak not made it that far yet then?
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
paulsol wrote:
Anyway. Have you cnuts still not fiksed that fUcking oil leak yet?
Why? Gulf surf blows.
paulsol wrote:
Your oil leak not made it that far yet then?
Into the Great Lakes? No. You'll probably see it off your shores before that happens.
Have fun with it!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
You're a fat as*
knoxxsouthy wrote:
You're a fat as*
I'm 5'11' and 170 pounds. I'm 45 and charging double overhead Indonesian barrels.
The only thing I can see you charging is your credit card for **** sites and second rate restaurants.
Unless you want to post some foto evidence of your manly surfing of those hurricane swells that you like to boast about every so often....
I wont hold my breath tho.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Paula,
You don't have to lie. I can see the gut in the pictures.
Nice waves though. I havn't been surfing since the last time I hit the obx about 2yrs ago. I can still run a mile in 5:30 flat though. If there's a good storm that hit's the east coast this season I'll take a few days off and catch some waves.
I would have loved to be back in corpus last week; I used to live for storms like that when they came through.
You don't have to lie. I can see the gut in the pictures.
Nice waves though. I havn't been surfing since the last time I hit the obx about 2yrs ago. I can still run a mile in 5:30 flat though. If there's a good storm that hit's the east coast this season I'll take a few days off and catch some waves.
I would have loved to be back in corpus last week; I used to live for storms like that when they came through.
And despite living for them, never had any pictures eh?
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Cut your f'ucking hair, hippy.
Nice pics.
Nice pics.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Xarus,
So now surfers that don't pose for the camera aren't real surfers? Surfing should be a spiritual experience between the surfer and mother nature. The only time someone should be taking pictures is if they're getting put in a magazine, getting paid for it. Last thing I want to be is a 45yr old trying to look cool for the camera while pretending i'm in better shape than I am. Kind of kills the whole point of it; watch the movie northshore and you'll get an idea how I feel about it. I've seen plenty of fat as* samoan surfers that can rip waves up. Thing is they know they're fat and don't give a sh*t.
On that note i'm going to shut down the office run a couple of miles and go swimming at the quarry.
Edited, Jul 6th 2010 5:58pm by knoxxsouthy
So now surfers that don't pose for the camera aren't real surfers? Surfing should be a spiritual experience between the surfer and mother nature. The only time someone should be taking pictures is if they're getting put in a magazine, getting paid for it. Last thing I want to be is a 45yr old trying to look cool for the camera while pretending i'm in better shape than I am. Kind of kills the whole point of it; watch the movie northshore and you'll get an idea how I feel about it. I've seen plenty of fat as* samoan surfers that can rip waves up. Thing is they know they're fat and don't give a sh*t.
On that note i'm going to shut down the office run a couple of miles and go swimming at the quarry.
Edited, Jul 6th 2010 5:58pm by knoxxsouthy
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So now surfers that don't pose for the camera aren't real surfers?
Of course considering you've admitted that you make **** up all the time here, it makes sense people ask for a picture.
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Who would someone spend the time traveling from Tennessee to Corpus Christi?
knoxxsouthy wrote:
Xarus,
So now surfers that don't pose for the camera aren't real surfers? Surfing should be a spiritual experience between the surfer and mother nature. The only time someone should be taking pictures is if they're getting put in a magazine, getting paid for it. Last thing I want to be is a 45yr old trying to look cool for the camera while pretending i'm in better shape than I am. Kind of kills the whole point of it; watch the movie northshore and you'll get an idea how I feel about it. I've seen plenty of fat as* samoan surfers that can rip waves up. Thing is they know they're fat and don't give a sh*t.
On that note i'm going to shut down the office run a couple of miles and go swimming at the quarry.
So now surfers that don't pose for the camera aren't real surfers? Surfing should be a spiritual experience between the surfer and mother nature. The only time someone should be taking pictures is if they're getting put in a magazine, getting paid for it. Last thing I want to be is a 45yr old trying to look cool for the camera while pretending i'm in better shape than I am. Kind of kills the whole point of it; watch the movie northshore and you'll get an idea how I feel about it. I've seen plenty of fat as* samoan surfers that can rip waves up. Thing is they know they're fat and don't give a sh*t.
On that note i'm going to shut down the office run a couple of miles and go swimming at the quarry.
Don't forget, you have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Usually it helps to have friends there to take pictures of you because as Alma once pointed out, nobody knows how to use zoom.
knoxxsouthy wrote:
On that note i'm going to shut down the office run a couple of miles and go swimming at the quarry.
/prayer
Dear Jesus,
Please release from slumber the Stephen King-esque beast at the bottom of the quarry.
Your pal,
Bijou
/prayer
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
paulsol wrote:
I just got back from my annual trip to the muslim surfing paradise of Sumatra and I thought a couple of fotos of me charging tropical loveliness might make a nice change from laffing at the infantile drivel and idiocy related to varus/Engerlands football players/world politics...
Quote:
Anyway. Have you cnuts still not fiksed that fUcking oil leak yet?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
paulsol wrote:
Dear Paulsol, I'd hit it.
As long as you kept your mouth shut. Akshully, how do you feel about a nice gag?
Hell, I'd f'uck him if he cut his hair.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Hell, I'd f'uck him if he cut his hair.
(get Catwho to post some pics for you to forum-drool over)
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
(get Catwho to post some pics for you to forum-drool over)
Do your own dirty work.
paulsol wrote:
knoxxsouthy wrote:
You're a fat as*
I'm 5'11' and 170 pounds. I'm 45 and charging double overhead Indonesian barrels.
The only thing I can see you charging is your credit card for **** sites and second rate restaurants.
Unless you want to post some foto evidence of your manly surfing of those hurricane swells that you like to boast about every so often....
I wont hold my breath tho.
Don't be harsh. He is part of your target audience, after all.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Elinda wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Hell, I'd f'uck him if he cut his hair.
this.
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