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#1 Jun 15 2010 at 2:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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An ailing American on a solo mission to kill Usama bin Laden was going for his "last hurrah" when he flew to Pakistan to hunt the master terrorist, but he was detained by Pakistani police before he found his prey.

Gary Brooks Faulkner, a 50-year-old construction contractor from Colorado, was picked up in a remote forest near the Pakistan/Afghanistan border carrying a pistol, a 40-inch sword and night-vision equipment, according to Pakistani police.

Though he never served in the military or had combat training, Faulkner is in "great shape" and has been trained in hapkido, a Korean martial art, his brother told FoxNews.com.

But Faulkner suffers from polycystic kidney disease that has left him with only 9 percent kidney function, and he requires dialysis treatments three times a week, his family said.

"Now that he's on dialysis he realized that this is going to be his last hurrah," said Dr. Scott Faulkner, an internist in Fort Morgan, Colo. "One way or the other he knew — if his kidneys failed him, he could die on the mountain, he could take a bullet, or he could get bin Laden."

He said his brother, an avid hunter, told friends and family he was seeking much bigger game in Pakistan.

That's kind of awesome. Except for the part where he got about fifty feet into his mission before being captured.

Edit: To be fair, he apparently made it to Chitral before being taken into custody, a remote place in the ***-end of Pakistan where some suspect bin Laden actually is hiding.

Edited, Jun 15th 2010 3:28pm by Jophiel
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#2 Jun 15 2010 at 2:32 PM Rating: Good
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I <3 deluded yanks who've seen too many movies.

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#3 Jun 15 2010 at 3:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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I <3 deluded yanks who've seen too many movies.

It's true. You'll never see a Brit closing in on a pension get up, strap on the penguin suit and grab a ruler to go all "Howard's End" on a terrorist.
#4 Jun 15 2010 at 3:16 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Lord Nobby wrote:
I <3 deluded yanks who've seen too many movies.

It's true. You'll never see a Brit closing in on a pension get up, strap on the penguin suit and grab a ruler to go all "Howard's End" on a terrorist.
Smiley: lol
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#5 Jun 15 2010 at 7:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Rate up for the lulz.

Honestly have to wonder about the sanity of some folks. "Gee, the entire fucking U.S. Armed Forces and Intellegence Services put together can't get this guy. Let ME do it."
#6 Jun 16 2010 at 5:38 AM Rating: Good
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But of course, one delusional untrained man has a much better chance of finding Osama than the entire US army put together.
#7 Jun 16 2010 at 7:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
But of course, one delusional untrained man has a much better chance of finding Osama than the entire US army put together.


You know what they say about an amateur fencer being the most dangerous opponent, because an expert can't predict what they'll do? Same applies here.

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