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#1 Apr 28 2010 at 4:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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Today, Gordon Brown was faced with an (originally) sympathetic supporter who then went on to (I paraphrase) rant about foreigners coming over and taking our jobs.

He remained courteous and smiley, but left his lapel mic on when he got into his car and complained that the conversation had been a disaster and called her "A bigoted woman"

The media have ranted, he phoned her to apologise, then went to her home, spending 40 minutes 1 on 1 to apologise.

Oops! More evidence that even if some of us think he's strong on policy, he's fUcking useless with members of the public.

I won't link - just go to news.bbc.co.uk and you'll get the stuff.

Satirist Armando Iannucci (who wrote and produced "In the loop" and famously got an OJ Simpson confession ) posted this counterblast Smiley: lol
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#2 Apr 28 2010 at 5:44 PM Rating: Decent
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Did he at least take her out for a pint? That's how our fearless leader handles disputes.
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#3 Apr 29 2010 at 3:52 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm from Rochdale as it happens, she probably is a racist bigot.
#4 Apr 29 2010 at 5:12 AM Rating: Excellent
Meh, Malcom Tucker would've handled it better:

"What a gigantic load of ********* Gordon said "sort of big-hearted", not "sort of bigoted". Those Q-tips are for your ******* ears, not your putrid fcking ***. If you don't publish a full-page frontal refraction on your printed toilet paper, I'll make sure you spend the next 5 years wiping the **** off the windows of Amsterdam's seediest, most AIDS-riddled, ******* ****-peep-show, you putrid ******* waste of space."
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#5 Apr 29 2010 at 12:46 PM Rating: Good
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RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Meh, Malcom Tucker would've handled it better:

"What a gigantic load of ********* Gordon said "sort of big-hearted", not "sort of bigoted". Those Q-tips are for your @#%^ing ears, not your putrid fcking ***. If you don't publish a full-page frontal refraction on your printed toilet paper, I'll make sure you spend the next 5 years wiping the **** off the windows of Amsterdam's seediest, most AIDS-riddled, @#%^ing ****-peep-show, you putrid @#%^ing waste of space."


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#6 Apr 29 2010 at 2:00 PM Rating: Decent
Well, I can't say he was all wrong about it. Still, not a smart thing to do, forget you're wearing a microphone that is.
#7 Apr 29 2010 at 4:44 PM Rating: Good
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Gordon Brown acting like...Gordon Brown. Alas. Blair would have serviced her cunnilingly for three hours securing not only her support, but her volunteering for him for the rest of the campaign.

I submit this explains Maggie Beckett.
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#8 Apr 29 2010 at 4:49 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
Gordon Brown acting like...Gordon Brown. Alas. Blair would have serviced her cunnilingly for three hours securing not only her support, but her volunteering for him for the rest of the campaign.

I submit this explains Maggie Beckett.
I'm genuinely surprised he didn't drop the 'F' bomb.

And c'mon smash. Nothing explains La Beckett.
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#9 Apr 30 2010 at 3:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:
Gordon Brown acting like...Gordon Brown. Alas. Blair would have serviced her cunnilingly for three hours securing not only her support, but her volunteering for him for the rest of the campaign.

I submit this explains Maggie Beckett.
I'm genuinely surprised he didn't drop the 'F' bomb.


What people seem to forget is that he said "sort of bigoted". As insults go, that's pretty moderate. It's a qualified put-down. She wasn't completely bigoted, only "sort of". Like when you say "Oh, that guy, he's a bit of a prick". He's not a complete prick. Just a bit. He has facets reminiscent of prickness. He shares certain characteristics with the prick, but not all. Some characteristics he shares with other bodily organs, like ears or nostrils. It's not so much an insult, as an attempt to delineate the situation.

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And c'mon smash. Nothing explains La Beckett.


My money is still on her being the ******* child of Dracula and Margaret Thatcher.
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