http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10656696
I really wish i was kidding.
Go House-style theories?
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Man dies watching Twilight.Follow
He got a 100% dose of pure fail from the movie, it was 99.9999999% more than his body could handle. It could have been avoided if he had hired a prostitute to constantly drain the toxins out of him during the movie.
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
"I'd rather die than watch this crap!"
Famous last words?
Famous last words?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Time to ban it.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Death from acute ******* implosion?
He was prolly a fat cnut who OD'd on fizzy crap and a bucket full of popcorn swimming in butter.
Good riddance.
Yeah yeah, I'm back from my holidays and wishin' I wasn't.
Good riddance.
Yeah yeah, I'm back from my holidays and wishin' I wasn't.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
That's what you get for watching Twilight.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
If no one debated with me, then I wouldn't post here anymore.
gbaji wrote:
I'm not getting my news from anywhere Joph.
The dude went into the twilight.
Love,
PunkFloyd
PunkFloyd
Paskil wrote:
I'm sayin'.
edit: well, so much for that.
Edited, Jul 6th 2010 11:46am by Aethien
I hope someone remembered to stake the body just in case.
Edited comment based on new evidence.
Edited, Jul 6th 2010 5:59am by Shaowstrike
Edited comment based on new evidence.
Edited, Jul 6th 2010 5:59am by Shaowstrike
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
Shaowstrike wrote:
Hey who reported the Blade picture?
It looks more like Paskil's premium ran out.
Edit: Yeah, I can view it as a direct link just fine.
Edited, Jul 6th 2010 3:59am by Poldaran
what's twilight?
I'm so glad I cancel cable after football season.
I'm so glad I cancel cable after football season.
knoxxsouthy wrote:
what's twilight?
I'm so glad I cancel cable after football season.
I'm so glad I cancel cable after football season.
Ash,
If you don't have cable how are you to know what sh*t movies are coming out?
If you don't have cable how are you to know what sh*t movies are coming out?
knoxxsouthy wrote:
Ash,
If you don't have cable how are you to know what sh*t movies are coming out?
If you don't have cable how are you to know what sh*t movies are coming out?
knoxxsouthy wrote:
Ash,
If you don't have cable how are you to know what sh*t movies are coming out?
If you don't have cable how are you to know what sh*t movies are coming out?
This thing you forget you are posting on called the internet.
Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
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Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
I didn't know that they never air movie trailers during football games on TV.
Sir Exodus wrote:
I didn't know that they never air movie trailers during football games on TV.
They probably just don't air trailers for movies that target 12 year old girls.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Shadowstrike,
You know I only frequent this site, espn, and my various bank accounts.
You know I only frequent this site, espn, and my various bank accounts.
Generally I'm watching more than one game at a time so as to skip as many commercials as humanly possible.
No I don't tivo because I like watching sh*t live.
Edited, Jul 6th 2010 12:01pm by knoxxsouthy
No I don't tivo because I like watching sh*t live.
Edited, Jul 6th 2010 12:01pm by knoxxsouthy
knoxxsouthy wrote:
Shadowstrike,
You know I only frequent this site, espn, and my various bank accounts.
You know I only frequent this site, espn, and my various bank accounts.
I knew you never looked at any source that gets cited here (or **** you link here yourself) for a counter argument! Now we have undeniable truth you pretty much spout from the bowels of your *** with no real knowledge of what you are talking about.
You heard it here first, folks.
knoxxsouthy wrote:
Shadowstrike,
You know I only frequent this site, espn, and my various bank accounts.
You know I only frequent this site, espn, and my various bank accounts.
Exodus,
You're just figuring this out? God you're slow.
Quote:
I knew you never looked at any source that gets cited here
You're just figuring this out? God you're slow.
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