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#27 Jun 02 2010 at 9:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Perfect!!! http://www.cafepress.com/+maternity_ts_touch_my_bellypunch_your_face,223603778


Good one! I like this one, too:

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#28 Jun 02 2010 at 9:37 AM Rating: Good
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I love that shirt, Sam.

I'm going to have to order it.
#29 Jun 02 2010 at 9:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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Wonder if it comes in any sassier colors. Black is like maternity mourning.

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#30 Jun 02 2010 at 9:51 AM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
Wonder if it comes in any sassier colors. Black is like maternity mourning.



Black is slimming which as a prego woman, I appreciated that.
#31 Jun 02 2010 at 9:57 AM Rating: Good
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Samira wrote:
Wonder if it comes in any sassier colors. Black is like maternity mourning.



Black is slimming which as a prego woman, I appreciated that.


Wait, what?? When?!!?
#32 Jun 02 2010 at 10:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Samira wrote:
Wonder if it comes in any sassier colors. Black is like maternity mourning.



Black is slimming which as a prego woman, I appreciated that.


You can't hide a barn by painting it black.

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#33 Jun 02 2010 at 10:36 AM Rating: Good
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Samira wrote:
Wonder if it comes in any sassier colors. Black is like maternity mourning.



Black is slimming which as a prego woman, I appreciated that.


Wait, what?? When?!!?


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#34 Jun 02 2010 at 11:05 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
When Mrs. Moe was preggers I asked to touch the tummy. I found that the hormone levels associated with cooking hell spawn had the effect of making even the most innocuous actions potentially war-worthy and many things that I take for granted in the non-reproductive state fell in to a category of "watch your ***, mister". One thing I pride myself in is momma didn't raise no dummy.


I never had an issue with the Mr touching my tummy (so long as he asked first). I figure he's the only adult who can get away with it and live to tell the tale. Anyone else was totally fair game for a major *** kicking. Fortunately all of my friends are respectful enough not to breech polite social protocol.
#35 Jun 02 2010 at 11:22 AM Rating: Good
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Who the **** has to ask their wife if they can touch their pregnant stomach? Do you also have to give permission to get hugs, or rub shoulders, holding hands? I'm sure kissing is out of the question entirely.

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#36 Jun 02 2010 at 11:52 AM Rating: Default
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Who the @#%^ has to ask their wife if they can touch their pregnant stomach? Do you also have to give permission to get hugs, or rub shoulders, holding hands? I'm sure kissing is out of the question entirely.


Have you ever been pregnant?

No?

Then shut the **** up. You have no idea what it's like. I get that you're a sexist ****, but seriously. Grow up.
#37 Jun 02 2010 at 12:29 PM Rating: Good
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Who cares if I've never been pregnant. My wife and I have a healthy enough relationship where casual physical contact is not something that needs permission. ****, the thing in there belongs to me too.
#38 Jun 02 2010 at 12:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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Okay, but her belly doesn't.

I'm not saying a husband *should* ask permission - that would depend on the couple. But I would say that neither answer is universally right or wrong.

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#39 Jun 02 2010 at 1:28 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
Okay, but her belly doesn't.

So then you agree the same thing should apply to hand holding, hugs and shoulder rubs. I hope I'm not the only one that thinks that sounds ridiculous.
#40 Jun 02 2010 at 1:33 PM Rating: Good
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I hope I'm not the only one that thinks that sounds ridiculous.
Nope, not at all.
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#41 Jun 02 2010 at 1:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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I think it depends on the couple.

I also think that pregnancy hormones affect every woman differently, and as I understand it, every pregnancy is different. So what works fine for one woman during one pregnancy might very well drive her crazy next time.

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#42 Jun 02 2010 at 1:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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Okay, but her belly doesn't.

So then you agree the same thing should apply to hand holding, hugs and shoulder rubs. I hope I'm not the only one that thinks that sounds ridiculous.


It can extend to that. Again, depends on the couple.

If I'm pissed off and tempermental and my husband thinks it's ok to walk up to me and start rubbing any part of my body that he wants, he's going to be in for a rude awakening. Your wife does not belong to you.
#43 Jun 02 2010 at 1:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
KTurner wrote:
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Okay, but her belly doesn't.

So then you agree the same thing should apply to hand holding, hugs and shoulder rubs. I hope I'm not the only one that thinks that sounds ridiculous.


It can extend to that. Again, depends on the couple.


Stop saying that. It doesn't depend on the couple, it depends on the woman. If it has anything to do with the couple it's that the couple shouldn't be together to begin with.

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If I'm pissed off and tempermental and my husband thinks it's ok to walk up to me and start rubbing any part of my body that he wants, he's going to be in for a rude awakening.
I never said that, even I realize there is a line that shouldnt be crossed without some form of consent.

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Stop making me out to be some pig. I care about and respect my wife more than I'd care to explain to a man-hating, feminist **** like yourself.

#44 Jun 02 2010 at 1:49 PM Rating: Good
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It doesn't depend on the couple, it depends on the woman.
It's not just the woman. If the guy is one of those ones that can't keep his hands off of her, then it's on him, not her.
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#45 Jun 02 2010 at 1:52 PM Rating: Decent
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Stop saying that. It doesn't depend on the couple, it depends on the woman. If it has anything to do with the couple it's that the couple shouldn't be together to begin with.


I'm sorry you're such a moron, you can't see beyond what you feel to be true, but it really does depend on the couple. If you need that explained to you, then you have much bigger problems then being a sexist.

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If I'm pissed off and tempermental and my husband thinks it's ok to walk up to me and start rubbing any part of my body that he wants, he's going to be in for a rude awakening.
I never said that, even I realize there is a line that shouldnt be crossed without some form of consent.


So let's see. My stomache, shoulders, and hands should be public domain as far as my marriage is concerned. Good to know. Thankfully, my husband's not a **** like you and actually respects me.

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Your wife does not belong to you.

Stop making me out to be some pig. I care about and respect my wife more than I'd care to explain to a man-hating, feminist @#%^ like yourself.


You are a pig. I don't have to make you out to be one, you do that just fine on your own.
#46 Jun 02 2010 at 1:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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Stop making me out to be some pig. I care about and respect my wife more than I'd care to explain to a man-hating, feminist @#%^ like yourself.

Intended or not, you're giving the audience the impression that you're the perfect husband in the ideal marriage with the epitome of wives. Now, whether you're arrogant enough to believe that or just some pig, you're being a douche bag. I don't know if your wife has ever been pregnant before or not, but if you're not fortunate enough to have experienced it please do us all a favor and come back after she gives birth to your first and apologize for being a gigantic douche bag. If she has, and you're fortunate enough to live a life of rose-smelling sh*t then you're a f'ucking liar so get bent.

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#47 Jun 02 2010 at 2:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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Looks like Belki Touched a Nerveâ„¢.

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#48 Jun 02 2010 at 2:34 PM Rating: Good
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So let's see. My stomache, shoulders, and hands should be public domain as far as my marriage is concerned. Good to know. Thankfully, my husband's not a @#%^ like you and actually respects me.


He didn't say that AT ALL.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but what I think he is saying is that most healthy relationships are developed on an emotional, intellectual, and physical level. If the relationship is one of those where contact such as hugging,holding hands, w/e is common, it is bizarre to throw that out the window for 4 odd months.

I will say, however, that some people don't realize the *********** of hormones that bombard a woman during pregnancy nor how every woman reacts differently to them. If a hypothetical wife was normally part of a very physically oriented couple and then suddenly turned into an ice queen because she has a bun in the oven then her husband would learn pretty quick, I'd hope.
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Samira wrote:
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Perfect!!! http://www.cafepress.com/+maternity_ts_touch_my_bellypunch_your_face,223603778


Good one! I like this one, too:

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I got my friend this one.
#50 Jun 02 2010 at 2:39 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
KTurner wrote:
Stop making me out to be some pig. I care about and respect my wife more than I'd care to explain to a man-hating, feminist @#%^ like yourself.

Intended or not, you're giving the audience the impression that you're the perfect husband in the ideal marriage with the epitome of wives. Now, whether you're arrogant enough to believe that or just some pig, you're being a douche bag.


A husband caring about his wife only happens in ideal marriage? What the @#%^ are you talking about? My marriage is not perfect. Does it have to be perfect for 2 people to actually like eachother's company and touch? Sounds like things are getting blown out of proportion. This is a discussion about a husband coming up to and rubbing/holding a wife's pregnant stomach without asking 'hey, honey do you mind if i touch your stomach?' Just doing it. I guess I take for granted common sense where you wouldn't do such a thing if the wife was just finished tearing you a new @#%^ for not taking the garbage out or something.

If your point is that I'm being a douchebag toward Belkira, then OK I'm comfortable with that.

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Yep.

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but what I think he is saying is that most healthy relationships are developed on an emotional, intellectual, and physical level. If the relationship is one of those where contact such as hugging,holding hands, w/e is common, it is bizarre to throw that out the window for 4 odd months.


Yeah, basically, though less ambiguous. I'm really surprised there are relationships out there that are considered healthy but these people still have a wall around them.

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I will say, however, that some people don't realize the cluster@#%^ of hormones that bombard a woman during pregnancy nor how every woman reacts differently to them. If a hypothetical wife was normally part of a very physically oriented couple and then suddenly turned into an ice queen because she has a bun in the oven then her husband would learn pretty quick, I'd hope.
True. And the next time my wife is pregnant she might end up more emotional and maybe she will freakout if i try to touch her, but honestly that is unimaginable to me.

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#51 Jun 02 2010 at 2:46 PM Rating: Good
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So let's see. My stomache, shoulders, and hands should be public domain as far as my marriage is concerned. Good to know. Thankfully, my husband's not a @#%^ like you and actually respects me.


He didn't say that AT ALL.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but what I think he is saying is that most healthy relationships are developed on an emotional, intellectual, and physical level. If the relationship is one of those where contact such as hugging,holding hands, w/e is common, it is bizarre to throw that out the window for 4 odd months.

I will say, however, that some people don't realize the cluster@#%^ of hormones that bombard a woman during pregnancy nor how every woman reacts differently to them. If a hypothetical wife was normally part of a very physically oriented couple and then suddenly turned into an ice queen because she has a bun in the oven then her husband would learn pretty quick, I'd hope.


What he said was that he shouldn't ever have to ask permission to hold his wife's hand, give her a hug, or rub her pregnant belly. Since you acknowledge that pregnancy ***** with a woman's hormones, I can easily see how she would be protective and sensitive about her stomache being touched, even with her husband. That doesn't mean she's suddenly an ice queen, just rather pissy about that. Again, it depends on the couple.
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