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I took the time machine to 2063 this morning and chatted up a hot Vulcan in Montana. What did you do?
Did he tickle your bits with his pointy ears?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
No, but his mustache was tickling my balls.
The trouble with tribbles is that they reproduce at an alarming rate.
Ha. Like a Vulcan would really be in Montana.
Assassin Nadenu wrote:
Ha. Like a Vulcan would really be in Montana.
Montana isn't that far from Vulcan.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
And Tennessee is right next to Kentucky. What's your point?
It's only logical to visit ones neighbors?
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Have you ever BEEN to Kentucky??
Nope, but I imagine that it can't be much worse than lolTennessee, where I've also never been.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
Nope, but I imagine that it can't be much worse than lolTennessee, where I've also never been.
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
Assassin Nadenu wrote:
Ha. Like a Vulcan would really be in Montana.
Montana isn't that far from Vulcan.
Montana Wildhack practically lives on Vulcan.
I've been to both. Nothing special (Read: Worst trip of my life). Though Kentucky has some cool caves...
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
Um, its what day? Sorry, took my time machine and realized I'm now old and can't remember where I am.
idiggory wrote:
I've been to both. Nothing special (Read: Worst trip of my life). Though Kentucky has some cool caves...
But Tennessee has Tootsie's Orchid Lounge! How can you *not* be impressed!?!!
Assassin Nadenu wrote:
idiggory wrote:
I've been to both. Nothing special (Read: Worst trip of my life). Though Kentucky has some cool caves...
But Tennessee has Tootsie's Orchid Lounge! How can you *not* be impressed!?!!
They're also in Florida.
Just sayin'
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Totally different thing. The Tootsies in Nashville has been around as long as Nobby, has spawned a bunch of "country legends" and is a dump. It's also the size of a postage stamp.
I bet your nipples are hard now...
I bet your nipples are hard now...
So you're telling me that the Tootsies in Nashville is a dump compared to the one in Florida.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
I honestly didn't know there was on in Florida. Why the hell would there need to be 2??
This is the one in Nashville.
This is the one in Nashville.
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