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#1 May 28 2010 at 5:18 PM Rating: Decent
The troubled celebrity, most known for his role in 'Diff'rent Strokes,' died Friday at 42
How many watched the show?

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=502820&GT1=28101
#2 May 28 2010 at 6:01 PM Rating: Good
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The best thing about that show was how all the child stars went on to meaningful and successful careers while still maintaining a stable and loving personal life.

Edited, May 28th 2010 8:02pm by Deathwysh
#3 May 28 2010 at 6:17 PM Rating: Good
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Whatchoo talking about, Talimon?

Ahh, latent racist script writing, precious.

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#4 May 28 2010 at 8:18 PM Rating: Good
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Deathwysh wrote:
The best thing about that show was how all the child stars went on to meaningful and successful careers while still maintaining a stable and loving personal life.

Edited, May 28th 2010 8:02pm by Deathwysh


Child stars are pretty much known for that.

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#5 May 28 2010 at 8:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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Shame his life was cut so short.

#6 May 28 2010 at 8:39 PM Rating: Excellent
I feel like he never quite measured up to expectations.
#7 May 28 2010 at 8:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Who else thinks they cut the life support to collect his life insurance in order to play off the rest of his bills?
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#8 May 28 2010 at 8:46 PM Rating: Good
So many possible thread titles and you go for factual? Bleh!
#9 May 28 2010 at 9:09 PM Rating: Good
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Who else thinks they cut the life support to collect his life insurance in order to play off the rest of his bills?

dunno, but if they might turn a profit if they can find a place that cremates by the pound.
#10 May 28 2010 at 10:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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I was going to post this but I figured someone else would post it shortly.
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#11 May 28 2010 at 10:56 PM Rating: Excellent
Shadowstrike wrote:
Who else thinks they cut the life support to collect his life insurance in order to play off the rest of his bills?


That's quite a low blow.
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#12 May 28 2010 at 11:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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You think they would risk getting short-changed?
#13 May 29 2010 at 12:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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You think they would risk getting short-changed?
Not if they can sell his organs on the black market.

/short jokes only?

Edited, May 29th 2010 2:17am by Lubriderm
#14 May 29 2010 at 6:20 AM Rating: Excellent
I wonder if midgets, with their tiny souls, get to go to real heaven of if there's a special little heaven where everyone gets to wear togas that actually fit properly. I know it's moot, because he was black, but I wonder, anyway.
#15 May 29 2010 at 12:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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Barkingturtle wrote:
I wonder if midgets, with their tiny souls, get to go to real heaven of if there's a special little heaven where everyone gets to wear togas that actually fit properly. I know it's moot, because he was black, but I wonder, anyway.

He's not going to Midget Heaven because he's black? Or he's not getting a toga because he's black?

I think very little of these assertions.

Edited, May 29th 2010 2:09pm by Debalic
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#16 May 29 2010 at 12:47 PM Rating: Excellent
May Gary Coleman rest in peace…four feet under the ground.
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#17 May 29 2010 at 1:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Davejohnsan the Silent wrote:
May Gary Coleman rest in peace…four feet under the ground.

there's still plenty of room in cemeteries where we don't have to start burying people vertical just yet.
#18 May 29 2010 at 6:11 PM Rating: Excellent
I just saw this in a locked thread elsewhere. I never watched him on TV, but seeing him and his wife in the local news every few months, it looked like he had a pretty troubled life. I don't know if his parents are good people or not, but his wife didn't seem like a very nice person. This whole thing is kinda sad...
#19 May 29 2010 at 11:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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We need a "Celebrity Death" thread. In addition to Gary Coleman, we just lost Dennis Hopper to prostate cancer. He was 74.
#20 May 30 2010 at 1:44 AM Rating: Good
Ninomori wrote:
We need a "Celebrity Death" thread. In addition to Gary Coleman, we just lost Dennis Hopper to prostate cancer. He was 74.
Karma. For those 'Retirement planning is cool, man.' commercials from a few years ago.
#21 May 30 2010 at 1:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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Karma. For those 'Retirement planning is cool, man.' commercials from a few years ago.


Retirement is for quitters.
#22 May 30 2010 at 9:54 PM Rating: Decent
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Sad. Now Penn and Teller are wrong about Gary Coleman destroying the world in 2012...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3INJFphyquE

And now "Bowser" from "Super Mario Bros. the Movie" is dead. Sad day indeed.
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