Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
Miley Cyrus must die?
Miley Cyrus may live.
Hannah Montana, on the other hand, is doomed.
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Miley Cyrus may live.
Hannah Montana, on the other hand, is doomed.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Speaking of deep throat, I learned a method how to lose your gag reflex and do that.
pics or it didn't happen.
Quite easy to explain actually.
Make a fist with your left hand, tuck your left thumb into your fist and squeeze that thumb tightly. Stick your right index finger down your throat (like you would do to make yourself vomit). If URDOINRITE no gag reflex and voila! Ray loves me more now.
Holy shit that actually worked. Oh, this is gonna me fun....
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Make a fist with your left hand, tuck your left thumb into your fist and squeeze that thumb tightly. Stick your right index finger down your throat (like you would do to make yourself vomit). If URDOINRITE no gag reflex and voila! Ray loves me more now.
Out of completely pure and innocent curiosity, if you're left handed do you have to use your right thumb?
Allegory wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Make a fist with your left hand, tuck your left thumb into your fist and squeeze that thumb tightly. Stick your right index finger down your throat (like you would do to make yourself vomit). If URDOINRITE no gag reflex and voila! Ray loves me more now.
Out of completely pure and innocent curiosity, if you're left handed do you have to use your right thumb?
If you're left handed you're gay and were therefore born with the innate ability to get things past your gag reflex.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Speaking of deep throat, I learned a method how to lose your gag reflex and do that.
pics or it didn't happen.
Quite easy to explain actually.
Make a fist with your left hand, tuck your left thumb into your fist and squeeze that thumb tightly. Stick your right index finger down your throat (like you would do to make yourself vomit). If URDOINRITE no gag reflex and voila! Ray loves me more now.
Also, I'll need to distract from the sag and stretch.
Bardalicious wrote:
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
Miley Cyrus must die?
Miley Cyrus may live.
Hannah Montana, on the other hand, is doomed.
I don't think a wig is an acceptable sacrifice.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Well, there goes my morning's productivity. I now have a mental image of Omega, Ambrya, Flea and ****** Bard nose deep in c'ock fur with balls resting on their necks.
Ambrya wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Speaking of deep throat, I learned a method how to lose your gag reflex and do that.
pics or it didn't happen.
Quite easy to explain actually.
Make a fist with your left hand, tuck your left thumb into your fist and squeeze that thumb tightly. Stick your right index finger down your throat (like you would do to make yourself vomit). If URDOINRITE no gag reflex and voila! Ray loves me more now.
Holy shit that actually worked. Oh, this is gonna me fun....
Let's just say that the first time I did that, if Ray could have sat up, applauded and sang hallelujah, he would have. But he remained flat on his back doing the last 2 things.
@Thumb: Go to your favorite free **** site and look up Heather Brooke. Now that is skill.
I forsee a Lindsay Lohan/Anna Paquin/Zac Efron sex tape leaking soon. You heard it here first.
I forsee a Lindsay Lohan/Anna Paquin/Zac Efron sex tape leaking soon. You heard it here first.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I am afraid any reply of mine might make this thread about BT's *****. And that isn't necessary today.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Well, there goes my morning's productivity. I now have a mental image of Omega, Ambrya, Flea and (sh*t) Bard nose deep in c'ock fur with balls resting on their necks.
a real pro can get the balls in there, too.
Guenny wrote:
Implying there is a time that might be necessary.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
If no one debated with me, then I wouldn't post here anymore.
gbaji wrote:
I'm not getting my news from anywhere Joph.
Holy crap: WTF is up with the quoting? The quote boxes are the same color as the page theme (tan EQ theme for me) in the gray thread background.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Holy crap: WTF is up with the quoting? The quote boxes are the same color as the page theme (tan EQ theme for me) in the gray thread background.
Why waste an opportunity to f'uck up a working style sheet?
lolgaxe wrote:
Elinda wrote:
I think she looks sun-baked.
More toasted imo.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
I wonder if she’s going to do the bestiality scenes. 
Debalic wrote:
Holy crap: WTF is up with the quoting? The quote boxes are the same color as the page theme (tan EQ theme for me) in the gray thread background.
Thought maybe that was just me. But it ain't.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Debalic wrote:
Holy crap: WTF is up with the quoting? The quote boxes are the same color as the page theme (tan EQ theme for me) in the gray thread background.
Thought maybe that was just me. But it ain't.
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You'll always be stupid, you'll just be stupid with more information in your brain
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Miley giving lapdances to her music video producer while other cast members film it on their camera phone is just one small step away from her headlining at Spearmint Rhino in five years. Obviously dear ol' Achy Breaky Dad doesn't give a sh*t about his daughter as long as that cash cow keep producing milk.
As for Selena, she's of Mexican descent, so her shelf life has a built-in expiration date. By the time she turns 20 she'll be as round as a bowling ball and poppin' out kids at a rate of one out of every ten months.
Totem
Edited, Jun 5th 2010 10:45am by Totem
As for Selena, she's of Mexican descent, so her shelf life has a built-in expiration date. By the time she turns 20 she'll be as round as a bowling ball and poppin' out kids at a rate of one out of every ten months.
Totem
Edited, Jun 5th 2010 10:45am by Totem
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