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#102 Apr 13 2010 at 2:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Most definitions define a civil war as being two factions fighting for control over one government.

Says who?

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#103 Apr 13 2010 at 2:33 PM Rating: Decent
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I did read it. Did you? He didn't say, "The south didn't think it was a civil war."


Yes. He's from the south. Ergo, to him it wasn't a civil war either...

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It doesn't really matter what the South thought it was called.


You're correct. What mattered was what the South thought it actually was. Because that's what defined their military objectives. And their military objectives did *not* include capturing Washington DC and taking control of the entire US. While you can pull out a dictionary and correctly "call it" a civil war after the fact, it very clearly wasn't one to the South.

Isn't it more important what it was than what we can call it by dictionary definition?

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What it was, in actuality, was a civil war. Where two regions in the same country went to war. And you put it perfectly. All the labels you want to try to apply afterward does not change that simple fact.


I'll respond the same way I responded to Allegory. That cannot be the full definition of "civil war", otherwise all wars are civil wars. You can't make an argument resting wholly on definition and the use a dumb definition. If you're going to be **** about meaning, then be precise as well.


I still maintain that it's silly to quibble over definitions while ignoring the actual reality of the thing we're talking about. Terminology aside, Varus is correct with the more important part of his post. The South did not have an intention to take control of the US. IMO, there is value in making that point as a means of distinguishing that internal conflict from others in which the goal was precisely that. Arguing "But it's a civil war!" is meaningless when the point the other guy is making is to distinguish *this* civil war, from others. That's why I brought up that cars and planes are both vehicles, but there's value in using the more precise terms.


Most civil wars involve an internal struggle for control of an entire country. That's what most people think of when they think of a civil war. It is important to make the point that the South during the US Civil War did not have that objective. Had they, it's quite possible our history would have turned out quite a bit different.
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#104 Apr 13 2010 at 2:37 PM Rating: Good
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I'll respond the same way I responded to Allegory. That cannot be the full definition of "civil war", otherwise all wars are civil wars. You can't make an argument resting wholly on definition and the use a dumb definition. If you're going to be **** about meaning, then be precise as well.


Yes. All wars between two regions of the same country are a civil war. Congratulations, you finally get it.

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I still maintain that it's silly to quibble over definitions while ignoring the actual reality of the thing we're talking about. Terminology aside, Varus is correct with the more important part of his post. The South did not have an intention to take control of the US. IMO, there is value in making that point as a means of distinguishing that internal conflict from others in which the goal was precisely that. Arguing "But it's a civil war!" is meaningless when the point the other guy is making is to distinguish *this* civil war, from others. That's why I brought up that cars and planes are both vehicles, but there's value in using the more precise terms.


Sure, the South didn't try to take over the country. So what? That doesnt' mean it wasn't a civil war (you know, a war between two regions of the same country).

gbaji wrote:
Most civil wars involve an internal struggle for control of an entire country. That's what most people think of when they think of a civil war. It is important to make the point that the South during the US Civil War did not have that objective. Had they, it's quite possible our history would have turned out quite a bit different.


Sure, most civil wars do. That does not define civil war, however. No one is arguing with Varus or you that the South wasn't trying to take over. It doesn't ******* matter.
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gbaji wrote:
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What it was, in actuality, was a civil war. Where two regions in the same country went to war. And you put it perfectly. All the labels you want to try to apply afterward does not change that simple fact.
I'll respond the same way I responded to Allegory. That cannot be the full definition of "civil war", otherwise all wars are civil wars.

Stop eating paste before you post.
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#106 Apr 13 2010 at 2:43 PM Rating: Decent
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The term Civil War is a misnomer. The South did not instigate a rebellion. Thirteen southern states in 1860-61 simply chose to secede from the Union and go their own way, like the thirteen colonies did when they seceded from Britain. A more accurate name for the war that took place between the northern and southern American states is the War for Southern Independence. Mainstream historiography presents the victors’ view, an account that focuses on the issue of slavery and downplays other considerations.


Of course i've always been partial to the term war of northern aggression.

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The Constitution of the Confederate States of America prohibited the importation of slaves


Slavery was only the pretense for the north to overtax the south.

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The rallying call in the North at the beginning of the war was "preserve the Union," not "free the slaves."


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The military occupation and "Reconstruction" the South was forced to endure after the war also slowed healing of the wounds. At a gathering of ex-confederate soldiers shortly before he died in 1870, Robert E. Lee said,

If I had foreseen the use those people [Yankees] designed to make of their victory, there would have been no surrender at Appomattox Courthouse; no sir, not by me. Had I foreseen these results of subjugation, I would have preferred to die at Appomattox with my brave men, my sword in my right hand.


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The former Vice-President John C. Calhoun put it this way:

"The North had adopted a system of revenue and disbursements in which an undue proportion of the burden of taxation has been imposed upon the South, and an undue proportion of its proceeds appropriated to the North… the South, as the great exporting portion of the Union, has in reality paid vastly more than her due proportion of the revenue."


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After the enactment of what was called the "Tariff of Abomination" in 1828, promoted by Henry Clay, the tax on imports ranged between 20-30%. It rose further in March 1861 when Lincoln, at the start of his presidency, signed the Morrill Tariff into law. This tax was far more onerous than the one forced on the American colonies by Britain in the 18th century.


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#107 Apr 13 2010 at 2:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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Lew Rockwell is "most definitions" now?

Tee-hee!
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#108 Apr 13 2010 at 2:53 PM Rating: Decent
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Yes. All wars between two regions of the same country are a civil war. Congratulations, you finally get it.


Really? So if I march my armies into a foreign country and take control of part of it, that war then becomes a "civil war" because I control one region of the country and am fighting against forces in control of another region of the same country?

We can go down the rabbit hole of silly definitions and whatnot. My point is that it's more useful to look at what something is than argue about the definitions at hand.

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Sure, the South didn't try to take over the country. So what? That doesnt' mean it wasn't a civil war (you know, a war between two regions of the same country).


Because there are better terms to describe the war.

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gbaji wrote:
Most civil wars involve an internal struggle for control of an entire country. That's what most people think of when they think of a civil war. It is important to make the point that the South during the US Civil War did not have that objective. Had they, it's quite possible our history would have turned out quite a bit different.


Sure, most civil wars do. That does not define civil war, however. No one is arguing with Varus or you that the South wasn't trying to take over. It doesn't @#%^ing matter.



/shrug. I would suggest that our modern definition of "civil war" includes one side wanting to separate from the larger whole precisely because we labeled our war the "Civil War" and dictionary writers have to include a definition which includes that conflict. It's somewhat circular, isn't it? Also, terms really mean what people mean when they use them.


Was Varus unclear about what he meant when he said that it "wasn't a civil war"? Did you fail to get that he was specifically talking about the fact that the South did not have any intention to take over the US, but just to leave it? Why get caught up on the words? Dunno. I just see this a lot and it seems silly to me. If it's clear what someone is talking about, then respond to what was talked about. If you want to quibble over the meaning of a word, then that's fine to. But accept that you're entering into a meaningless quibble-match and don't expect anything significant to come of it... ;)
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#109 Apr 13 2010 at 2:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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gbaji wrote:
So if I march my armies into a foreign country and take control of part of it, that war then becomes a "civil war" because I control one region of the country and am fighting against forces in control of another region of the same country?

I can only assume this is trolling because people legitimately this retarded can't type.

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I would suggest that our modern definition of "civil war" includes one side wanting to separate from the larger whole precisely because we labeled our war the "Civil War" and dictionary writers have to include a definition which includes that conflict.

You'd be wrong.
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civil war
"battles among fellow citizens or within a community," from civil in a sense of "occurring among fellow citizens;" the sense is attested from late 14c., in batayle ciuile "civil battle," etc. The exact phrase is attested from 1494. Early use typically in ref. to ancient Rome.


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Was Varus unclear about what he meant when he said that it "wasn't a civil war"?

He was clear. He was just wrong.

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I just see this a lot and it seems silly to me.

But not silly enough to not spend a page engaging in it. Gotcha.

Edited, Apr 13th 2010 3:59pm by Jophiel
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#110 Apr 13 2010 at 2:57 PM Rating: Good
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gbaji wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Yes. All wars between two regions of the same country are a civil war. Congratulations, you finally get it.


Really? So if I march my armies into a foreign country and take control of part of it, that war then becomes a "civil war" because I control one region of the country and am fighting against forces in control of another region of the same country?

We can go down the rabbit hole of silly definitions and whatnot.......



What do you mean 'we'? You're the one who just made me laugh muesli all over my work computer...Do you even think about what you write?
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#111 Apr 13 2010 at 2:58 PM Rating: Good
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Jophed,

I especially like this,

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The Constitution of the Confederate States of America prohibited the importation of slaves


Slavery was only the pretense for the north to overtax the south.




How about quoting the whole thing:

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Sec. 9. (I) The importation of negroes of the African race from any foreign country other than the slaveholding States or Territories of the United States of America, is hereby forbidden; and Congress is required to pass such laws as shall effectually prevent the same.


Yeah, you can't import them, except from authorized sources. What a nimrod.
#112 Apr 13 2010 at 3:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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You couldn't import them but you were more than welcome to raise up your own within the US.

So really it was an amendment that disallowed outsourcing your slave production to other nations and forced you to keep it local. Not much into free trade, were those slave-lovers?
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#113 Apr 13 2010 at 3:08 PM Rating: Good
gbaji wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Yes. All wars between two regions of the same country are a civil war. Congratulations, you finally get it.


Really? So if I march my armies into a foreign country and take control of part of it, that war then becomes a "civil war" because I control one region of the country and am fighting against forces in control of another region of the same country?

We can go down the rabbit hole of silly definitions and whatnot. My point is that it's more useful to look at what something is than argue about the definitions at hand.


Wow. I know you aren't that stupid, gbaji. That was desperate, even for you.

gbaji wrote:
Because there are better terms to describe the war.


I disagree.

gbaji wrote:
/shrug. I would suggest that our modern definition of "civil war" includes one side wanting to separate from the larger whole precisely because we labeled our war the "Civil War" and dictionary writers have to include a definition which includes that conflict. It's somewhat circular, isn't it?


Ok. You can suggest that all you want. Luckily, we have dictionaries where we can go look up a definition and find out, so we can then use it correctly.

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Also, terms really mean what people mean when they use them.


Smiley: facepalm

No. Terms really mean what they really mean. Sometimes, though, people use them incorrectly and try to convince others that they mean whatever works for their argument.

gbaji wrote:
Was Varus unclear about what he meant when he said that it "wasn't a civil war"? Did you fail to get that he was specifically talking about the fact that the South did not have any intention to take over the US, but just to leave it? Why get caught up on the words? Dunno. I just see this a lot and it seems silly to me. If it's clear what someone is talking about, then respond to what was talked about. If you want to quibble over the meaning of a word, then that's fine to. But accept that you're entering into a meaningless quibble-match and don't expect anything significant to come of it... ;)


He must have been unclear. We're arguing about it, aren't we? And if it seems silly to you, then you must find yourself awful silly, because not only are you participating in this leg of the discussion, but you're usually right there in the middle every single time it happens.
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#115 Apr 13 2010 at 3:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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On behalf of those of us who grew up in the South and are not functionally retarded, I have a few statements to make.

I grew up calling it the Civil War.

I grew up knowing the root causes were slavery, and the balance of power between the slave states and the free states.

I thought then, and still believe, that it is entirely possible to be both heroic and tragically misguided, gloriously brave and utterly wrong.

Thank you. Now, back to your regularly scheduled squabbling.
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#116 Apr 13 2010 at 3:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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I find this whole thing interesting because it's a phenomenon I've noticed before. It goes:

(A) Kid learns some basic fact in school that's been distilled down for consumption by 9 year olds
(B) Kid grows up and learns that the situation was more complex
(C) Adult, rather than blend these things, rejects stuff learned in (A) and completely replaces it with stuff learned in (B)
(D) Adult says in any conversation about the subject that only fools believe (A), it's really (B)

You see this in "The Civil War wasn't about slaves, it was really about state's rights" or "Columbus doesn't matter because Vikings had already gone to America" or whatever. It's as though some people can't fit more than one reason into the little mail slots of their mind.
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#117 Apr 13 2010 at 3:30 PM Rating: Good
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knoxxsouthy wrote:

Slavery was only the pretense for the north to overtax the south.

This is of course why the Confederacy changed "No Tax or Duty shall be laid on Articles exported from any State" and allowed the Confederate Congress to levy state-specific tariffs.

If States' rights were so important, the Supremacy clause would be nixed, wouldn't it? ...sh*t, nullification is still illegal there. So is being a free state.

The Confederate Constitution is really ****** (although it's still incredibly similar to the US Constitution) and it's surprising people think it's some bastion of states' rights.

Edited, Apr 13th 2010 4:33pm by Sweetums
#118 Apr 13 2010 at 3:46 PM Rating: Decent
Samy,

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I thought then, and still believe, that it is entirely possible to be both heroic and tragically misguided, gloriously brave and utterly wrong.


We know. This is how liberals view muslim terrorists.

#119 Apr 13 2010 at 3:53 PM Rating: Good
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Really, not everyone one in the South holds this bizarre loyalty to a failed nation.
#120 Apr 13 2010 at 3:56 PM Rating: Good
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Really, not everyone one in the South holds this bizarre loyalty to a failed nation.


I would chime in with the same declaration, but I imagine spending the first ten years of my life in the agressive North would mean that I'm not a "true" Southerner to most other Southerners.
#121 Apr 13 2010 at 5:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
gbaji wrote:
Because there are better terms to describe the war.


I disagree.


You don't agree that "war of secession" is a better term to describe that conflict than "civil war"? Why?
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#122 Apr 13 2010 at 5:55 PM Rating: Good
gbaji wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
gbaji wrote:
Because there are better terms to describe the war.


I disagree.


You don't agree that "war of secession" is a better term to describe that conflict than "civil war"? Why?


No, I don't agree. Because there wasn't a huge upheaval about how the country was being run in general. Sweetums even mentioned that, aside from the issue of slavery, the Confederate Constitution was very like the US Constitution. They wanted the same type of government, but they wanted certain things that the North didn't think should be legal.

Had the South said, "Ok, you Yankees. We're tired of this, we want a king again," I might be tempted to agree with you more. As it stands, they were just pissy 'cause they were told that they couldn't own other humans.
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Samira wrote:
On behalf of those of us who grew up in the South and are not functionally retarded, I have a few statements to make.

I grew up calling it the Civil War.

I grew up knowing the root causes were slavery, and the balance of power between the slave states and the free states.

I thought then, and still believe, that it is entirely possible to be both heroic and tragically misguided, gloriously brave and utterly wrong.

Thank you. Now, back to your regularly scheduled squabbling.


This.

You have GOT to remember, varus is not an accurate representation of southern people.

At all.
#124 Apr 13 2010 at 6:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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gbaji wrote:
You don't agree that "war of secession" is a better term to describe that conflict than "civil war"? Why?

It's longer, harder for schoolkids to spell and everyone knows exactly what the "US Civil War" refers to.

Also, it's no more accurate (in that there's absolutely nothing inaccurate about the current term) so it's a change for no gain and more keystrokes.
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#125 Apr 13 2010 at 6:50 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
more keystrokes.
Now we really see what gbaji's shooting for.
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You know, all of this is secondary to the fact that, in 1916, the New York Times ran a completely serious article saying that these new "tank" things the Brits were producing would be 250 feet long, 25' tall, built to look just like battleships only with wheels and would be able to drive up mountainsides as they spread death to the Huns.
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