I dropped off for a bit there because the tiny terrorist in my tummy dictated that trying to read/type on my phone would make me want to ralph and the only activity Its Majesty wouldtolerate is constant, borderline narcoleptic napping.
Now that I am into week 13 the pollen count is so %$#@! high that I am STILL sleepy and tired, except now I have a wicked headache behind one eye to go with it. Thank God I can look forward to joining mommy blog communities and being alert enough to tweet while my kid falls in a pool.
Also, fuck all you awake bastards. I wish you were all tamales.
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When's the naked photo shoot?
Atomicflea is wondering if she should save her drowning kid. Man, it's gotta be a Monday right? LOL!!!
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Actually, I feel for you. Mrs. Moe spent 7 puking her guts out with 2.1. They put her on anti-nausea meds and even those didn't do the trick. It was a miserable f'ucking existence and I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Up side: it'll be over in about 6 months. I still say you should shoot for an 110110 birthday.
Up side: it'll be over in about 6 months. I still say you should shoot for an 110110 birthday.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
When's the naked photo shoot?
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What? Am I the only one who watches Dirty Jobs re-runs?
Edited, Apr 28th 2010 12:41pm by MoebiusLord
What? Am I the only one who watches Dirty Jobs re-runs?
Edited, Apr 28th 2010 12:41pm by MoebiusLord
Jophiel wrote:
Atomicflea is wondering if she should save her drowning kid. Man, it's gotta be a Monday right? LOL!!!
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I don't think it's quite fair to say she tweeted while her kid was drowning. It does seem odd, though, that the first group she'd reach out to for support while paramedics strove to save her kid was online.
Maybe I'm just olde.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
She tweeted about something else from her backyard right before her other son found him and she called the ambulance. While they worked on him, she hit up her tweeps for support & prayers.
Moar twitter followers = moar prayers
Moar twitter followers = moar prayers
Stands to reason!
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
My Mom was offered anti-emetics for morning sickness when she was expecting my older brother, but declined. She wasn't convinced that Thalidomide was proven to be safe.
Pity. Woulda been cool to have a big bro with flippers.
Pity. Woulda been cool to have a big bro with flippers.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Lord Nobby wrote:
My Mom was offered anti-emetics for morning sickness when she was expecting my older brother, but declined. She wasn't convinced that Thalidomide was proven to be safe.
Pity. Woulda been cool to have a big bro with flippers.
Pity. Woulda been cool to have a big bro with flippers.
You TOTALLY could have been related to Bobby Deniro!
Or been the normal sibling in Geek Love.
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Samira wrote:
Or been the normal sibling in Geek Love.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Atomicflea wrote:
Also, fuck all you awake bastards. I wish you were all tamales.
My first baby-doc told me, get as much sleep as you can now, cuz you'll be lacking for the next 18 years. She was right. I enjoy my uninterrupted, relatively worry-free, long duration sleeps more than about anything since being done parenting:)
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I lost my post
When I take over the planet, pollen will be outlawed. **** those Bees. We'll replace them all with genetically modified harpy eagles.
So, growing a soccer player then eh?
So, growing a soccer player then eh?
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Pollen Desensitisation shots. They work.
Elinda wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Also, fuck all you awake bastards. I wish you were all tamales.
Actually, that's not accurate. Every pregnancy is different, and it has absolutely nothing to do with how many pregnancies you have gone through. My third pregnancy kicked my *** harder than my first and second combined. You just never know how it will affect you and past experience tells you nothing.
Flea, while I'd like to say I'm sorry to hear you're feeling shitty, in reality I'm happy you are. For one thing it means your body is doing what it should be, working hard to make that little polovian bebe. For another, I can officially welcome you to the club. Think of this as part of your hazing
BTW if Joph starts being an *** and even thinks of mocking you for your lethargy, just smile and remind him that today you created a finger/toe/eye/heart/lungs....today. Then sweetly ask him what he did.
I did read somewhere that morning sickness is a moderate predictor of the baby's intelligence.
Congratulations! You're not only nauseous, you're also gestating a smartass.
Congratulations! You're not only nauseous, you're also gestating a smartass.
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Lady DSD wrote:
BTW if Joph starts being an *** and even thinks of mocking you for your lethargy, just smile and remind him that today you created a finger/toe/eye/heart/lungs....today. Then sweetly ask him what he did.
Got my *** out of bed, for one.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Lady DSD wrote:
BTW if Joph starts being an *** and even thinks of mocking you for your lethargy, just smile and remind him that today you created a finger/toe/eye/heart/lungs....today. Then sweetly ask him what he did.
Got my *** out of bed, for one.
You could always tell her that you made it all possible, right?
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Samira wrote:
I did read somewhere that morning sickness is a moderate predictor of the baby's intelligence.
Congratulations! You're not only nauseous, you're also gestating a smartass.
Congratulations! You're not only nauseous, you're also gestating a smartass.
HAHA I love that!
Samira wrote:
I did read somewhere that morning sickness is a moderate predictor of the baby's intelligence.
Congratulations! You're not only nauseous, you're also gestating a smartass.
Congratulations! You're not only nauseous, you're also gestating a smartass.
Holy sh;t. 2.1 is going to be a handful.
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