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#1 May 04 2010 at 4:38 PM Rating: Good
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...I guess he must have, since he's now taken over the money-scamming racket.

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How are you? Am very sorry for you my friend, is a pity that this is how your life is going to end as soon as you don't comply. As you can see there is no need of introducing myself to you because I don't have any business with you, my duty as I am mailing you now is just to KILL/ASSASSINATE you and I have to do it as I have already been paid for that. Someone you call a friend wants you Dead by all means, and the person have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to us and told me that he want you dead and he provided us with your name ,picture and other necessary information's we needed about you. So I sent my boys to track you down and they have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation on you, and they have done that but I told them not to kill you that I will like to contact you and see if your life is Important to you or not since their findings shows that you are innocent. I called my client back and ask him of you email address which I didn't tell him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and I am using it to contact you now. As I am writing to you now my men are monitoring you and they are telling me everything about you. Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? As someone has paid us to kill you. Get back to me now if you are ready to pay some fees to spare your life, If you are not ready for my help, then I will carry on with my job straight-up. WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELL ANYONE BECAUSE I WILL KNOW. REMEMBER, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL WANTS YOU DEAD! I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, IN CASE I NOTICE SOMETHING FUNNY. DO NOT COME OUT ONCE IT IS 7:30PM UNTIL I MAKE OUT TIME TO SEE YOU AND GIVE YOU THE TAPE OF MY DISCUSSION WITH THE PERSON WHO WANT YOU DEAD AFTER YOU HAVE COMPLIED WITH MY DEMANDS, AND THEN YOU CAN USE IT TO TAKE ANY LEGAL ACTION. GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR URGENT RESPONSE!!
#2 May 04 2010 at 4:56 PM Rating: Good
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That's kinda freaky...
#3 May 04 2010 at 5:05 PM Rating: Good
Hm.

Mind posting the e-mail address this is from?
#4 May 04 2010 at 5:07 PM Rating: Good
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MDenham wrote:
Hm.

Mind posting the e-mail address this is from?


Supr_Killa_Assasin_Frum_Yr_Frend0193@hotmail.com

Edited, May 4th 2010 7:08pm by TirithRR
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#5 May 04 2010 at 5:09 PM Rating: Good
TirithRR the Eccentric wrote:
MDenham wrote:
Hm.

Mind posting the e-mail address this is from?


Supr_Killa_Assasin_Frum_Yr_Frend0193@hotmail.com

Edited, May 4th 2010 7:08pm by TirithRR
Hurr hurr.

Or have you actually gotten this mail yourself?
#6 May 04 2010 at 5:11 PM Rating: Good
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MDenham wrote:
TirithRR the Eccentric wrote:
MDenham wrote:
Hm.

Mind posting the e-mail address this is from?


Supr_Killa_Assasin_Frum_Yr_Frend0193@hotmail.com

Edited, May 4th 2010 7:08pm by TirithRR
Hurr hurr.

Or have you actually gotten this mail yourself?


No, it was a crude attempt at a joke.

But I'd bet it's probably a hotmail/yahoo account.
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#7 May 04 2010 at 5:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Man, I checked my spam folder and all I have is offers for REPL1CA WATCHE$ and various prescription drugs from Russia.

What a gyp.

Edited, May 4th 2010 6:17pm by Jophiel
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#8 May 04 2010 at 5:56 PM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
Man, I checked my spam folder and all I have is offers for REPL1CA WATCHE$ and various prescription drugs from Russia.

What a gyp.


That's because he's too busy with ambrya at the moment. He'll come to kill you when one of your friends asks him.
#9 May 04 2010 at 7:05 PM Rating: Good
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MDenham wrote:
Hm.

Mind posting the e-mail address this is from?


I didn't get it, a friend got it today and posted it to her LJ. I just borrowed it.

Snopes has an entry on it, too, so I guess it's been around a while, but this is the first I've seen of it.
#10 May 05 2010 at 2:02 PM Rating: Decent
I got one today, not this one, but it still made me giggle in a couple of spots.

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Dear christ in the Jesus

I have a large sum of 30.000.000USD to be donating to a Christian disciple of Christ, for that I cannot give it to an evil. I must donate this large sum before three months time, as the doctors say I won't last due to my cancer problem. But what worries me the most is my stroke.


Then it went on into the usual needing a bank account number and how her son is too satanic to leave the money to.
#11 May 05 2010 at 4:07 PM Rating: Decent
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But what worries me the most is my stroke.


I suck at golf too. I feel their pain.
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But what worries me the most is my stroke.


I suck at golf too. I feel their pain.

Dude, she was totally talking about her breast stroke Smiley: rolleyes
#13 May 06 2010 at 4:50 PM Rating: Good
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Lady DSD wrote:
Dude, she was totally talking about her breast stroke Smiley: rolleyes


So... does that mean that one is going to be lopsided or hanging lower than the other now?
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