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#1 May 07 2010 at 5:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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Just a little fun for your Friday morning:
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Updated: Thursday, 06 May 2010, 9:36 PM EDT
Published : Thursday, 06 May 2010, 9:36 PM EDT

Barry Kriger
NORTHAMPTON, Mass. (WWLP) - Police say they checked the victim's ID. Northampton police issued a traffic citation this week to a driver whose car hit Lord Jesus Christ.

It happened Tuesday on Main Street in front of Fitzwilly's.

Lt. Michael Patenaude told 22News 50-year old Lord Jesus Christ of Belchertown was struck as he crossed Main Street a little after 3:30 p.m. Tuesday.

20-year old Brittany Cantarella of Pittsfield was cited for failure to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

Lord Jesus Christ was treated for facial injuries at Cooley ********* Hospital.

Lt. Patenaude said Lord Jesus Christ had a Massachusetts Registry of Motor Vehicles identification card.

http://www.wwlp.com/dpp/news/local/lord-jesus-christ-hit-by-car


Happy Friday, all!
#2 May 07 2010 at 6:46 AM Rating: Decent
The Devil made her do it!
#3 May 07 2010 at 5:46 PM Rating: Good
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I would think that He should have seen that coming.
#4 May 07 2010 at 11:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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Now everyone is just waiting for the second hit and running of Christ.
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