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#52 Apr 08 2010 at 8:38 PM Rating: Good
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The South really gave a sh*t about states' rights when it came to the Fugitive Slave Law, right? Right?

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(4) No bill of attainder, ex post facto law, or law denying or impairing the right of property in negro slaves shall be passed.


Right in the Constitution of the Confederacy

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#53 Apr 09 2010 at 6:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Good point. Smiley: laugh

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#54 Apr 10 2010 at 5:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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My ancestors in the us date all the way back to 1965.

In the meantime, make it a Civil War Month and deal with all aspects. What was so glorious about the confederacy I'll never understand.
#55 Apr 10 2010 at 7:11 AM Rating: Good
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Yes, slavery was an issue, but the primary issue was State's Rights.


Hahahhahahahahahahaha, holy shit, is that really what they're selling suckers these days? While one of the issues *decided* by the war was the question of federalism, it was, at best, a transparent pretext at the beginning of the war. This war, as with most wars, was unsurprisingly almost exclusively about an attempt to protect the wealth of the elite class from other members of the same class. That's not so easy to sell to the poor fuckers forced to leave their families to starve, though, so the demonization of the other side takes whatever form is most convenient.

As wars go, the US Civil War is really exceptionally boring except as a study in how long it takes a basically decent man of conscience to reach the point where he's willing to put total sons of ******* like Grant and Sherman in charge to win.
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What was so glorious about the confederacy I'll never understand.

They had Patrick Swayze.
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#57 Apr 10 2010 at 9:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yes, slavery was an issue, but the primary issue was State's Rights.


Hahahhahahahahahahaha, holy shit, is that really what they're selling suckers these days?



It's what they've been selling down South since, I'm guessing here, the 60s. I would bet good money that no one cared a whit about saying the Civil War was all about slavery before the Civil Rights movement.

It'd be interesting to see some pre-1964 history texts, in fact, just to see if I'm right about this.

It's the hillbilly version of political rectitude.

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#58 Apr 11 2010 at 5:59 AM Rating: Decent
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It's what they've been selling down South since, I'm guessing here, the 60s. I would bet good money that no one cared a whit about saying the Civil War was all about slavery before the Civil Rights movement.


I don't know, either, but where the abolitionist side won, I'd imagine it was almost exclusively sited as the sole cause for the first 100 years or so.
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#59 Apr 12 2010 at 2:00 AM Rating: Good
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Sweetums makes the same point I did on page one.

When did "State Rights" become a reason? When the southern slave owners needed the non slave owners to fight for them. Or as Smash said
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That's not so easy to sell to the poor ******* forced to leave their families to starve, though, so the demonization of the other side takes whatever form is most convenient.

So we are going back to the mid Nineteenth century as to its being a rallying cry for secession.

Look up a southern man named States Rights Gist.
#60 Apr 12 2010 at 2:48 PM Rating: Decent
It wasn't a Civil War!

For you uneducated twits a civil war involves two political bodies fighting for control over the govn. The war of northern aggression was all about the north forcing the south to stay.

All the south had to do was march on to dc after the battle of bull run and the war would have turned out much differently. Unfortunately, for the south, they believed all they had to do was keep defeating the men the north kept sending down.




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It wasn't a Civil War!

You know who gets to name wars? The winners.

You know whose name we use? The North's.
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#62 Apr 12 2010 at 3:05 PM Rating: Good
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It wasn't a Civil War!

For you uneducated twits a civil war involves two political bodies fighting for control over the govn. The war of northern aggression was all about the north forcing the south to stay.

All the south had to do was march on to dc after the battle of bull run and the war would have turned out much differently. Unfortunately, for the south, they believed all they had to do was keep defeating the men the north kept sending down.


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I know, dictionary entries are soooo uncool, but:

Dictionary.com wrote:
civil war 
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a war between political factions or regions within the same country.


#63 Apr 12 2010 at 3:24 PM Rating: Decent
Jophed,

I also know that just because someone says something doesn't necessarily make it true.


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I also know that just because someone says something doesn't necessarily make it true.

Like "The South will rise again"?

We agree on this point. Let us celebrate with the consumption of a glass of port.
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#65 Apr 12 2010 at 4:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh, la! How you talk. I'm sure you mean brandy and cigars in the drawing room.

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#66 Apr 12 2010 at 4:47 PM Rating: Good
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Oh, la! How you talk. I'm sure you mean brandy and cigars in the drawing room.

Hesh, you!

Men talking.
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#67 Apr 12 2010 at 4:54 PM Rating: Decent
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:

I know, dictionary entries are soooo uncool, but:

Dictionary.com wrote:
civil war 
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a war between political factions or regions within the same country.



It's still a matter of perspective though. The south was not a faction attempting to control the entire US. They were attempting to break away from the US. While the term "civil war" can broadly be used to describe any conflict between factions nominally associated with the same starting nation, we usually make a distinction between those in which factions are fighting for control over the whole, and those in which a single faction is attempting to break away. We typically call those "wars of secession", or "wars for independence".


It's an admittedly semantic point though...
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gbaji wrote:
The south was not a faction attempting to control the entire US.

Of course, because that was the north. Even by both yours and Varrus' silly requirements it's still a civil war; the north is still attempting to control the government of the south and the entire U.S.
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Allegory wrote:
gbaji wrote:
The south was not a faction attempting to control the entire US.

Of course, because that was the north. Even by both yours and Varrus' silly requirements it's still a civil war; the north is still attempting to control the government of the south and the entire U.S.


So were the British when 13 of their colonies attempted to break away. As I pointed out earlier, while all such conflicts can broadly be called "civil wars", it's usually more correct to call them wars for secession, or wars of independence. The term civil war is usually reserved for a conflict specifically over control of the whole of a nation, by both/all sides who are fighting. When only one side is fighting to control the whole, and the other side is fighting to break away, we use other, more specific terms.
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#70 Apr 12 2010 at 5:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Bad analogy yet again. The Brits were trying to control an existing colony.

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gbaji wrote:
Allegory wrote:
gbaji wrote:
The south was not a faction attempting to control the entire US.

Of course, because that was the north. Even by both yours and Varrus' silly requirements it's still a civil war; the north is still attempting to control the government of the south and the entire U.S.


So were the British when 13 of their colonies attempted to break away. As I pointed out earlier, while all such conflicts can broadly be called "civil wars", it's usually more correct to call them wars for secession, or wars of independence. The term civil war is usually reserved for a conflict specifically over control of the whole of a nation, by both/all sides who are fighting. When only one side is fighting to control the whole, and the other side is fighting to break away, we use other, more specific terms.
Frankly, the winner can call it whatever the fuck they want to call it.
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Out of idle curiousity, I looked at the NYT archives from 1861 and they were calling it a civil war then so anyone who wants to ***** about it now is ~150 years late the party.
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Samira wrote:
Bad analogy yet again. The Brits were trying to control an existing colony.


It's a perfect analogy to Allegory's assumed definition of "civil war". He said that since the North was trying to control the government of the south and the entire US, that this made it a civil war. I'm pointing out that the same exact criteria was met during the US war for independence. The British were attempting to control the government of the colonies and the entire empire, while the colonies were simply trying to break away and form their own country.

I'm simply pointing out that the criteria as stated cannot be the sole determinant of whether or not we call something a civil war.
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Jophiel wrote:
Out of idle curiousity, I looked at the NYT archives from 1861 and they were calling it a civil war then so anyone who wants to ***** about it now is ~150 years late the party.


And WW1 was called the "War to end all wars". What's your point?
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And WW1 was called the "War to end all wars". What's your point?

That was more of a poetic description. It's "proper" name at the time was the Great War.

Why, what was your point? Wanted to show how you could whiff history while trying to be snarky?
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Browsing through the NYT archives, this article (PDF) from 1916 is the most awesome thing I've read in quite a while.

Edited, Apr 12th 2010 8:56pm by Jophiel
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