UK General Election 101Follow

Obama has just phoned Dave Cameron.

My assumed take on the conversation:

Barak: Y'all mah beotch now honky!

Apparently SKY News are only allowed to film Adam Boulton from the waist up because of his huge *****.

Not even enough room for the second G in his name, that's the coalition over and done with then :p

It's a great feeling, isn't it? Apart from Cameron and his minions being in power, that is.



It's pretty bad. Only a sixth of all MPs are women. Probably because, for some reason, their parties seem to put them in no chance seats. I wonder why that could be?



If we only had the Labour Pary in charge, eh? They're socialist through and through.

Apart from, you know, raising university fees, privatising schools, PPPing on the tube, deregulating the city, increasing military spending, granting and tolerating unlawful and repressive police powers, effectively removing the right to protest and so on and so on. And it's not as if they needed to do these things to get into power or anything, seeing as NL's manifesto actually promised not to do several of them.

Don't get me wrong, the coalition will probably be worse, unless it's paralysed by indecision, but you know that pain in your hands when you put a cross in the labour box? That's not arthritis, man - well, not just arthritis - it's the feeling of it sticking in your socialist joints.

Let's face it, there's been a drift from left to right in Britain for some time now.

Now, I can guess your response is going to be something like:



Yeah? I don't care. I don't play by your rules, old man!

Edited, May 14th 2010 2:25am by Kavekk