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#1 Jun 08 2010 at 4:56 PM Rating: Good
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Diplomats in London and Washington have raised the stakes over Saturday's US-England World Cup clash by wagering a meal over the game's outcome.

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The bet was brokered in cables between aides to US Ambassador Louis Susman and UK Ambassador Sir Nigel Sheinwald.

"We will understand if you decline, given the outcome of the last such encounter," a US aide wrote, referring to the US defeat of England in 1950.

A UK aide said Sir Nigel took his steak like that win - "somewhat rare".

"Even for such an exceptionally optimistic nation as the United States, I am struck by the confidence with which your ambassador proposes this wager," Martin Longden, press secretary to Sir Nigel, wrote to Philip Breeden of the US embassy in London in an exchange first reported by Politico.com.

"It is testament, I assume, to the generosity of your great nation, since the British ambassador does not anticipate paying out."

"It is true that our soccer (a fine English word we have kindly preserved for you) history is not as long and illustrious as yours," Mr Breeden replied.

"However, as your generals noted during World War II, we have a unique capability for quickly identifying and advancing talent."

British embassy staff, their families and some US acquaintances will be watching the game on a big-screen television at the embassy in Washington.

Roughly one quarter of the embassy staff are American nationals, "so it should make for a lively crowd," an embassy official told the BBC.

"We're not doing anything more grand," the official said. "We'll leave that to the final."


Looks like Her Majesty's representatives in the colonies will be eating McD's next week then. Smiley: lol
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#2 Jun 08 2010 at 5:04 PM Rating: Excellent
I hope England win just for that "soccer" comment.

It's just not cricket. Why call (American) football, football? You don't even use your feet! Call it "handball". People would still confuse it with the real handball, but no one gives a **** about that sport.
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#3 Jun 08 2010 at 5:09 PM Rating: Good
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RedPhoenixxx wrote:
I hope England win just for that "soccer" comment.

It's just not cricket. Why call (American) football, football? You don't even use your feet! Call it "handball". People would still confuse it with the real handball, but no one gives a sh*t about that sport.


Being a east coast snob, I am also going to have to go with England on this. Americans have yet to learn proper English.
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#4 Jun 08 2010 at 5:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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ElneClare wrote:
Being a east coast snob, I am also going to have to go with England on this. Americans have yet to learn proper English Elnese.
Smiley: nod
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#5 Jun 08 2010 at 5:19 PM Rating: Good
It's true, no one cares about handball.
#6 Jun 08 2010 at 9:36 PM Rating: Excellent
ElneClare wrote:
Americans have yet to learn proper English.

On the up side we don't have to. If they can't speak American English chances are pretty good we don't give a f'uck what they're saying.
#7 Jun 08 2010 at 11:26 PM Rating: Decent
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ElneClare wrote:
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
I hope England win just for that "soccer" comment.

It's just not cricket. Why call (American) football, football? You don't even use your feet! Call it "handball". People would still confuse it with the real handball, but no one gives a sh*t about that sport.


Being a east coast snob, I am also going to have to go with England on this. Americans have yet to learn proper English.

Have you ever heard a Brit speak? They don't even know English.
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#8 Jun 12 2010 at 5:52 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm guessing a few here are already drinking in earnest for the game. Going to get a bottle when the stores open around here and enjoy the morning in preparation.
#9 Jun 12 2010 at 6:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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I have to make sure I'm home in time for this. At least language won't be an issue.
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#11 Jun 12 2010 at 12:39 PM Rating: Good
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Gerrard!
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#12 Jun 12 2010 at 1:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Well, instead of the typical GOAL!!!!! All I could think was: FUMBLE!!!!!!
#13 Jun 12 2010 at 1:25 PM Rating: Good
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Paskil wrote:
FUMBLE!!!!!!
word Smiley: glare
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#14 Jun 12 2010 at 2:25 PM Rating: Good
So it can end in a draw?
#15 Jun 12 2010 at 2:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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That was the most shameful goal scored in World Cup history, but it doesn't excuse the resulting inept performance by England.

Edited, Jun 12th 2010 3:44pm by Atomicflea
#16 Jun 12 2010 at 2:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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Also, that ref was smoking crack. Yellow card to a guy for getting karate chopped in the throat? And those offsides calls, oy!
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#18 Jun 12 2010 at 2:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's shameful to tie against a team that comes from a nation where "soccer" is what we send our kids to do when they're too slow, fragile or uncoordinated to play real sports.
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#19 Jun 12 2010 at 3:03 PM Rating: Good
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It's shameful to tie against a team that comes from a nation where "soccer" is what we send our kids to do when they're too slow, fragile or uncoordinated to play real sports.


It was pretty bad, yeah, but that's England for you. England's failure to win can't be blamed in any way on the skill of the American team which - well, in the second half they adopted what can be called a defensive strategy only because standing around gormlessly isn't generally considered to be one. The only good thing I can say is that on the few times they managed to blunder toward the England goal the strikers actually made pretty solid attempts at scoring. England could at least pass the ball without critical failure (most of the time), but it was a scrappy and thus rather boring match all around.

I can't wait to see Honduras play.

Edited, Jun 12th 2010 9:04pm by Kavekk
#20 Jun 12 2010 at 3:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hands down the American goalie was the mvp.
#21 Jun 12 2010 at 3:12 PM Rating: Good
Atomicflea wrote:
Hands down the American goalie was the mvp.
Relying on the goalie is not a good omen.
#22 Jun 12 2010 at 3:13 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
It's shameful to tie against a team that comes from a nation where "soccer" is what we send our kids to do when they're too slow, fragile or uncoordinated to play real sports.

Excuse me? Outside of soccer, only mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in.
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#23 Jun 12 2010 at 3:15 PM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
It's shameful to tie against a team that comes from a nation where "soccer" is what we send our kids to do when they're too slow, fragile or uncoordinated to play real sports.

Excuse me? Outside of soccer, only mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in.


It only looks like that, because it's all the special kids running around that make it look more exhausting.
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#24 Jun 12 2010 at 3:18 PM Rating: Good
Debalic wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
It's shameful to tie against a team that comes from a nation where "soccer" is what we send our kids to do when they're too slow, fragile or uncoordinated to play real sports.

Excuse me? Outside of soccer, only mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in.


It says something for German endurance, really.
#25 Jun 12 2010 at 3:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Hands down the American goalie was the mvp.
Relying on the goalie is not a good omen.
No, but it's a theme.
#26 Jun 12 2010 at 4:59 PM Rating: Good
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Thought this was fitting to shoehorn in here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMRMW1FXSHw&feature=player_embedded

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