You zany Ameh'cuns and your 4th July shenanigans!
Here in the motherland we don't dogmatically obey public holidays based on a constitution or a tradition of the Founding Fathers.
We Brits obey the holidays dictated to us by the institutionalised church and an hereditary Monarch.
Democracy Schmemocracy.
Srsly, hope you all had a wonderful Independence Day, avoided stuffing firecrackers up your children's fundaments and thanked whichever God you follow for your freedom.