Jophiel wrote:
RDM seemed to be laboring under the impression that monkeys have boobs.
Well, there's a bartender at my favorite bar. Her nickname is monkey...
Edited, May 4th 2010 12:54pm by BrownDuck
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Well, there's a bartender at my favorite bar. Her nickname is monkey...
Edited, May 4th 2010 12:54pm by BrownDuck
Big boobed female humans evolved because it helped secure a mate?? ...prolly blonde hair too.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
The idea that tits aren't inherently sexual is a propaganda piece put forth by feminists and is as much bullsh;t as most of the rest of the things they say.
Nearly all the places I vacation, the women sunbathe and swim topless. They're often with their kiddy-blinkies and nobody bats an eyelid.
Sure they're nice to look at, and when the future-ex Mrs Nobby gets out the puppies, I know blokes are going to enjoy an eyeful, but it doesn't bother me, her or anyone else. (Apart from the husbands of flat-chested wimminz who get accused of staring).
Bewbs are awesome, natural, sexually attractive, and make any beach or pool look prettier. Pfft.
Sure they're nice to look at, and when the future-ex Mrs Nobby gets out the puppies, I know blokes are going to enjoy an eyeful, but it doesn't bother me, her or anyone else. (Apart from the husbands of flat-chested wimminz who get accused of staring).
Bewbs are awesome, natural, sexually attractive, and make any beach or pool look prettier. Pfft.
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His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
The idea that tits aren't inherently sexual is a propaganda piece put forth by feminists and is as much bullsh;t as most of the rest of the things they say.
I can't find any modern-day evidence supporting this though.
Moe what is your definition of a feminist?
Edited, May 4th 2010 9:29pm by Elinda
Alma wrote:
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Elinda wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
The idea that tits aren't inherently sexual is a propaganda piece put forth by feminists and is as much bullsh;t as most of the rest of the things they say.
I can't find any modern-day evidence supporting this though.
It may have been true in antiquity, but modern medicine has eliminated much of natural selection and would therefore negate that potential draw.
Elinda wrote:
Moe what is your definition of a feminist?
Watch PCU.
Elinda wrote:
My hypothesis is that breast-size was somehow related to the number of children born and/or to survive to adulthood. There has to be something, most likely something physiological, that originally made the species favor larger ********
I can't find any modern-day evidence supporting this though.
I can't find any modern-day evidence supporting this though.
As I already quoted:
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Theories range from the belief that breasts serve as signaling devices announcing fertility and fat deposits sufficient to withstand the rigors of pregnancy and breastfeeding to "genital echo theory": females developed pendulous breasts around the time hominids began walking upright in order to provoke the excitation males formerly felt when gazing at the fatty deposits on the buttocks.
Theorists supporting genital echo theory have noted that swellings like those of chimpanzees and bonobos would interfere with locomotion in a bi-pedal primate, so when our distant ancestors began walking upright, they reason that some of the female's fertility signaling moved from the rear office, as it were, to the front showroom. In a bit of historical ping-pong, the dictates of fashion have moved the swelling back and forth over the centuries with high heels, Victorian bustles, and other derrière enhancements.
Theorists supporting genital echo theory have noted that swellings like those of chimpanzees and bonobos would interfere with locomotion in a bi-pedal primate, so when our distant ancestors began walking upright, they reason that some of the female's fertility signaling moved from the rear office, as it were, to the front showroom. In a bit of historical ping-pong, the dictates of fashion have moved the swelling back and forth over the centuries with high heels, Victorian bustles, and other derrière enhancements.
Both theories are presented, but I find the explanation behind the latter more plausible.
I realize most men are attracted to bewbs. I've just never understood it. They're just big lumps of fat. Yum.
Assassin Nadenu wrote:
I realize most men are attracted to bewbs. I've just never understood it. They're just big lumps of fat. Yum.
so is bacon.
Dunno if anyone mentioned this already (tl;dr) but in "The Naked Ape", Desmond Wilcox surmised that it's a sexual stimulant based on humans' transition to mating face to face.
When mating like other primates and apes, pert round buttocks are the visual frame to the *******. When we moved to face to face rumpy-pumpy, bewbs evoke the roundness of the **** baggage. (I paraphrase).
That was his line in the late '60s and was widely accepted.
When mating like other primates and apes, pert round buttocks are the visual frame to the *******. When we moved to face to face rumpy-pumpy, bewbs evoke the roundness of the **** baggage. (I paraphrase).
That was his line in the late '60s and was widely accepted.
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Bardalicious wrote:
Assassin Nadenu wrote:
I realize most men are attracted to bewbs. I've just never understood it. They're just big lumps of fat. Yum.
so is bacon.
What the hell kind of bacon are you eating??
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Moe what is your definition of a feminist?
Watch PCU.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Huh, if we all pooled our resources we could buy the domain youboob!
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Huh, if we all pooled our resources we could buy the domain youboob!
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Just sayin...
All of this discussion conveniently ignores the fact that the vast majority of those women parading in Maine have no business going topless in public. I think a case could easily be made they have no business going topless in private either, but I'm willing to concede that sometimes the bra needs to come off to wash off that froumda cheese seeping from the back fat rolls. Nobody likes a smelly roll of back fat, yes?
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Totem wrote:
All of this discussion conveniently ignores the fact that the vast majority of those women parading in Maine have no business going topless in public. I think a case could easily be made they have no business going topless in private either, but I'm willing to concede that sometimes the bra needs to come off to wash off that froumda cheese seeping from the back fat rolls. Nobody likes a smelly roll of back fat, yes?
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Alma wrote:
I lost my post
I'm a fan of boobs, but have always found cleavage inherently sexier. The reality never quite being as good as the fantasy & all.
That being said, they're just boobs.
That being said, they're just boobs.
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Omegavegeta wrote:
The reality never quite being as good as the fantasy & all.
I find boobs much more universally saliva-inducing than bacon, so this fits for me...
BECAUSE IT'S BOOBS!
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Omegavegeta wrote:
The reality never quite being as good as the fantasy & all.
I find boobs much more universally saliva-inducing than bacon, so this fits for me...
BECAUSE IT'S BOOBS!
Personally, i think it would look (and smell) more appetizing if the bacon were cooked.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Omegavegeta wrote:
The reality never quite being as good as the fantasy & all.
I find boobs much more universally saliva-inducing than bacon, so this fits for me...
BECAUSE IT'S BOOBS!
Personally, i think it would look (and smell) more appetizing if the bacon were cooked.
Have a hotty tan in one.
???
Profit.
???
Profit.
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There's also the incorrect notion that bigger boobs = more milk for your offspring. That could be a partial factor in their evolution. I know a few guys that big boobs look "like they could hold a lot of milk".
Deadbeet wrote:
There's also the incorrect notion that bigger boobs = more milk for your offspring. That could be a partial factor in their evolution. I know a few guys that big boobs look "like they could hold a lot of milk".
Ah, good old reverse-Darwinism. Ignorance furthering humanity's evolution. Sounds like this is the winning theory.
Maybe it'll fade out like "child-bearing hips" did.
Maybe it's because I don't have a daughter, or a wife that would slap me for staring at them but at what point does a man become old enough that telling women to keep their shirts on seem like a good idea?
Argument of weird shaped and sagging tits aside, t'its are f'ucking wonderful.
Edited, May 5th 2010 7:54pm by bodhisattva
Argument of weird shaped and sagging tits aside, t'its are f'ucking wonderful.
Edited, May 5th 2010 7:54pm by bodhisattva
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