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#1 May 03 2010 at 4:38 AM Rating: Good
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Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's ****** after his death, it has been reported.

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.


I hope his drunkeness made it so that he didn't eel any pain.
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#2 May 03 2010 at 5:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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Awesome prank guys! Smiley: thumbsdown
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#3 May 03 2010 at 6:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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Oh... OH GOD.
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Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels


UGH!
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#4 May 03 2010 at 6:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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It seems that Lemmiwinks challenged the Mighty Aneel and lost.
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#5 May 03 2010 at 7:53 AM Rating: Good
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Yeah, those guys who did that totally lose their straight card, especially once they're in prison.
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#6 May 03 2010 at 8:02 AM Rating: Decent
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Yeah, those guys who did that totally lose their straight card, especially once they're in prison.


How do you think the eel, feels?
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#7 May 03 2010 at 8:10 AM Rating: Good
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Do you think an eel enjoys slithering up a butt or do you think they only enter kicking and screaming?

People are so strange.
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#8 May 03 2010 at 8:23 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
Do you think an eel enjoys slithering up a butt or do you think they only enter kicking and screaming?

People are so strange.


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#9 May 03 2010 at 8:39 AM Rating: Decent
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I assumed it was from those freaks in Japan and was somewhat surprised to see it was China.
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#10 May 03 2010 at 9:18 AM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
I assumed it was from those freaks in Japan and was somewhat surprised to see it was China.


It's still Asia... They're all a little weird over there, but Japan definitely takes the cake.
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#11 May 03 2010 at 4:20 PM Rating: Good
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I saw this story yesterday and spent a bit of time tring to post about it. Trying to find a link to it that didnt come from a dodgy japanese **** site was just too hard.

Apparently, shoving eels up your bum isn't that uncommon in Japan!
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#12 May 04 2010 at 1:56 PM Rating: Good
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paulsol wrote:
Apparently, shoving eels up your bum isn't that uncommon in Japan!

Apparently it's not that uncommon in OOT either. They love their bum serpents over there.
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#13 May 05 2010 at 10:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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Omegavegeta wrote:
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Yeah, those guys who did that totally lose their straight card, especially once they're in prison.


How do you think the eel, feels?


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Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.


Full?
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#14 May 05 2010 at 10:49 AM Rating: Good
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Doug, Averter of the Apocalypse wrote:
Omegavegeta wrote:
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Yeah, those guys who did that totally lose their straight card, especially once they're in prison.


How do you think the eel, feels?


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Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.


Full?

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