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#1 Apr 07 2010 at 8:42 PM Rating: Decent

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http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/air-marshals-stop-shoe-bomb-attempt-united-jet/story?id=10315314

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Federal air marshals subdued a man who authorities say attempted to â€œlight his shoes on fireâ€ on a United flight from Washington Reagan to Denver Wednesday night, federal law enforcement officials told ABC News.

Authorities say an explosive team is on the way to the airport, and that while the presence of explosives has not yet been confirmed, they believe it was an attempted â€œshoe bomb.â€

The suspect was identified by authorities as a diplomat in the Qatar embassy in Washington, Mohammed al Modadi. The FBI said the man had full diplomat immunity as the 3rd secretary and vice-consul.

Authorities said two jet fighters were scrambled from Buckley Air Force Base to accompany United flight 663, a Boeing 757, as it flew the final 40 miles to Denver where it landed safely.

Authorities said the man, identified as from Qatar, was restrained by the air marshals who were on the flight.

The United jet was reportedly being directed to a remote location at the Denver airport.

A spokesman for the FBI in Denver declined to comment.

Time to invade Qatar?

#2 Apr 07 2010 at 8:49 PM Rating: Decent

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God damn, glad I got back from Toronto earlier today. Flying tomorrow is going to suck.

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#3 Apr 07 2010 at 9:03 PM Rating: Good

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F'uck Michigan.

Also, go air marshals.

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#4 Apr 07 2010 at 9:05 PM Rating: Good

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Air Marshall's what?

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#5 Apr 07 2010 at 9:57 PM Rating: Good

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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:

Air Marshall's what?

Yeah, I was like "what the hell is a stop shoe bomber??"

#6 Apr 07 2010 at 11:45 PM Rating: Decent

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Looks like he was trying to sneak a smoke in the toilet.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jMSczO6B0lR0vJkJCVfo8Yw3-NUwD9EUM8PO1

Edited, Apr 8th 2010 12:45am by Paskil

#7 Apr 08 2010 at 3:09 AM Rating: Excellent

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Paskil wrote:

Looks like he was trying to sneak a smoke in the toilet.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jMSczO6B0lR0vJkJCVfo8Yw3-NUwD9EUM8PO1

You guys could still invade Qatar though.

Smoking in the crapper is easily enough reason...And they got oil! And a crap military.

What the f'uck you all waiting for?

Another Republican President or something??

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#8 Apr 08 2010 at 5:48 AM Rating: Good

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Paskil wrote:

Looks like he was trying to sneak a smoke in the toilet.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jMSczO6B0lR0vJkJCVfo8Yw3-NUwD9EUM8PO1

Edited, Apr 8th 2010 12:45am by Paskil

"...pull the rip cord to inflate your floatation jacket, and blow on the attached whistle to attract searchers.

Please note that this is a completely No-Smoking Flight. Smokers will be tackled, cuffed, rendered, interred in an off-shore detention facility in International Waters and there will be a fine of $150."

#9 Apr 08 2010 at 7:21 AM Rating: Excellent

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Have shoe bombs ever worked?

Oh, I see. It's the old "Hoho, I have a bomb" joke.

Edited, Apr 8th 2010 6:23am by Samira

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#10 Apr 08 2010 at 7:31 AM Rating: Good

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paulsol wrote:

Paskil wrote:

Looks like he was trying to sneak a smoke in the toilet.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jMSczO6B0lR0vJkJCVfo8Yw3-NUwD9EUM8PO1

You guys could still invade Qatar though.

Smoking in the crapper is easily enough reason...And they got oil! And a crap military.

What the f'uck you all waiting for?

Another Republican President or something??

Plus, the troops are already there.

#11 Apr 08 2010 at 10:02 AM Rating: Good

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"Sh*t, no ashtray, I'll just put this out on the bottom of my shoe" (while sitting on the can)

::door opens::

"Sir, what are you doing?"

/sarcasm on
"Lighting my shoe on fire, what does it f*ckin' look like I'm doing?"
/sarcasm off

"SCRAMBLE THE JETS, DUDE HAS A CIGARETTE!!!!!"

People are retarded.

#12 Apr 08 2010 at 10:18 AM Rating: Decent

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Yodabunny wrote:

People are retarded.

Kay wrote:

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.

#13 Apr 08 2010 at 10:28 AM Rating: Good

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BrownDuck wrote:

"K" wrote:

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.

"Kay" is a chubby middle-aged woman from Northern Minnesota. "K" was a character in Men in Black.

/sigh

#14 Apr 08 2010 at 11:10 AM Rating: Good

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His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:

BrownDuck wrote:

"K" wrote:

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.

"Kay" is a chubby middle-aged woman from Northern Minnesota. "K" was a character in Men in Black.

/sigh

They called them all by their names, actually.
K was Kay, J was Jay, L was Elle.

See imdb and Tommy Lee Jones' name

Edited, Apr 8th 2010 1:11pm by LockeColeMA

#15 Apr 08 2010 at 11:15 AM Rating: Good

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LockeColeMA wrote:

His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:

BrownDuck wrote:

"K" wrote:

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.

"Kay" is a chubby middle-aged woman from Northern Minnesota. "K" was a character in Men in Black.

/sigh

They called them all by their names, actually.
K was Kay, J was Jay, L was Elle.

See imdb and Tommy Lee Jones' name

Why? I looked at the script before I posted that. However, if I had gone off of actual facts in this ososrs thread I could not have poked fun at fat chicks from Minnesota, could I?

#16 Apr 08 2010 at 11:27 AM Rating: Good

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BrownDuck wrote:

Yodabunny wrote:

People are retarded.

Kay wrote:

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.

Hrm.

#17 Apr 08 2010 at 11:28 AM Rating: Good

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His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:

LockeColeMA wrote:

His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:

BrownDuck wrote:

"K" wrote:

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.

"Kay" is a chubby middle-aged woman from Northern Minnesota. "K" was a character in Men in Black.

/sigh

They called them all by their names, actually.
K was Kay, J was Jay, L was Elle.

See imdb and Tommy Lee Jones' name

Why? I looked at the script before I posted that. However, if I had gone off of actual facts in this ososrs thread I could not have poked fun at fat chicks from Minnesota, could I?

True enough. Carry on.

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