I have lambasted Congress on many occasions for moves that I have found to be harmful to the country, laws and even bills that I thought were short-sighted, at best, and hearings that I thought were a complete waste of time for the legislative body of the country at the pinnacle of the free world.
Recently, however, my mind has been pulled in a new direction, and I believe it could be changed altogether by these new hearings.
Thank you, Congress. Thank you for thinking of the children.
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IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
The Bogeyman resides beneath centerfield in one fof those ballparks. It's true.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
The Bogeyman resides beneath centerfield in one fof those ballparks. It's true.
No, no, he's in the Halliwell's basement. If I recall correctly it scares the sh;t out of Piper.
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No, no, he's in the Halliwell's basement. If I recall correctly it scares the sh;t out of Piper.
It was Phoebe.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
A friend of mine who quit smoking started using snuss instead. I told him he was going to end up with oral cancer instead of lung cancer and his defense was that "People have been using smokeless tobacco in major league baseball for years without getting cancer!" I **** you not.
And I went DURRRRRRRRRRRR BABE RUTH.
And I went DURRRRRRRRRRRR BABE RUTH.
idiggory wrote:
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No, no, he's in the Halliwell's basement. If I recall correctly it scares the sh;t out of Piper.
It was Phoebe.
I had a 50/50 shot. I knew it wasn't Prue.
True story - when I was doing most of my work from home a couple years ago, I started watching 2 hours of charmed on TBS every day in the afternoon. There was not much better on at 3:00 PM. It's now a guilty pleasure.
catwho wrote:
And I went DURRRRRRRRRRRR BABE RUTH.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
If it turns out heavy drinking causes oral cancer on top of liver cancer, I'm *******
Wasn't he a huge cigar fan too?
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Dunno if there are any Mariners fans on here, but anyone remember the stain out in right field of the King Dome left by Jay Buhner?
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
Ignore the steroid-using, bench clearing brawls, and insipid screaming at the umpires when things don't go your way. Tobacco is clearly the debil.
Wonder how many millions of dollars this babysitting will cost us. I mean, think how many children will be saved.
Wonder how many millions of dollars this babysitting will cost us. I mean, think how many children will be saved.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
True story - when I was doing most of my work from home a couple years ago, I started watching 2 hours of charmed on TBS every day in the afternoon. There was not much better on at 3:00 PM. It's now a guilty pleasure.
Working out of town got me hooked on BtVS reruns.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
NephthysWanderer wrote:
Wonder how many millions of dollars this babysitting will cost us.
I'm not necessarily for or against banning tobacco use but it sounds like the congressman is merely trying to pressure MLB to regulate itself.
Besides, enforcing the discontinued use of chew in MLB would probably add less to the cost of your ticket than the current workers comp/med insurance bills do. In fact, lots of med insurance companies will cut the cost if you agree to things like this.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
NephthysWanderer wrote:
Wonder how many millions of dollars this babysitting will cost us.
I'm not necessarily for or against banning tobacco use but it sounds like the congressman is merely trying to pressure MLB to regulate itself.
Besides, enforcing the discontinued use of chew in MLB would probably add less to the cost of your ticket than the current workers comp/med insurance bills do. In fact, lots of med insurance companies will cut the cost if you agree to things like this.
LOL@u for thinking medical-n-shoorance premium decreases would impact ticket prices. 'Cuz the Yankees pay even half of 1% of their payroll in player health insurance.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Elinda wrote:
NephthysWanderer wrote:
Wonder how many millions of dollars this babysitting will cost us.
I'm not necessarily for or against banning tobacco use but it sounds like the congressman is merely trying to pressure MLB to regulate itself.
Besides, enforcing the discontinued use of chew in MLB would probably add less to the cost of your ticket than the current workers comp/med insurance bills do. In fact, lots of med insurance companies will cut the cost if you agree to things like this.
LOL@u for thinking medical-n-shoorance premium decreases would impact ticket prices. 'Cuz the Yankees pay even half of 1% of their payroll in player health insurance.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
It's good to know that they have their priorities straight.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Elinda wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Elinda wrote:
NephthysWanderer wrote:
Wonder how many millions of dollars this babysitting will cost us.
I'm not necessarily for or against banning tobacco use but it sounds like the congressman is merely trying to pressure MLB to regulate itself.
Besides, enforcing the discontinued use of chew in MLB would probably add less to the cost of your ticket than the current workers comp/med insurance bills do. In fact, lots of med insurance companies will cut the cost if you agree to things like this.
LOL@u for thinking medical-n-shoorance premium decreases would impact ticket prices. 'Cuz the Yankees pay even half of 1% of their payroll in player health insurance.
F'uck the box office, I hate baseball. I'm talking about tax dollars that we pay these people you twit.
Elinda wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Elinda wrote:
NephthysWanderer wrote:
Wonder how many millions of dollars this babysitting will cost us.
I'm not necessarily for or against banning tobacco use but it sounds like the congressman is merely trying to pressure MLB to regulate itself.
Besides, enforcing the discontinued use of chew in MLB would probably add less to the cost of your ticket than the current workers comp/med insurance bills do. In fact, lots of med insurance companies will cut the cost if you agree to things like this.
LOL@u for thinking medical-n-shoorance premium decreases would impact ticket prices. 'Cuz the Yankees pay even half of 1% of their payroll in player health insurance.
Hi. I'm Moe. Today's lesson will be remedial lrn2reed.
Neph was talking about the cost of the house subcommittee hearings. They're expensive. You're retarded.
Thus end-eth the lesson.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Elinda wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Elinda wrote:
NephthysWanderer wrote:
Wonder how many millions of dollars this babysitting will cost us.
I'm not necessarily for or against banning tobacco use but it sounds like the congressman is merely trying to pressure MLB to regulate itself.
Besides, enforcing the discontinued use of chew in MLB would probably add less to the cost of your ticket than the current workers comp/med insurance bills do. In fact, lots of med insurance companies will cut the cost if you agree to things like this.
LOL@u for thinking medical-n-shoorance premium decreases would impact ticket prices. 'Cuz the Yankees pay even half of 1% of their payroll in player health insurance.
Hi. I'm Moe. Today's lesson will be remedial lrn2reed.
Neph was talking about the cost of the house subcommittee hearings. They're expensive. You're retarded.
Thus end-eth the lesson.
The cost of a congressional sub-committee getting together for a meeting is marginal and meaningless. If they're not talking about baseball in the spring they're talking about football in the fall.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
While it's hard to tell exactly what Neph is talking about, I'm willing to bet he's just throwing out the party line, prematurely, about the tax increase we are bound to see in an attempt to enforce a law forbidding pro-baseball players from using chew.
Yeah, not that hard. Based on what I inferred, and what he confirmed, it was pretty easy to discern his nefarious meaning.
Elinda wrote:
The cost of a congressional sub-committee getting together for a meeting is marginal and meaningless. If they're not talking about baseball in the spring they're talking about football in the fall.
Sure. What's a couple hundred thousand dollars when we're talking about the health of t3h chilluns. How very liberal of you with my tax dollars.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Elinda wrote:
While it's hard to tell exactly what Neph is talking about, I'm willing to bet he's just throwing out the party line, prematurely, about the tax increase we are bound to see in an attempt to enforce a law forbidding pro-baseball players from using chew.
Yeah, not that hard. Based on what I inferred, and what he confirmed, it was pretty easy to discern his nefarious meaning.
Elinda wrote:
The cost of a congressional sub-committee getting together for a meeting is marginal and meaningless. If they're not talking about baseball in the spring they're talking about football in the fall.
Sure. What's a couple hundred thousand dollars when we're talking about the health of t3h chilluns. How very liberal of you with my tax dollars.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Sure. What's a couple hundred thousand dollars when we're talking about the health of t3h chilluns. How very liberal of you with my tax dollars.
I'm not sure where you came up with a couple hundred million dollars, but congress has bigger problems than the wad in Johnny Damon's mouth (yeah, intended), and if we have to pay them anyway they may as well work on something meaningful.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Elinda wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Sure. What's a couple hundred thousand dollars when we're talking about the health of t3h chilluns. How very liberal of you with my tax dollars.
I'm not sure where you came up with a couple hundred million dollars, but congress has bigger problems than the wad in Johnny Damon's mouth (yeah, intended), and if we have to pay them anyway they may as well work on something meaningful.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Elinda wrote:
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
Sure. What's a couple hundred thousand dollars when we're talking about the health of t3h chilluns. How very liberal of you with my tax dollars.
I'm not sure where you came up with a couple hundred million dollars, but congress has bigger problems than the wad in Johnny Damon's mouth (yeah, intended), and if we have to pay them anyway they may as well work on something meaningful.
So a couple hundred million was a number you pulled out of your *** and has no basis? Got it.
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
idiggory wrote:
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No, no, he's in the Halliwell's basement. If I recall correctly it scares the sh;t out of Piper.
It was Phoebe.
I had a 50/50 shot. I knew it wasn't Prue.
True story - when I was doing most of my work from home a couple years ago, I started watching 2 hours of charmed on TBS every day in the afternoon. There was not much better on at 3:00 PM. It's now a guilty pleasure.
HA ha!
My wife watches Charmed religiously. I call it "The Booby Show" and keep telling her how much better it would be muted.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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