Then she could be emotionally involved with a football team that gave a fuck about the World Cup.
Hannah: "Why did England let that man (Klose) run right by them."
Me: "I'm not sure, kiddo, they didn't mean to"
Hannah: "Does he run very fast"
Me: "Not really."
Hannah: "Why did the goalie let him kick the ball after it bounced"
Me: "No idea, probably on his mobile"
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What a half-German kid who plays soccer may look like.
He loves kicking the ball around; still working on the not-using-hands part but if this World cup is any indicator that might not matter.
He loves kicking the ball around; still working on the not-using-hands part but if this World cup is any indicator that might not matter.
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Then she could be emotionally involved with a football team that gave a **** about the World Cup
Yeah, in fairness though, they do need some sort of compensation for being German.
Unlike the French?
Why are there no women on the football teams, are they that much worse than the men?
Why are there no women on the football teams, are they that much worse than the men?
Jonwin wrote:
Unlike the French?
Why are there no women on the football teams, are they that much worse than the men?
Why are there no women on the football teams, are they that much worse than the men?
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Jonwin wrote:
Why are there no women on the football teams, are they that much worse than the men?
Women are a huge part of football.
The athletes will always need someone to cook/clean/care for them.
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