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#1 May 12 2010 at 1:15 PM Rating: Good
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Trying to decide if this is hilarious or horrible (because, y'know, doughnuts just aren't SWEET ENOUGH, darnit, so let's add candy and sugary breakfast cereal to them! And...bacon? Seriously?)

VooDoo Doughnuts


Only here in Portland, folks.

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Voodoo Doll
Raised yeast doughnut filled with raspberry jelly topped with chocolate frosting and a pretzel steak! (characteristics of Voodoo Dolls are all different)

Bacon Maple Bar
Raised yeast doughnut with maple frosting and bacon on top!

Portland Cream
Raised yeast doughnut filled with Bavarian cream with chocolate on the top and two eyeballs!

Captain my Captain
Raised yeast doughnut with vanilla frosting and Captain Crunch!

The Loop
Raised yeast doughnut with vanilla frosting and Fruit Loops!

Triple chocolate penetration
Chocolate cake doughnut with chocolate frosting and coco-puffs!

Diablos Rex
Chocolate cake doughnut with chocolate frosting, red sprinkles, vanilla pentagram and chocolate chips in the middle!

Mango Tango
Raised yeast doughnut filled with mango jelly and topped with vanilla frosting and tang!

Gay Bar
Raised yeast doughnut chocked full of lucious cream and all the colors of the rainbow!

Dirt doughnut
Raised yeast doughnut with vanilla frosting and Oreo’s!

Maple Blazer Blunt
It's a raised doughnut rolled into a blunt with maple frosting and red sprinkle ember, prices vary due to Blazer Mania!

Marshall Matters
Plain cake doughnut with vanilla frosting and mini M&M’s!

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****-N-Balls
****-n-balls shaped raised yeast doughnut triple filled with Bavarian cream and topped with chocolate frosting!

Old Dirty *******
Raised yeast doughnut with chocolate frosting, Oreo’s and peanut butter!

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Butterfingering
Chocolate cake doughnut with vanilla frosting and Butterfinger crumbles!

Dubble Bubble
Raised yeast doughnut with vanilla frosting, bubble gum dust and a piece of bubble gum!

Miami Vice Berry
Raised yeast doughnut with vanilla frosting, blue raspberry powder and pink sprinkles!

#2 May 12 2010 at 1:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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I read that as "Diabetes Rex".

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#3 May 12 2010 at 1:26 PM Rating: Good
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Anything+bacon
Awesome:1 (5.6%)
Awesomer:1 (5.6%)
Awesomest:11 (61.1%)
Diabetes and high Cholesterol are delicious:5 (27.8%)
Total:18

edit to add 4th

Edited, May 12th 2010 2:32pm by Xsarus
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#4 May 12 2010 at 1:27 PM Rating: Good
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I'm not trying to play into the cliche here but that bacon doughnut really does sound pretty good right now.
#5 May 12 2010 at 1:32 PM Rating: Good
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I swear that the guy on the left in the bottom picture in the link looks like Mr. Wint from Diamonds are Forever.
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#6 May 12 2010 at 1:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm bored with the "bacon is awesome" meme. How 2009.
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#7 May 12 2010 at 1:35 PM Rating: Excellent
Jophiel wrote:
I'm bored with the "bacon is awesome" meme. How 2009.

I'm bored with your negativity and feigned aloofness. How 2001.
#8 May 12 2010 at 1:41 PM Rating: Good
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I saw this place, or one just like it on the food network not too long ago. Overkill sells.

Molasses donuts are my fav.
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#9 May 12 2010 at 1:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Feigned nothing. My aloofness is all genuine.

I'm stricken by a terrible ennui.
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#10 May 12 2010 at 1:52 PM Rating: Good
Jophiel wrote:
Feigned nothing. My aloofness is all genuine.

As is the awesomeness of bacon. Don't fight it. The grease is like natural lube, so it won't hurt much.
#11 May 12 2010 at 2:07 PM Rating: Good
Shaowstrike wrote:
I swear that the guy on the left in the bottom picture in the link looks like Mr. Wint from Diamonds are Forever.


I had never heard of Mr Wint, had to Google it Smiley: laugh
#12 May 12 2010 at 2:10 PM Rating: Good
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Wint wrote:
Shaowstrike wrote:
I swear that the guy on the left in the bottom picture in the link looks like Mr. Wint from Diamonds are Forever.


I had never heard of Mr Wint, had to Google it Smiley: laugh


Oh the irony.
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#13 May 12 2010 at 2:12 PM Rating: Good
Are you stalking me?
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#15 May 12 2010 at 4:11 PM Rating: Good
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Gay Bar...
****-N-Balls...
Old Dirty *******...


really?

oh, alright.
#16 May 12 2010 at 4:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Christ. I couldn't even finish reading that. My gag reflex!
#17 May 12 2010 at 7:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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I heared that place named in a radio commercial this morning here on the other side o' the river, and I thought they were making it up. Huh.
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#18 May 12 2010 at 7:20 PM Rating: Good
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Christ. I couldn't even finish reading that. My gag reflex!


Oh, I do NOT miss that part of the pregnancy thing. I lost count of the number of times I made myself barf by triggering my gag reflex just brushing my teeth!
#19 May 12 2010 at 7:57 PM Rating: Good
Well, looks like someone didn't get that job at the cocktail bar they wanted.
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