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May you drink Mimosas for breakfast after sleeping in, stay in your PJs all day, get take out for dinner, and be treated like a Queen. Happy Mothers Day!
Happy Mudders day!
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Lady DSD wrote:
May you drink Mimosas for breakfast after sleeping in, stay in your PJs all day, get take out for dinner, and be treated like a Queen. Happy Mothers Day!
Oh, great. Now we're gonna have flipper babies!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Ditto. And may you get a steak and b--- errr, cunilingus for dinner.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Lady DSD wrote:
May you drink Mimosas for breakfast after sleeping in, stay in your PJs all day, get take out for dinner, and be treated like a Queen. Happy Mothers Day!
That sounds like every day for my wife. Except it's beer for breakfast (after sleeping till noon) and pizza for dinner.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Best mom tribute song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqzZUJN-jfI
No mimosas for me, and I was up at 5 a.m. for work. But I'm home now and I intend to be nice and lazy. There will be wine later. Oh, and I got new earrings, yay!
My es and daughter's in-laws were making it hard on my daughter to do what she wanted for me today, so I called her sister and made plans for just Jonwin, my 2 daughters and me to go to dinner. We're going to pick them up and go to Chipotle so I can pig out on tortilla chips and guacamole
My Ex was ranting to my daughter's in-laws about, how I had the lawyers put that Mother's day is only for me, and not Her(him), in our divorce agreement. It's just that they would like to be able to celebrate father's day, but my Ex refuses to allow them to acknowledge that they have one and tries to convince folks that she is their mom.
No use trying to tell her to shut the hell up either, my Ex can't imagine that she could be wrong about anything. Maybe being from San Diego Co. has something to do with it.
My Ex was ranting to my daughter's in-laws about, how I had the lawyers put that Mother's day is only for me, and not Her(him), in our divorce agreement. It's just that they would like to be able to celebrate father's day, but my Ex refuses to allow them to acknowledge that they have one and tries to convince folks that she is their mom.
No use trying to tell her to shut the hell up either, my Ex can't imagine that she could be wrong about anything. Maybe being from San Diego Co. has something to do with it.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Happy Mudders day!
Agreed!
A round of Mudder's Milk for everybody!!
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
ElneClare wrote:
My es and daughter's in-laws were making it hard on my daughter to do what she wanted for me today, so I called her sister and made plans for just Jonwin, my 2 daughters and me to go to dinner. We're going to pick them up and go to Chipotle so I can pig out on tortilla chips and guacamole
My Ex was ranting to my daughter's in-laws about, how I had the lawyers put that Mother's day is only for me, and not Her(him), in our divorce agreement. It's just that they would like to be able to celebrate father's day, but my Ex refuses to allow them to acknowledge that they have one and tries to convince folks that she is their mom.
No use trying to tell her to shut the hell up either, my Ex can't imagine that she could be wrong about anything. Maybe being from San Diego Co. has something to do with it.
My Ex was ranting to my daughter's in-laws about, how I had the lawyers put that Mother's day is only for me, and not Her(him), in our divorce agreement. It's just that they would like to be able to celebrate father's day, but my Ex refuses to allow them to acknowledge that they have one and tries to convince folks that she is their mom.
No use trying to tell her to shut the hell up either, my Ex can't imagine that she could be wrong about anything. Maybe being from San Diego Co. has something to do with it.
Whiskey
Tango
Foxtrot
That's pretty messed up right there.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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