Mr TransoceanSozz
![Smiley: frown](http://zam.zamimg.com/i/smilies/frown.gif)
Mr Halliburton: Oops.
![Smiley: um](http://zam.zamimg.com/i/smilies/um.gif)
Mr Obama: Oy! BP. j00 must pay for dis!
Mr BP: OK. Will do
Mr Obama: If j00 don' pay, I is pwn joo!
![Smiley: mad](http://zam.zamimg.com/i/smilies/mad.gif)
Mr BP: OK. We'll pay for everything. I already said that.
Mr Obama: Think of the American fishermen!
Mr BP: We have. We've promised to pay every last cent.
Mr Obama: If j00 don' pay, I is pwn joo!
![Smiley: motz](http://zam.zamimg.com/i/smilies/motz.gif)
Mr BP: Erm. You mentioned that. Our subcontractors fUcked up, but we accept full responsibility and will pay for everything.
Mr Obama: Damn limeys!
Mr BP: Ahem, while reminding you that we take full responsibility and will pay up, Transocean who were operating the rig for us, is a US company.
Mr TransoceanAhem. We were American, but we shipped out to teh Cayman Islands in 1999 for tax purposes.
Mr BP: Ahem, while reminding you that we take full responsibility and will pay up, Halliburton were supposed to cap off the head just before it blew, and Halliburton is a US company.
Mr Halliburton: American? Us? Naw. We moved to Dubai a couple years back to avoid US taxes.
Mr BP: CrapShitfUck
Mr Obama: If j00 don' pay, I is pwn joo!
![Smiley: mad](http://zam.zamimg.com/i/smilies/mad.gif)
Mr BP:
![Smiley: facepalm](http://zam.zamimg.com/i/smilies/facepalm.gif)
I think that just about captures it. . .